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MOO-WHOOOO-AH-AH-AHHHHHH!!!
Finally, I have eclipsed the 3,000 post mark and there is nothing any of you minions can do about it!
I feel it; ABSOLUTE POWAHHHHH!!!! And I didn't even have to sacrifice my life in order to do it! I now gain the ability to grow even larger in picture form - RRRRAAAAARRR!!!!
You 'Elitists' can EAT IT with your remarks....McDonalds coupons for ALL OF YOU Uppercrust Cybernerds who have turned into the VERY Bullies that Ignored you in High School!
Magic Bullets for the REST OF US!! *In unison* "Long live Berman!" "Long Live BERMAN!" ..."
Since praising threads are so OVER right now with SHH members, I thought I would Christen myself on this occasion. It's been a long time coming, and as an unaccepted noobie over a year and a half ago, I never figured I would be around long enough to reach the "then-coveted" 3,000 post mark.
But since that time I've seen folks post 3,000 - 5,000 - or even 10,000 posts in like, a MONTH?!?!? Fuey on you people for that! You need to be studying more or getting a life!
I had to work hard to acheive my 3,000th post. I kept all A's in college, and managed MULTIPLE jobs during my first year on the Hype. Now I'm working a full-time job in advertising, and it's no walk in the park to find time on the Hype!
Add to that my plans for engagement next week, and you get one VERY BUSY individual! So "Bah-Humbug" to those of you who want to wash away my thread of indulgance because it's just FUN to make a big deal out of even the littlest events in life!
And LIFE'S too short not to enjoy, so here's to you "Noobs" without the confidence to post, here's to the "Old Guard" and your 'Hypocritic Oath', and here's to YOU "Secret Lurkers" - You are the most fascinating of all!
May my next 3,000 posts be that much more memorable in the years to come!!!
Finally, I have eclipsed the 3,000 post mark and there is nothing any of you minions can do about it!
I feel it; ABSOLUTE POWAHHHHH!!!! And I didn't even have to sacrifice my life in order to do it! I now gain the ability to grow even larger in picture form - RRRRAAAAARRR!!!!
You 'Elitists' can EAT IT with your remarks....McDonalds coupons for ALL OF YOU Uppercrust Cybernerds who have turned into the VERY Bullies that Ignored you in High School!
Magic Bullets for the REST OF US!! *In unison* "Long live Berman!" "Long Live BERMAN!" ..."
Since praising threads are so OVER right now with SHH members, I thought I would Christen myself on this occasion. It's been a long time coming, and as an unaccepted noobie over a year and a half ago, I never figured I would be around long enough to reach the "then-coveted" 3,000 post mark.
But since that time I've seen folks post 3,000 - 5,000 - or even 10,000 posts in like, a MONTH?!?!? Fuey on you people for that! You need to be studying more or getting a life!
I had to work hard to acheive my 3,000th post. I kept all A's in college, and managed MULTIPLE jobs during my first year on the Hype. Now I'm working a full-time job in advertising, and it's no walk in the park to find time on the Hype!
Add to that my plans for engagement next week, and you get one VERY BUSY individual! So "Bah-Humbug" to those of you who want to wash away my thread of indulgance because it's just FUN to make a big deal out of even the littlest events in life!
And LIFE'S too short not to enjoy, so here's to you "Noobs" without the confidence to post, here's to the "Old Guard" and your 'Hypocritic Oath', and here's to YOU "Secret Lurkers" - You are the most fascinating of all!
May my next 3,000 posts be that much more memorable in the years to come!!!
I had come up with this elaborate post, full of memories & people from the Hype. It was going to be something special. But this place can be so cynical, I decided not to waste my time 
t: The SuperHeroHype: A haven for Cynical Misfits of every sort 
