OriginalMiles
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-When you wash socks how come one always comes up missing?
Washing machines are secretly absorbing socks to power themselves when the uprising starts!

-How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie roll pop?
As many as you want!

-who let the dogs out?
Me. I'm sorry, they were sick of being stuck in the house all day and they needed air!
-Stay puff Marsh mellow man or GODZILLA?
GODZILLA!!!

-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"Flesh!"

- if Joan of Arc was clairvoyant why couldnt she see what was going to a happen?
She didn't have the clearance to see that information.

- Spreadable cheese or edible Underwear?
Spreadable cheese for the win!

- I shot a tiger in my underwear how did he get there?
Underwear tigers are an epidemic. If you see an underwear tiger in your underwear, call your nearest underwear specialist immediately.
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Who indeed...
