AC Slatering?

[BatSpider]

So who is doing the A.C. Slater tonight?

Not me

But eggyman has

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahahahahaha

 

[bullets]

I wish my toilet was more exciting. I've been taking the same craps for years . I want a toilet that is shaped like a motorcycle or something. Maybe like one of those bikes from the movie Tron.

 

[C. Lee]

Am I the only one thinking this is just another stupid made up story created by another bored teenager?

 

[Superman4ever]

LMAO. I read this a while ago, but I think it's one of those things that get passed around from board to board, but isn't really true.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This entire thread made me laugh.

 

[fu manchu]

hmm....it can be "multi-tasking".

Once you start A.C. Slatering, you will find that you have something kind of like a desk right in front of you. This flat surface makes it possible to do a variety of things while your dropping the kids off at the pool. You could do a crossword puzzle, draw a picture or even balance your checkbook. No more wasting time on the toilet. I could have potentially written this entire column while sitting on the can. I didn’t. But even if I had, no one would have ever known the difference. And that’s the real beauty of A.C. Slatering: its ability to serve as not only a tribute to the king of Bayside High but also to salvage what used to be dead time. And time is money, my friends.

http://advancetitan.com/story.aspx?s=6297

 

[Tron5000]

So the Hooters girls with whom I spoke this evening had no knowledge of this "AC Slatering"...although many are likely on the "toilet-lid" side (if you catch my drift)...

 

[Showtime]

So the Hooters girls with whom I spoke this evening had no knowledge of this "AC Slatering"...although many are likely on the "toilet-lid" side (if you catch my drift)...

GR87?

 

[Tron5000]

GR87?

How the heck did a mod just get pro-banned? Damn, sorry Showtime...

 

[jaguarr]

So the Hooters girls with whom I spoke this evening had no knowledge of this "AC Slatering"...although many are likely on the "toilet-lid" side (if you catch my drift)...

Dude, she totally wants to make out with you.

jag

 

[Assassin]

lolz

 

[chaseter]

He knew someone was coming, yet he stayed in the position to try and finish up...OHKAY!

By the way, this was f-king hilarious.

 

[Downhere]

Wow, that was...an interesting story. lol.

 

[Casius--J]

haha by far one of the funniest things i've read in a while!!!

 

[Dangerous]

That was funny.

I like that posish too.

 

[bullets]

I wonder if Mario Lopez knows about this . It is kind of an honor . Kevin Bacon has the six degrees of separation , Chuck Norris has the facts about chuck norris , and now Mario Lopez sits on the toilet backwards.

 

[TLH]

HAHA...so sorry, but that was HILARIOUS. Who tries something like that in another person's house!?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd try it at my g/f's house

I'd also make sure to lock the door too though

 

[TLH]

I'd try it at my g/f's house

I'd also make sure to lock the door too though

 

[chamber-music]

This Thread

 

[Prison Mike]

AC Slatering? Genius.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd try it at my g/f's house

I'd also make sure to lock the door too though

Now Pickles isn't going to give you a moment's peace on the crapper when you're at her place, dude.

*knock* *knock*

Pickles: Honey, what are you doing in there?
Spoons: I'm tryin' ta poo, woman! Quit interrupting my concentration!
Pickles: You aren't sitting backwards on the toilet are you!?
Spoons: Uh.........no.
Pickles: Are you sure? You better not be!
Spoons: I'm not! Leave me alone! I can't do this when you're talking to me!
Pickles: How much longer will you be?
Spoons: Arrrgh!
Pickles: Was that you going? Do you feel better?
Spoons: *cries in frustration*


jag

 

[The Avatar]

so this story's making the copy/paste trip round the various internet forums again is it? long time seen I read it last.

 

[Matt]

This thread is brilliant