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A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There was a hush within the congregation, as no one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owned several car dealerships in the city stood up and proclaimed, "If the preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with A Honda mini-van to transport their children." The congregation sighed in relief, and applauded.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stood up and said, "If the preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stood up and announced with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!" There was total silence, The preacher, blushing, asked her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake was now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, " Well, I just asked my husband how we could help" and he said, "Screw the Preacher!"
Joe Smith, who owned several car dealerships in the city stood up and proclaimed, "If the preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with A Honda mini-van to transport their children." The congregation sighed in relief, and applauded.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stood up and said, "If the preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stood up and announced with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!" There was total silence, The preacher, blushing, asked her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake was now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, " Well, I just asked my husband how we could help" and he said, "Screw the Preacher!"
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