18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

[Super Mark]

Am I? Am I anymore evil then a man in a little red cape that won't share his power with man kind?

I just wanna bring fire to the people, and I wan't my cut.

No, you're not as evil as Hanibal Lechtor. He was the one who helped punish Promethius after the god was chained to a rock, and Hanibal swooped down daily to eat his liver. With fava beans. And a nice Chianti. Then he'd take his elephants across the Alps.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Those are all good things to know, but I don't think I know how to hyperventilate> How do you do that?

Breath in and out very quickly.

 

[Super Mark]

Oh, and I do think these tricks are cool. Even the naysayers are going to try some of these things. The problem is remembering them, although it won't be too hard for me, as I have a high IQ and a good memory.
1) If a German wants to give you a shot, cough on them.
2) If your ear is itchy, pee in it.
3) If you're bleeding to death, exhale on your foot.
Got it.
-Mark

 

[Tangled Web]

Those are all good things to know, but I don't think I know how to hyperventilate> How do you do that?

Breathe very quickly. Kind of like you're crying.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Or orgasming. Make them very short and over a prelonged time.

 

[LEX]

Interesting. #1, #3, #5 and #18 would come in handy. And I would be limp if I were to fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Not a turn-on.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Just fanatize about me. Me or Heath Ledger. Yeah.. there yah go. Still gotta pee? Didn't think so.

 

[Marvel Man]

these are interesting! lol im trying the stuffy nose one right now