5 Mexican Kids killed by lightning while praying...

Holy s**t.

 

Take that Jesus

 

What the hell were they doing praying at a metal cross when there was lightning anyways?

 

So much for prayer protecting you

 

"Thou shalt not take dey're jawbs."

 

sucks for the family

 

Its even more weird when you find out they were suicidal and were praying to get struck by lightning

 

Proof that God hates Mexico.

 

Well, there was a storm there and they were carrying... metal. Not the smartest thing.

 

Thats sad but also really funny.

 

This is why they need to be allowed into America, they're just trying to get away from God's wrath.

 

God's a racist

 

It was the Aztec god Huitzilopochtli who did it, he is a jealous god and demands loyalty

 

You sure it wasn't the ghost of Cortez?

 

So I guess we see Gods view on Illegal Immigration?

 

That Bastard...

I guess he wants some hearts now...


And I think it Was Tlaloc, not Huitzilopochtli

 

Oh, deliciously ironic if you go for the dead children humor.

I like to think that I have a little bit more heart that I won't take the pain of others and garner a religious joke out of it.

 

Hah! that'll teach 'em to pray to a loser pants!

 

Those Mexi-Gods can't ever have a name that's easy to say. No "Ragnar". No "Thor".
It's all "TNOCLTXOCHTLIXCHTL".

 

they are easy to say

Tlaloc?
Huitzilopochtli?
Quetzalcoatl?
Cuitlauac?
Huehuecoyotl?
Tezcatlipoca?

you are wierd..


Xolotl was me favorite... I mean.. anubis anyone?

In Aztec and Toltec mythology, Xolotl ("The Animal", Lord of the Evening Star, Lord of the Underworld) was the god of lightning and a "psychopomp", which is to say that he was the one who aided the dead on their journey to Mictlan, the afterlife.

Xolotl was also the god of fire and of bad luck. He was the twin of Quetzalcoatl, the pair being sons of the virgin Coatlicue, and was the evil personification of Venus, the evening star. He guarded the sun when it went through the underworld at night. He also brought forth humankind and fire from the underworld.

In art, Xolotl was depicted as a skeleton, a dog-headed man - "xolotl" can also mean "dog" in Nahuatl, the Aztec language - or a monster animal with reversed feet. He was also the patron of the Ulama game. He is identified with Xocotl as being the Aztec god of fire.

 

T's and L's go together like orange juice and Aquafresh.

 

they make such a pretty sound

 

Your avatar looks tranquil.

 

it looks like a ghetto lizard