2014 NFL thread: You kiddin me? Playoffs?

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[MrMaooz]

I can see Rex Ryan going to San Fran for a DC position.

 

[Duke]

I can see Rex Ryan going to San Fran for a DC position.

It's plausible. I just hope whoever replaces Harbaugh is competent enough to lead the team to success. I only hope they show that dunderhead Greg Roman the door too.

 

[Erzengel]

I think Rex would go into broadcasting before taking a Coordinator job.

 

[Duke]

I think Rex would go into broadcasting before taking a Coordinator job.

At this point, perhaps his options are a bit limited.

 

[Venom'sDad]

What about the Raiders....they was looking to cort the old sweatshirt & slacks.

 

[Rowsdower!]

The Raiders should go after Rex Ryan. He checks all the boxes of a Raiders head coach:

- Loud, abrasive personality
- No knowledge of how to run an offense
- Lack of success (at least in recent seasons)
- Has filmed foot fetish porn




(Okay, that last one isn't Raiders HC thing, but they once had a guy in there who liked to beat up women along with his assistants, so they don't shy away from controversy.)

 

[DoomsdayApex]

The Mediocre Bowl 2014:

Carolina Panthers (6-8-1)
Vs.
Atlanta Falcons (6-9-0)


In a game that's nothing more than a giant middle finger to the 9-6 Eagles, both squads will be battling for NFC South history and pride. Yeah, neither franchise will go deep into the playoffs BUT somebody has got to win the division. If Carolina wins, they'll be the first team since the division's inception to repeat as champions. If Atlanta wins, they'll uphold the great tradition of the South having a new division king every season. The one thing The Panthers have going for them at the moment is Cam's winning percentage in December. He's only two wins behind Brady and The Patriots for the most in the last three years with 13.

This should be one entertaining game.

[Yt]pVZ2NShfCE8[/Yt]

 

[Rowsdower!]

Anything that's a middle finger to the Eagles is a good thing.

Just kidding. I don't hate them anymore. I used to though, when I still lived in Central PA and I always had to listen to self-righteous Eagles fans gloat whenever their team was in the postseason and the Steelers weren't. They would argue to the DEATH that the Eagles' lack of even ONE Super Bowl ring meant absolutely NOTHING and that they were forever a better team than Pittsburgh, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, at least when we're talking about Super Bowl victories. Which, let's be honest, are the only things anyone REALLY cares about in the long run. If your QB throws for 10,000 passing yards and 89 TDs in the regular season, but gets knocked out in the first round of the playoffs, how does that make you feel?

Anyway, the NFC South is such a disaster this year that it doesn't matter to me which team wins. I do think it would be funny if either team miraculously turned into a buzzsaw in the playoffs and knocked out all the other NFC teams with much better records.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

The Mediocre Bowl 2014:

Carolina Panthers (6-8-1)
Vs.
Atlanta Falcons (6-9-0)


In a game that's nothing more than a giant middle finger to the 9-6 Eagles, both squads will be battling for NFC South history and pride. Yeah, neither franchise will go deep into the playoffs BUT somebody has got to win the division. If Carolina wins, they'll be the first team since the division's inception to repeat as champions. If Atlanta wins, they'll uphold the great tradition of the South having a new division king every season. The one thing The Panthers have going for them at the moment is Cam's winning percentage in December. He's only two wins behind Brady and The Patriots for the most in the last three years with 13.

This should be one entertaining game.

[Yt]pVZ2NShfCE8[/Yt]

It is only right your lot breaks your heart at the very last hurdle.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

It is only right your lot breaks your heart at the very last hurdle.

My heart can't be broken after a season like this.

 

[Wheels]

They would argue to the DEATH that the Eagles' lack of even ONE Super Bowl ring meant absolutely NOTHING and that they were forever a better team than Pittsburgh,

Awww isn't that cute?

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Anything that's a middle finger to the Eagles is a good thing.

Just kidding. I don't hate them anymore. I used to though, when I still lived in Central PA and I always had to listen to self-righteous Eagles fans gloat whenever their team was in the postseason and the Steelers weren't. They would argue to the DEATH that the Eagles' lack of even ONE Super Bowl ring meant absolutely NOTHING and that they were forever a better team than Pittsburgh, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, at least when we're talking about Super Bowl victories. Which, let's be honest, are the only things anyone REALLY cares about in the long run. If your QB throws for 10,000 passing yards and 89 TDs in the regular season, but gets knocked out in the first round of the playoffs, how does that make you feel?

Anyway, the NFC South is such a disaster this year that it doesn't matter to me which team wins. I do think it would be funny if either team miraculously turned into a buzzsaw in the playoffs and knocked out all the other NFC teams with much better records.

I had no idea you had such disdain for The Eagles. I mean, their fanbase is very obnoxious and classless (on par with The Saints) but at least they're not snobby like Patriot fans.

 

[Immortalfire]

SI says that Manziel was late for practice yesterday because he threw a party on Friday. Quickly trying to become Ryan Leaf, he is.

 

[The Apocalypse]

SI says that Manziel was late for practice yesterday because he threw a party on Friday. Quickly trying to become Ryan Leaf, he is.

Ryan Leaf is better.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Ryan Leaf is better.

Zing!

 

[NewYorkSpider]

If Carolina wins, they'll be the first team since the division's inception to repeat as champions.
[Yt]pVZ2NShfCE8[/Yt]

It will also be the first time in Panthers history that they've made the playoffs in back to back years.

 

[MrMaooz]

Can't wait to see the sexy Jimmy Garoppolo play.

 

[W/ Great Power]

Hoping the Redskins can give the Cowboys a bad taste in their mouths before the playoffs.

 

[Hush]

Damn Dez is like watching lighting.

 

[W/ Great Power]

I have no idea why Amerson is covering Bryant when Breeland shut him out the last time they played Dallas.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Jonny Benchwarmer

 

[MrMaooz]

Lousy first half.

 

[Spider-Gnome]

I know no one is watching, but oh my how the second half started in the Jet-Miami game!