2013 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[The Original Bamfer]

That used to be a hopefulsuicide... #digginupdirt

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I lied, I'm actually Sharkshark. BEWARE ME.

 

[ComicChick]

i don't even know what that means

 

[jaymes_e06]

No one knows what it means but it's provocative!

 

[ComicChick]

good form

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Go vote for me. Now. All of you.

 

[Schlosser85]

I wanna have a Deathmatch with Bamfer! *tugs off my glove and slaps him* I say, good chap, I do challenge you to a smashing dust-up!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Too easy. And no, I'm not just talking about your bedroom habits.

 

[Schlosser85]

Pssh, sounds like an evasion to me....the false bravado of the frightened...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

False bravado, my ass!

But please don't.

 

[Schlosser85]

I honestly want to Deathmatch with you.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Is that an R. Kelly song?

 

[Schlosser85]

It will be after this epic smackdown is over.

 

[ComicChick]

gotta wait til next year!

 

[Kane52630]

Match 3: SuperFerret vs JP
Match 4: D.Sovereignty vs D.Sentinel vs P.Wayne vs D.Harry

 

[hopefuldreamer]

That used to be a hopefulsuicide... #digginupdirt

I'm not ashamed of my past!

Those where just... Different times. I thought martyrdom in fiction was cool. And then I got tired of people asking me if I was okay in PMs

 

[Kane52630]

Greetings everyone and welcome to the Semi-Finals. We have finally made it to the final fou...five. Once again we have another tie on our hands and thus they move on to the next round. For this round, we have our very own Deathmatch participate JP working on the banners. These match ups will last for four days and it will start this Sunday night. The matches for the Semi-Finals are as follows:


SEMI-FINALS

Match 1: hopefuldreamer vs DirtyHarry

Match 2: ComicChick vs SuperFerret vs JP

 

[Sawyer]

Ugh, who has the time for this?

Match 1: DirtyHarry
Match 2: Ferret

Get back to me when the Finals are here.

 

[DirtyHarry]

Hmmm.... so I'm still here t:

Its destiny, guys. I will not come this far to lose

 

[KevanG]

I dunno. I think CC might get this one.

Orrrrrrrrrr to drive Kane insane we can try to tie the final.

 

[JP]

CC is the only one left who has been in the finale before and has WON the deathmatch before.

Vote JP.

 

[Sawyer]

I would vote for you, but your last two rounds have ended in ties. That **** don't fly with me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Match 1: Irrelevant people

Match 2: Relevant people

 

[Sawyer]

I do have to wonder whether the irrelevants will be able to campaign enough to top the relevants in the final round.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

'Depends which relevant wins their match. CC and JP won't go down without a brutally-campaigned fight if need be. There's no doubt male irrelevant and female irrelevant will spend 23 hours a day campaigning their smelly socks off, saving themselves one well-placed hour a day to eat and take a dump. Smart and sad strategy, I'd say. But who needs a life anymore these days, anyway?!