2013 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[Sawyer]

I read just enough to see that he's waaaay too invested/uptight about this.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Something we already knew...

 

[Sawyer]

Indeed, but lord, is this a new low...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I read your speech Parker, and I thought it was epic.

Sawyer voting for you is just the nice little comfort blanket he created for himself because he knew right from the start he was going to lose. It's a sad way of saving face. It meant that no matter what happened, he would have his own little way of 'winning'.

But it makes no sense. You don't win a war by shooting yourself in the leg.

You can't claim some kind of nobility for doing that.

In fact, in the British army during World War I, the penalty for self-inflicted wound was capital punishment.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Our match needs to start soon so this ******** stops.

 

[Sawyer]

I had no intention of winning when this whole ****ing thing started. I WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COMPETITION. But you people dragged me into it, name-dropping me time after time as a nominee, and I ended up getting thrown in because there weren't enough people in the sign ups to begin with. If posters aren't tired of being solicited for their votes, they're just tired of the competition entirely. So what could I do? I voted for my opponents BOTH rounds because I didn't want to be involved in this **** any longer than I had to be. If the Cory/JustABill thing last year showed me anything, it's that this **** can easily bring out the worst in us and get really nasty and personal really easily. And guess what? It did just that. Faced with Parker's antics and bull**** and borderline erotic obsession with beating me, yeah, I changed my mind and got competitive. I wanted to win. And, now that I've lost, yes, I am trying to save face. What am I going to do, sit back as Parker drops hashtags and edits his signature to adorn himself the champion over me? Come on... These "fun" competitions easily get the "fun" sucked out of them with this bull**** and just become a pain in the ass. I'm done.

Kane, mark this down for next year: NEVER AGAIN.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Now that was a tragic-but-good read. But tragic.

 

[Sawyer]

Eh. I ain't heartbroken. I'm just over it. This **** isn't as fun as it used to be.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Our match needs to start soon so this ******** stops.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Wait... are people genuinely annoyed?

I'm not very good at telling the difference between mock offense and actual offense...

For the record, Bamf you have my permission to dance all over my grave if (aka when) you win!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm not that much of an *******... I'll probably just do a quick jig.

You actually are a worthy contender. You've got lots of fans.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I had no intention of winning when this whole ****ing thing started. I WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COMPETITION. But you people dragged me into it, name-dropping me time after time as a nominee, and I ended up getting thrown in because there weren't enough people in the sign ups to begin with. If posters aren't tired of being solicited for their votes, they're just tired of the competition entirely. So what could I do? I voted for my opponents BOTH rounds because I didn't want to be involved in this **** any longer than I had to be. If the Cory/JustABill thing last year showed me anything, it's that this **** can easily bring out the worst in us and get really nasty and personal really easily. And guess what? It did just that. Faced with Parker's antics and bull**** and borderline erotic obsession with beating me, yeah, I changed my mind and got competitive. I wanted to win. And, now that I've lost, yes, I am trying to save face. What am I going to do, sit back as Parker drops hashtags and edits his signature to adorn himself the champion over me? Come on... These "fun" competitions easily get the "fun" sucked out of them with this bull**** and just become a pain in the ass. I'm done.

Kane, mark this down for next year: NEVER AGAIN.

 

[Sawyer]

I knew you'd understand.

Does the thought of beating me in a Deathmatch still have you erect?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[Kane52630]

Match 1: The Original Bamfer vs hopefuldreamer

Match 2: ComicChick vs Hunter Rider

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Our match needs to start soon so this ******** stops.

I'm not that much of an *******... I'll probably just do a quick jig.

You actually are a worthy contender. You've got lots of fans.

And I treasure each and every one of them

*sickeningly sucking up*

 

[ComicChick]

more beautiful art! and i won't even get to be around much to see my match, if at all

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yay matches.

 

[KevanG]

Boy they sure bring out the best in us. Woo-hoo.

 

[ComicChick]

bunch of debbie downers in here

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm an Ursula Upper, thank you!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm an impatient Ignacious.

 

[KevanG]

I'm Kevan.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm a hopefuldreamer!