6'8, 256 lb Little Leaguer

[Spidey-Bat]

David Ortiz is playing Little League

 

[Speedball]

umm...
Yeah. We need to get these kids off of steriods.

 

[Mike059jig]

WTF....thats worst that K-feds rap Perfomance on the Teen awards!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Could they at least get him pants that fit, or are did they just get him some he could grow into to save money?

 

[Lantern Venom]

I bet that kid has Acromegaly like Andre the Giant & The Big Show.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I bet that kid has Acromegaly like Andre the Giant & The Big Show.

If anything, he's really 15 with a forged birth certificate.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

umm...
Yeah. We need to get these kids off of steriods.

We're past those.

It's all about hgh now.

The pic of a user clearly speaks for itself.​

 

[Honey Vibe]

I bet that kid has Acromegaly like Andre the Giant & The Big Show.

Nah, he's probably just big. He doesn't have the dead give aways, like a sallow cheeks and a long mandible.

 

[Kool-Aid]

He looks like sasquatch.

 

[CConn]

He looks black.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Those kids look white.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Nah, he's probably just big. He doesn't have the dead give aways, like a sallow cheeks and a long mandible.

Andre didn't have those when he was young either. He looked normal other than his size. It wasn't until his 40s that the tell tale symptoms became evident.

 

[CConn]

Those kids look white.

And possibly German.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

And possibly German.

He could have gotten a secret Nazi growth serum

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I have a strange feeling that this is really a birth certificate mix-up w/ a 45 year old Dominican male who's here on a visa.

 

[CConn]

He could have gotten a secret Nazi-growth serum

If I were a white supremist, I would recruit blaspanic kids to my cause too.

 

[War Lord]

Nah, he's probably just big. He doesn't have the dead give aways, like a sallow cheeks and a long mandible.

Unfortunately, such cheating is fairly rampant in the little leagues. It would suprise me if he wasn't 15.

 

[Kool-Aid]

I have a strange feeling that this is really a birth certificate mix-up w/ a 45 year old Dominican male who's here on a visa.

Wasn't that in a bad movie that just came out? I can't remember the name.

 

[War Lord]

He looks like sasquatch.

He looks black.

So he shaves.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

If I were a white supremist, I would recruit blaspanic kids to my cause too.

Pure brilliance. The white supremist movement could gain so much more support by appealing to the colored minorities.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Wasn't that in a bad movie that just came out? I can't remember the name.

It was?

I was referring to the common practice of taking Dominican pitchers in their teens (15,16), and putting them in little league groups w/ a different US birth certificate that claims they're 12 or 13.

The only recent Baseball movie I can recall is Mr. 3000, but I never saw it, so I dunno.

 

[Kool-Aid]

The guy who played as Napoleon Dynamite was in it.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Pure brilliance. The white supremist movement could gain so much more support by appealing to the colored minorities.

Oh my, the image of the KKK wearing do-rags, bling and bouncing in those cars with the big rims & tires is cracking me up!!!

 

[Tangled Web]

Papi.

 

[Neto Magnus]

David Ortiz is playing Little League

that's the coach.