15 Minutes with Spidermatrix53!

[Marx]

with....​

Spidermatrix53!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Marx]

Did you do anything fun or exciting for Halloween?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[Sensi]

You want to hear your echo, what do you yell?

Describe who you are using a word you have never used before.

If you were Spider-man would you take the red or the blue pill?

You have one minute too say something, what would it be?

What do you say when you greet people?

Do you have a bad temper?

 

[Marx]

If you could have dinner with five celebrities (living or dead), who would they be?

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

How did you get into Spider-Man?

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Where were you born?
Harrisburg, PA

Where do you currently live?
Winter Park, FL

Age?
21

Height?
5' 11"

Hair color?
Dirty Blonde hair, Reddish beard.

Eye Color?
Greyish-Blue

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Nope! And nowhere!

Lefty or Righty?
Righty-tighty.

Do you have any siblings?
Three (one by adoption), but only two that I will readily acknowledge.

Post a picture of your handwriting:
Nice try, COMMUNIST.

What is your job?
College student.

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
Yes I do!
2001 Hyundai Elantra

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
[YT]f5JDqGNXxCU[/YT]

What is your lucky number?
53, doofus.

Any superstitions?
A few, yeah. I make a lot of them up.

What kind of cell phone do you have?
Motorola Droid x2

What's your default ringtone?
"FRAGMENTED." It's a generic that came with the phone that I'm rather fond of. It reminds me of "Portal".

What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
"Drive", and it is now one of my favorite movies.
[YT]CWX34ShfcsE[/YT]

 

[Marx]

You mentioned that you're currently in college. Are you almost finished? Or just starting? What are you majoring in?

 

[Spidermatrix53]

What is your current avatar and why?
Mickey Mouse punching his own eyes out.
I think the picture is funny and perfectly explains my personality:
a mixture between cartoonishness and horror.

How many posts do you have right now?
519

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Ultra Lantern because he/she is a mediator,
Spider-Aziz, because he seams pretty cool,
Gwendolyn Stacy, because she's a girl and is level-headed,
Lord, because he's cool
and Marx so there can be some soft of order.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
Troy_Parker because why not?

What will you sing?
[YT]mRQGgzN4TPc[/YT]
or
[YT]KuRxXRuAz-I[/YT]

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Nope!

Have you ever posted commando?
I am now, actually. My apartment is very warm.

What brought you to the Hype?
The discussions and the fan-art. I lurked for a while.

What keeps you here?
The discussions, the news, the pictures/fan art.

Link us to a thread you enjoy:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=369457

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
ImmortalFire seems like an intelligent chap...

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
(c)KAW and spida-man because they're idiots.

Which two Mods?
Kane52630 and ComicChick for the heck of it.

Hype Crush?
Let's go with Gwendolyn Stacy, because she's a girl and was the only person to think to get that username.

Hype Nemesis?
(c)KAW, perhaps? I know there's someone I don't like that I'm forgetting...

What is your favorite Smiley?
Oh God, I'm an idiot.

Least favorite?
: When has this one ever been used?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
I'm not missing, but busy. :P

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
GRAMMER AND RAGING.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?
Skype calls.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

You mentioned that you're currently in college. Are you almost finished? Or just starting? What are you majoring in?

Nope! Still got a bit more than a year to go and I am studying Film at Full Sail University.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Did you do anything fun or exciting for Halloween?

I rode my bike to the bank wearing a Spider-Man costume to get a money order to pay my rent. And then I wore it to a party. And then I wore it to class today.

Honestly I'm rather surprised that I'm not wearing it right now...

 

[Marx]

What is your favorite part about living in Florida?

What is your least favorite part about living in Florida?

 

[Spidermatrix53]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If it happens back-to-back, you die. If there is ample time between scares then nothing happens. Over time you can gain back that "half-alive" you lost.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
No need, I would use my hand and shape it like a gun.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Some nerd would notice.
Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary? It's weird.

Is there another word for synonym?
Substitue, Replacement

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes, only vegans can't.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Of course they do! It would be unethical otherwise.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No, they don't eat clowns because here would be no entertainment during dinner.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Probably.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I doubt it.

How young can you die of old age?
Depends on how much you've lived during your life.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Probably. I'm rather friendly.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
As a Lighting student, I can comfortably saw about three or four.

Is it still real to you?
Baby, it's always been real to me.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Yes it is.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
In case their seeing-eye dogs drive them there.

What do batteries run on?
Treadmills.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Legally, yes.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I think so, yes.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because it's contained away from air so it doesn't dry.

Batman & Robin or The Room?
THE ROOM

... also, BIRDEMIC
[YT]jE5dJDgZ644[/YT]

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?
Broccoli

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes. Twice and then never again/before.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
No. That chemical is not used for cleanliness.

How do you like my nonsensical questions?
Who are you?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
**** no and **** you.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?
Real home.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.
I don't know anybody that here well.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Oh Land - "Wolf and I"
[YT] V4wHMORwlHY[/YT]

Kavinsky - "Nightcall"
[YT]MV_3Dpw-BRY[/YT]

The Horros - "Sea Within a Sea"
[YT]8Sse_UmiVDA[/YT]

Kasabian - "Fire"
[YT]saJoj_WRdn4[/YT]

The Big Pink - "Velvet"
[YT]Tt2jw-NcQ9[/YT]

I promise you that II usually listen to ver upbeat music.

What is your least favorite word?
MOIST.
*shudder*

What turns you on?
My girlfriend. t:

What turns you off?
My father.

What sound do you love?
Children's laughter and classical music.

What sound do you hate?
Dubstep and that horrible sound that dogs make when they are hurt.

What is your favorite curse word?
Can I even write that?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Costume design or travel expert.

What profession would you not like to do?
Care for the elderly/doctor.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I would like to hear His laughter.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

Yes, because for the first time in my recent life I am doing exactly what I want to do and have the full support of those who truly love me.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

You want to hear your echo, what do you yell?
"HELLO, ME? THIS IS ME."

Describe who you are using a word you have never used before.
Jocose.

If you were Spider-man would you take the red or the blue pill?
I'm not sure I get the question? I you were a little more clear I would be glad to respond.

You have one minute too say something, what would it be?
Way too many words for one minute, probably. I tend to go over my time limits.

What do you say when you greet people?
"Hey, (insert name here)."

Do you have a bad temper?
I used to but I don't really have one anymore.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

How did you get into Spider-Man?

At first it was because of the supremely awesome 90's animated series and then I got into the comics. I was also pretty much the perfect age for it when the first movie series came out.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

What is your favorite part about living in Florida?

The weather (which I was told I'd hate), my school, and all the things there are to do that I can't afford!


What is your least favorite part about living in Florida?

The constant fear of crime. I haven't witnessed it personally but I know a lot of people that have dealt first-hand with it. I also hate how far it is away from my girlfriend. The poor girl is still back in Pennsylvania.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What's your name?

That avvy of yours is awesome, where did you find it?

 

[Spidermatrix53]

What's your name?

Jeremiah Kay Ion


That avvy of yours is awesome, where did you find it?

You know, I can't really remember. I used to have a Something Awful forums account, so it probably came from there.

 

[Duke]

What are you currently studying for?


What was your favorite class in school?


What was your least favorite class in school?


Name one historical person you'd like to meet & why?

 

[Marx]

Do you consider yourself a good cook? If so, what is your speciality?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nice to know you Jeremiah

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on child beauty pageants? Cutesy kid competitions? Or child abuse?

 

[Troy_Parker]

What is your current avatar and why?
Mickey Mouse punching his own eyes out.
I think the picture is funny and perfectly explains my personality:
a mixture between cartoonishness and horror.

How many posts do you have right now?
519

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Ultra Lantern because he/she is a mediator,
Spider-Aziz, because he seams pretty cool,
Gwendolyn Stacy, because she's a girl and is level-headed,
Lord, because he's cool
and Marx so there can be some soft of order.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
Troy_Parker because why not?

What will you sing?
[YT]mRQGgzN4TPc[/YT]
or
[YT]KuRxXRuAz-I[/YT]

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Nope!

Have you ever posted commando?
I am now, actually. My apartment is very warm.

What brought you to the Hype?
The discussions and the fan-art. I lurked for a while.

What keeps you here?
The discussions, the news, the pictures/fan art.

Link us to a thread you enjoy:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=369457

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
ImmortalFire seems like an intelligent chap...

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
(c)KAW and spida-man because they're idiots.

Which two Mods?
Kane52630 and ComicChick for the heck of it.

Hype Crush?
Let's go with Gwendolyn Stacy, because she's a girl and was the only person to think to get that username.

Hype Nemesis?
(c)KAW, perhaps? I know there's someone I don't like that I'm forgetting...

What is your favorite Smiley?
Oh God, I'm an idiot.

Least favorite?
: When has this one ever been used?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
I'm not missing, but busy. :P

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
GRAMMER AND RAGING.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?
Skype calls.