2014 NFL thread: Down and Dirty - Part 1

[Donut]

Even if he does get his suspension lifted. There will be 2 much baggage with the fans. I doubt any team touches him. At least not this season

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL Jimmy Clausen sighting.

 

[MrMaooz]

Damn, Brandon Marshall!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So some stupid penalties by the Niners keep the Bears in it.

Even if he does get his suspension lifted. There will be 2 much baggage with the fans. I doubt any team touches him. At least not this season

Yeah, that is basically the point. No one is gonna sign him this year. And this move might mean no one will. He is keeping this in the media, and the owners won't be happy about that.

 

[Boom]

As soon as I saw that, I was like, "There's our KSK gif for the day!" He looked like he was crapping out a brick.

I'm sad that it hasn't hit the internet yet.

Also, Cutler looks depressed all the time. It's literally his only facial expression.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Good god, Cutler blows. He's a spoiled QB with tall receivers. All he does is lob it into the air and prays that Marshall or Jeffrey or Bennett comes down with it.

 

[Donut]

Yeah, that is basically the point. No one is gonna sign him this year. And this move might mean no one will. He is keeping this in the media, and the owners won't be happy about that.

Maybe Josh Gordon can help him become a cars salesman

 

[Rowsdower!]

Even if the suspension does end, he probably won't come back, ever. No team will touch him now, and in a year or two, his skill set will have diminished since the shelf life on RBs is about 10 minutes. Plus, he had already started to suck. So appeal all you want, Ray-Ray. All it's going to do is make you look like an even bigger a**hole, and considering that the entire world saw you KNOCK OUT YOUR FIANCE, that's pretty hard to do! You're a talented man!

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Cam's passing isn't as polished and Luck, but he definitely has a cannon on him. While Luck is deceptively quick when on the move.

One thing that I love about both Andrew and Cam is that both are built like men. They get hit a lot, both in the pocket and running, but they take it very well. Then you look at someone like RG3. Your entire franchise is a trapeze act.

I might sound like a d-bag here but we're blessed to have durable franchise QBs. I feel for Redskin fans but they took a huge risk on a sprinter/athlete and it bit them in the ass.

You know who RG3 reminds me of? Ryan Mathews from San Diego. The kid had soooooo much potential. He was supposed to be LT's successor, and the sad thing is he could've been if he just managed to stay healthy.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Can The Bears stop anyone?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Ugh. I'm done. Cutler is Romo-ing it out there.

 

[Warhammer]

San Francisco is having their way tonight. Chicago is playing like complete s***. I'm kinda underwhelmed to be honest.

...and since this week's games have made me a negative Nancy in the Pick'em league, I'd also like to point out that Carolina is going to obliterate Pittsburgh next Sunday night. I underestimated them today. If they can shut down Detroit's offense, they are going to destroy Pittsburgh's.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Niners figuring out ways to lose this game.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Ah, there he is... Kaeperdick.

He's so insecure.

 

[Warhammer]

Hahaha, what a weird penalty. I can only imagine what Kaepernick said. "You punk motherf***er."

And yeah, I spoke too soon above. 21-20 Chicago. Now it's a game.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Hahaha, what a weird penalty. I can only imagine what Kaepernick said. "You punk motherf***er."

And yeah, I spoke too soon above. 21-20 Chicago. Now it's a game.

Pretty sure he used the "N" word. Collinsworth all but confirmed it with his "speculation".

 

[Warhammer]

Haha yeah, I figured that from what Collinsworth said. Makes sense.

 

[MrMaooz]

Al Michaels is pretty funny tonight.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

If the Niners lose this game to open their new stadium, they need to never show their faces again/

 

[MrMaooz]

So many damn penalties tonight.

Kaep throws another INT!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Al Michaels is pretty funny tonight.

He can't get over all the flags.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Kaepernick has gone full Romo.

 

[Boom]

Throw a fit, Kaepernick .

 

[The Apocalypse]

Cutler is so dangerous when he gets streaky. Total different dude from the first half.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Throw a fit, Kaepernick .

Or just another pick.


Actually, this reminds me of a game a few years ago where the Bears played the Niners. Cutler threw FIVE picks and ended up losing to Alex Smith. I think the score was 10-6.