Read your own palm!

[lazur]

Go here: http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/palm/readself_start.htm and check the boxes that correspond to your palm, then wait for the email.

Mine said:

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of
your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of
Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess
good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped
nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style,
and perhaps a limited love life. The little lines you see extending
upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to
recuperate.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep,
long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a
logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more
realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory.
Having your Head Line and Heart Line separated shows a love for adventure
and an enthusiasm for life.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to
the true meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a
Heart Line like yours that starts between the middle and index finger.
You tend to easily give your heart away. Those little lines you see
running downward from your Heart Line indicate disappointments in love.

You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You
are probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've
forged new paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand.
Women who have this type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects
(decorating and sewing). It also gives these women a manual dexterity greater
than most men have.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and
your palm. Thanks for visiting us.

Surprisingly, I find it to be very accurate heh.

 

[Mr. Thing]

I got the same as you, lazur.

 

[Kaleb]

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your
palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. Your Life Line is short and strong,
which shows vitality and drive, as well as a strong ability to overcome health
problems. The cramped nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a
cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love life. The little lines you see
extending upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to
recuperate.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and
straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way
of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the
deeper the line, the better the memory. A chained Head Line shows agitation and
tension at different points in your life. The break in your line shows a
distinct change in your way of thinking. Sometimes this may even be and
indication of a nervous breakdown.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to the true
meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a Heart Line like
yours that starts between the middle and index finger. You tend to easily give
your heart away. A long Heart Line like yours, running almost all the way
across the palm, represents an idealist in love. In love you tend to look for
those whose status rises above your own, and you have a great respect for them.
The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line are a good
sign, as they illustrate happiness in love. Your chained Heart Line is an
indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.

You posses a square hand. This is typically the mark of a working, balanced,
earthy individual. Most businessmen who've become successful, and have risen
from working with their hands, have square palms. This type of hand is
typically found on people, who are involved in a practical, materialistic
occupation. They see people usually have solid values and a lot of physical
energy.

 

[Erzengel]

Hair on your palm.

Stop *********ing.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of
your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. The double Life Line you
may see on your hand is a very lucky marking. They extra lines are
called 'vitality lines' and they indicate increased vitality and positive
forces at work in your life. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line
indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little
lines you see extending downward from your Life Line are indicators of
your tendency to waste your energy. The break in your Life Line may be
an indicator of an accident or serious illness. This break is an
indication of a sudden change in your life situation.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep,
long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a
logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more
realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory. A
doubled line show increased mental ability. If your Head Line is forked
near the middle of your palm, it shows an important new interest. If
it is forked at the end, it shows a descent into second childhood. The
joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that
your strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look
at childhood with a cautious and fearful outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A normal and content
love life is represented when the Heart Line starts under the Index
Finger as it does on your hand. A long Heart Line like yours, running
almost all the way across the palm, represents an idealist in love. In
love you tend to look for those whose status rises above your own, and you
have a great respect for them.

You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You
are probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've
forged new paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand.
Women who have this type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects
(decorating and sewing). It also gives these women a manual dexterity greater
than most men have.

That's pretty much me to a T. . . the ****.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dear Dew,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of
your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. The double Life Line you
may see on your hand is a very lucky marking. They extra lines are
called 'vitality lines' and they indicate increased vitality and positive
forces at work in your life. The cramped nature of your Life Line would
also seem to indicate a cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love
life.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep,
long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a
logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more
realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory. If
your Head Line is forked near the middle of your palm, it shows an
important new interest. If it is forked at the end, it shows a descent into
second childhood. The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the
beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally rules over
your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful
outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to
the true meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a
Heart Line like yours that starts between the middle and index finger.
You tend to easily give your heart away. A long Heart Line like yours,
running almost all the way across the palm, represents an idealist in
love. In love you tend to look for those whose status rises above your
own, and you have a great respect for them. Your chained Heart Line is
an indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional
tensions.

You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You
are probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've
forged new paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand.
Women who have this type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects
(decorating and sewing). It also gives these women a manual dexterity greater
than most men have.

 

[Bat Attack]

Dear Batattack,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love life. The little lines you see extending downward from your Life Line are indicators of your tendency to waste your energy.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A long Heart Line like yours, running almost all the way across the palm, represents an idealist in love. In love you tend to look for those whose status rises above your own, and you have a great respect for them. Your chained Heart Line is an indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.

The mixed hand is a sign of versatility. You have a mixed hand which means that you are more likely to be a generalist, instead of a specialist. You combine creativity and practicality in equal parts. As far as careers are concerned for the owners of the mixed hand, don't be surprised if you end up as a teacher, a journalist or even on the business side of the creative arts.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your palm. Thanks for visiting us.

Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader

 

[AnimeJune]

Dear AnimeJune,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of
your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of
Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess
good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped
nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style,
and perhaps a limited love life.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. The light and wavy
quality of your Head Line seems to mimic the way you think. While you don't
necessarily lack intellectuality, you don't always think about things
in much depth, and sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more
than one thing at a time. Your Head Line's long upcurving quality of
shows you have a retentive memory. The break in your line shows a
distinct change in your way of thinking. Sometimes this may even be and
indication of a nervous breakdown.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to
the true meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a
Heart Line like yours that starts between the middle and index finger.
You tend to easily give your heart away. Your chained Heart Line is an
indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.

You posses a pointed hand. This is the hand of someone who
appreciates the finer things in life. You like to be surrounded with art and
beauty, and you tend to avoid manual labor. You are interested in
psychic matters, and may even posses a heightened sense of perception. Many
people who poses this type of hand become involved in the cosmetic or
hair styling industry.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and
your palm. Thanks for visiting us.

Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader

 

[Ebil Gig]

Dear Ebil Gig,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your
palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line,
long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality
and a very nice life expectancy. The double Life Line you may see on your hand
is a very lucky marking. They extra lines are called 'vitality lines' and they
indicate increased vitality and positive forces at work in your life. The wide
swooping motion of your Life Line indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved
love life. The little lines you see extending upward from your Life Line are
representative of your ability to recuperate. The break in your Life Line may
be an indicator of an accident or serious illness. This break is an indication
of a sudden change in your life situation.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. The light and wavy quality of
your Head Line seems to mimic the way you think. While you don't necessarily
lack intellectuality, you don't always think about things in much depth, and
sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more than one thing at a time.
The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your
strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood
with a cautious and fearful outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. Your have a short Heart Line.
This shows a lack of interest in the affairs of love and affections. However if
your short line is also very strong and deep, then your affections tend to be
quite stable. The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line
are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love. Your chained Heart Line
is an indication that your life is sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.

You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You are
probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've forged new
paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand. Women who have this
type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects (decorating and sewing). It also
gives these women a manual dexterity greater than most men have.

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Woah thats creepy.A bunch of that stuff is true.

 

[Slipknot]

Dear Slipknot,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love life. A chained Life Line indicates various health problems, both physical and emotional. Many people with allergies have such a line as well.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory. The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A normal and content love life is represented when the Heart Line starts under the Index Finger as it does on your hand. Those little lines you see running downward from your Heart Line indicate disappointments in love.

You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You are probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've forged new paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand. Women who have this type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects (decorating and sewing). It also gives these women a manual dexterity greater than most men have.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your palm. Thanks for visiting us.

Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader

I don't have any of those extra features under the three main lines, like those little marks or whatever. I tried to pick out which was best but none of them actually matched my hand. I had to pick one for those questions so I tried to match it the best I could. I think it's pretty close.

 

[chaseter]

Hair on your palm.

Stop *********ing.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Spider-X]

Dear Spider-X,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

You're a dick.

Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader

...well that sucked.

 

[Corinthian™]

Dear Teh Corzorz™ Mc. Pwnzorz™,

Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your
palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line,
long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality
and a very nice life expectancy. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line
indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little lines you
see extending upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to
recuperate. The island in your Life Line could indicate a period of
hospitalization or some other kind of recuperation. A chained Life Line
indicates various health problems, both physical and emotional. Many people with
allergies have such a line as well.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and
straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way
of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the
deeper the line, the better the memory. A chained Head Line shows agitation and
tension at different points in your life. The joining of your Head Line and
Life Line at the beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally
rules over your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful
outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A selfish and materialistic
look at love is characteristic to those like you whose Heart Line start below
the middle finger. Your chained Heart Line is an indication that your life is
sometimes bothered by emotional tensions.

You have a conical hand. This is often the type of hand shared by people who
are more interested in theory than practice. This is the hand of the
imaginative and creative spirit. Professions of people who share this type of
hand usually include teacher, lawyer or artist.

We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your
palm. Thanks for visiting us.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little lines you see extending upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to recuperate.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A selfish and materialistic look at love is characteristic to those like you whose Heart Line start below the middle finger.

You posses a square hand. This is typically the mark of a working, balanced, earthy individual. Most businessmen who've become successful, and have risen from working with their hands, have square palms. This type of hand is typically found on people, who are involved in a practical, materialistic occupation. They see people usually have solid values and a lot of physical energy.

 

[elektrafighter]

First let's take a look at your Life Line. The double Life Line you may see on your hand is a very lucky marking. They extra lines are called 'vitality lines' and they indicate increased vitality and positive forces at work in your life. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little lines you see extending upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to recuperate.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. A doubled line show increased mental ability. The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A long Heart Line like yours, running almost all the way across the palm, represents an idealist in love. In love you tend to look for those whose status rises above your own, and you have a great respect for them. The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love.

You have a conical hand. This is often the type of hand shared by people who are more interested in theory than practice. This is the hand of the imaginative and creative spirit. Professions of people who share this type of hand usually include teacher, lawyer or artist.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Woops I typed in a fake e-mail address

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Woops I typed in a fake e-mail address

 

[Master Chief]

I'd post what I got in my mail, but really, there's no point. I'll just leave you with my thoughts on it being pretty accurate.