15 Minutes with Travesty!

[Marx]

with....​

Travesty!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Marx]

What do you think of the batforums? Misunderstood? Or deserving of the insane reputation it has?

Are you happy that TDKR is allegedly the last Nolan Batman movie?

If someone had shown you a picture of the Nolan Bane a year ago, would you have recognized the character as Bane?

What do you truly think of Anne Hathaway's catsuit?

Which character portrayal from the Nolan Batman series will you miss the most?

Who is better as Batman? Michael Keaton or Christian Bale?

Which movie Batmobile is your favorite?

Who are your "Top 3" best villain performances from the entire Batman movie saga? (From Batman: The Movie all the way through TDK)

 

[bullets]

What would you do if you had one day left to live?

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[TDK Joker]

Who is your favourite band/artist?

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

If you could change one thing in the world, for the better, what would it be?

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[Travesty]

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born? Denver, Colorado
Where do you currently live? Chicago
Age? 29
Height? 6'0''
Hair color?blond
Eye Color? Green and yellow
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)No
Lefty or Righty? I'm ambidextrous. I broke my right arm when I was 15, and had a full arm cast on for about 11 months. I had to learn to use my left arm for everything(writing, drawing, cooking, brushing my teeth, etc etc.) So after I got out of my cast, I just kept up with it.
Do you have any siblings?Yes, one sister. She's three years older than me. I also have one niece and one nephew

Post a picture of your handwriting:I'll do this later. I actually just woke up, so I'm doing this in my bed, with the lights off.

What is your job?I'm a comedian
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)I just bought a new 2011 Ford Focus
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? I'm not into sports, so I would probably pick 'It's Raining Men', just cause I would get a laugh out of it
What is your lucky number?I don't have one
Any superstitions? No
What kind of cell phone do you have?iPhone
What's your default ringtone? Sounds like an old school rotary phone ring. I hate when people have a song as their ring tone. I don't know why, it just pisses me off. But in public, it stays on vibrate, and when I get into a club/bar, it goes on silent.
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?I really can't remember. I've had a pretty busy 6 months, so I haven't had time to go to a theater.

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?It's a clip by Alex Grey from a Tool video. I'm a huge Alex Grey fan, so that's why it's up.
How many posts do you have right now? 5102
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why? The Joker, cause I think he's a smart dude. We rarely agree on things, but we have a mutual understanding for each other. Rags, cause he seems like a chill guy. Regwec and KRIM, cause their posts ALWAYS crack me up. Lastly, batbax and Doomesdayapex, cause we're always at each others throats, and TV needs its drama.
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?No clue
What will you sing?Give me some whiskey, and I'll sing anything you want.
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?Nope
Have you ever posted commando?Doing it as we type.
What brought you to the Hype?Batman
What keeps you here?Batman and good debates. I like hearing other peoples points of views. I find it fascinating.

Link us to a thread you enjoy: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=371065&page=10 As the internet kids say, "for the lulz".

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? The Joker, Regwec, or KRIM. They seem like smart dudes.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Probably the same as above.
Which two Mods?Marx and Mister J
Hype Crush?Don't have one
Hype Nemesis? I don't think I have one, but I do have a pattern of arguing with the same people, so I guess I would say batbax by a mile.
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. I like Chris Nolan
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?When I see tendencies or patterns of people who don't think for themselves. I don't know why, but it drives me up the wall. I just wish people would think.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? I don't know about one in particular, but anything that related to TDK virals was a blast. I was totally wishing they had virals for TDKR.

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

What do you think of the batforums? Misunderstood? Or deserving of the insane reputation it has?It's where I hang out the most. I don't know if it's "misunderstood", per say, but there are some really nice, funny, and downright smart individuals that post there.

Are you happy that TDKR is allegedly the last Nolan Batman movie?Yes, I can't wait for a new director to come in. I don't like Nolan's watered down world that he's created.

If someone had shown you a picture of the Nolan Bane a year ago, would you have recognized the character as Bane?No, he's still not recognizable as Bane: bottom line!

What do you truly think of Anne Hathaway's catsuit?I like the suit, but everything else is horrible. The mask, the goggle-ears. Uh, just a disservice to the character!

Which character portrayal from the Nolan Batman series will you miss the most?Two-Face, and I already miss it....damn you Nolan for killing off Two-Face so early!

Who is better as Batman? Michael Keaton or Christian Bale?For Batman, Keaton by a longshot. As for Bruce, I prefer Bale....but not by a longshot.

Which movie Batmobile is your favorite?I like the Burtonmobile and The Tumbler the same. Both are badass, IMO.

Who are your "Top 3" best villain performances from the entire Batman movie saga? (From Batman: The Movie all the way through TDK)B89-The Joker, Returns-Catwoman, and TDK-Two-Face

What would you do if you had one day left to live?One day? I would probably go insane, and just be walking around the city, laughing and crying at everything. If I had a month or so, I would actually do some stuff, though.

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?I rather not get into that here.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.We kissed, made love, laughed, cried, and then we fought and fought. We broke up, and now she's married with two kids. The End

What’s your biggest geek collectible? I've got a TON of comics, but they're at my parents place in many rubbermaid containers in their basement.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?"Jolt Cola, and they don't even make that anymore".

What was your first?
Tape/CDI had records before I did tapes. First record: Beatles-Abby Road and Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon. First Tape: GWAR. First CD: Soundgarden-Superunknown
DVD/Blu-RayDVD: Matrix. Blu Ray:TDK
Automobile'93 black Jeep Wrangler. When you're young, and want a car to attract women, get a Wrangler. I don't know what it is, but having the top down, and the doors off, is not only a TON of fun, but girls will notice you for some reason.
Video GamePitfall and Space Invaders for Atari.

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?On my own, like most things.

Who has been your biggest influence and why?Probably Fat Mike and Louis CK. Fat Mike, cause he just has fun with life, and doesn't really care what people think. Louis CK, cause he's a monster, and wont stop creating quality comedy in many different forms. He's a beast!

Where is your next vacation spot?It will be in ATL, when I go home for Christmas.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?I just did about 3 months ago, so I will say Chic-fil-a and Zaxbys.

Who is your favourite band/artist?Band: NOFX, cause they keep punk rock elite. Artist: Dali, since I've been about 7-8.

If you could change one thing in the world, for the better, what would it be?To stop racism. Really ****in piss me off. Oh, and cheaper ice cream...cause I love ice cream.

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?Yes, but to an extent. I want to be farther in my career, but I literally just started full time with it 3 months ago, so I can't complain. I have a LONGGGG road ahead of me.

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[Eddie Dean]

A famous director is making a film of your life, who is it?

You discover you have the ability of flight, what is the first thing you do?

If you were a candy bar, what would you be?

You, Me or Dupree?

Your feet are now your hands and vice versa, what do you do?

In a King Ralph style development, the entire royal family dies and you the last in their bloodline, do you accept the throne and how do you react?

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[Marx]

What caused you to move from Denver to Chicago?

What do you miss the most from Denver?

What do you enjoy the most in Chicago?

 

[Marx]

Which batsuit is worse? The Schumacher "Nipplesuit" from Batman Forever and Batman & Robin? Or the Nolan "Puzzlesuit" from TDK?

 

[Travesty]

What caused you to move from Denver to Chicago? Hehe, I was born in Denver. I lived there till I was 7, then moved to Atlanta. But I moved from Atlanta to Chicago for comedy.

What do you miss the most from Denver? I liked the weather. Fall was really beautiful time in Denver. The leaves would change, and all of the foothills were all these crazy vibrant colors.

What do you enjoy the most in Chicago? I like being in cities. It just fits my personality. I like being able to hop on a train, and go anywhere I want in the city. It's just fun and convenient.

Which batsuit is worse? The Schumacher "Nipplesuit" from Batman Forever and Batman & Robin? Or the Nolan "Puzzlesuit" from TDK?

TDK suit is horrible. I like how it's more maneuverable, but the design is atrocious. Those pants! Oh christ, the pants....

And Eddie and Kane, I'll get to yours in a sec.

 

[Marx]

 

[Kane52630]

And Eddie and Kane, I'll get to yours in a sec.

 

[Marx]

Do you believe in karma?

 

[Travesty]

My bad, I'll get on it right now.

 

[Travesty]

A famous director is making a film of your life, who is it? Robert Stevenson

You discover you have the ability of flight, what is the first thing you do? I would go make a sandwich. What kinda question is that? I would go fly around!

If you were a candy bar, what would you be?Nutty buddy

You, Me or Dupree?Dupree

Your feet are now your hands and vice versa, what do you do?Go around high footin everyone.

In a King Ralph style development, the entire royal family dies and you the last in their bloodline, do you accept the throne and how do you react?Yes, I would accept, and spend all the royalties on ice cream.

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into?A DeLorean

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?You die a full death, silly.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Yes, but I wouldn't speak a word of it. Boom! Mime joke.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?poecilonym

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? They don't deserve to partake in the deliciousness, which is known as 'animal crackers'. By the way, the lions are the best.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Can't be getting infected right before I die.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? False: because clowns aren't funny.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Always

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Ed Norton and Brad Pitt have taught me that it is, so yes.

How young can you die of old age? I would say 42

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? No

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?I have no idea.

Is it still real to you? Very

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Naked.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? So the blind drivers can get their money out safely.

What do batteries run on? Bunnies

If a parsley farmer is sued , can they garnish his wages? I don't know, let me ask Arnold Schwarzenegger.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yes

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because the bottle is lined with unicorns.

Batman & Robin or The Room? B&R

Mayonnaise or Broccoli? Broccoli. Mayo is nasty.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? I like turtles

How do you like my nonsensical questions?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? Yes, both are long expired, and both came from C Lee. The first is when I jokingly called someone a Nazi in the Tusi, and the other was posting a gif of two dogs going at it, and then one dog throws up, but the twist, is it had Arnold Schwarzenegger and his mistress' face superimposed on the dogs head. So after Arnold got done doing his mistress, he threw up, cause she's ugly. Funny funny gif. I should have been awarded something for bringing the funny to The Hype,

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick? Webster's house, cause he had a secret passage. If you have a house with a secret passage, it's an automatic win.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters. I'll have to come back to this. I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Neutral Milk Hotel-Oh Comely
Mastodon-Blood and Thunder
The Beta Band-Dry the Rain
Tool-Forty Six and Two
NOFX-The Separation of Church and Skate


What is your least favorite word? I really have no idea, right now. If I think of it, I'll come back and answer, but right now, I'm drawing a blank.

What turns you on? A good sense of humor.

What turns you off? A horrible sounding laugh.

What sound do you love? The noise my guitar amp makes right when I turn it on. I don't know why?

What sound do you hate? When people sip their coffee. I can really go postal when hearing that.

What is your favorite curse word? C**t

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Inventor

What profession would you not like to do? Any kind of day/9-5 job. I hate having to dress up, and fake smile to people.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Told you I was real, sucka!

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[Travesty]

Do you believe in karma?

Yes and no. I don't believe it on a 'metaphysical' level, in that if you do something good, the universe recorded it, and you'll be rewarded down the road. I kind of think that's a selfish way of thinking about things, in that your deed was so amazing, that the universe or the gods will remember what you did on that special day you were special.

But I do believe in it in the simplest of terms, in that if you treat someone nice, chances are, they'll be nice back to you, and the opposite will ring true, as well(be mean/ugly, chances are, that person will be mean/ugly back).

 

[Kane52630]

Rank these Batman films from most favorite to least favorite:

Batman: The Movie (1966)
Batman (1989)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight

 

[Travesty]

Rank these Batman films from most favorite to least favorite:

Batman: The Movie (1966)
Batman (1989)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight

MOTP
B89
BB
Returns
Forever
TDK
B66
B&R

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)

 

[Travesty]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had? I was in a strange blank space, and my body was made up of this weird energy that was coursing throughout my body with a bluish glow. My body wasn't really my body, but that's the best way to explain it. I started to fly in the air, yet, my body was still rooted to the blank space I was just at. I started to spiral up in the air, with one hand reaching to a light ahead of me. As I got closer to it, I felt a surge of energy and a huge vibration came over me, and then I woke up.

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it? Yes, I have this dream about a good 3-4 times a year. I'm trapped in a small space shuttle in space, and weightless, just floating in the shuttle. All of the instruments are off, and the only light I can see is coming through the cabin window. The shuttle is spiraling, and every time it turns, it goes dark for a second when it's not facing the sun, and then at the last second, I can see the sun, my eyes are starting to freeze over, I let out my last breath, as I see it crystallize, and I die. Then wake up.

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)Nope

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[Marx]

Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving? If so, what?

Does it bother you that Christmas candy/decorations/lights have already been up for weeks?

 

[Travesty]

Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving? If so, what? Nope, stayin here by myself. Everything will be close, so I'll probably just be relaxing, doing nothing all day.

Does it bother you that Christmas candy/decorations/lights have already been up for weeks?I haven't seen anything up yet.

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