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Burt Reynolds is haunting my bathroom......

POWdER-man

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I went to use the bathroom today and as I am sitting on the toilet I look down at the toilet paper roll and on the paper itself I notice an interesting pattern. So I bring the paper closer to my face so I can inspect it, and then I saw it..... it was a face.....but it wasn't just any face.....it was BURT REYNOLDS....:wow:

Then the worse part of the story happened...I googled Burt Reynolds under images and this was the first image to pop up....




Cosmo1BurtReynolds.jpg


Now I can't go back to my bathroom....:csad:
 
Send that square on over here....I'll know where....what to do with it. :o
 
His 'stache must have a hankering for you.:up:
 
Damn. I had to check to see if he was lying about finding that picture first. You are an butthole, Powder.
 
Eeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i swear i saw elvis on one of my tp rolls before . it was uncanny.
 
That was probably considered pretty hot back in the day. :o
 
I like chest hair. :o

It separates the men from the ... women. :O
 
I thought that boobs did that... y'know... with help from the penis.
 

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