AC Slatering?

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Found this over at the bodybuilding.com forums. All I have to say is...wow.

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281
 
What the ****....


And people say I find weird ****. This is as silly as Pterodactyl Porn.
 
Seriously knowsbleed. Thank you for that gem.

The best part? "Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second..."

hahahaha
 
HahAhHAhAhhAhHA!!!

SLATER APPROVED!
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Honestly...who is that bored that you'd find different positions to take a dump?

"Hmm...I'm so tired of just sitting here normally...let's try something new..."
 
Oh and...at his girlfriend's house? What a spectacular decision that was.
 
I so have to try this.

And remember to actually lock the door. As I do. By force of habit. Like everyone else.

:rolleyes:
 
It's one thing to sit in a chair like that. That's kinda cool. But on a toilet seat? Why?

:lmao: AC Slatering FTW (well at least the story)
 
LMAO!!

That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. :up:
 
You've outdone yourself this time knowsbleed :lmao:
 
HAHA....I feel comfort in that I will never be that dumb....
 
wow that man is really dumb. First of all he tries that AT HIS GF'S house? I mean even if you were dumb enough to try it you would just do it at your house. Also he posts on the board?
 

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