Airplane!

[Immortalfire]

Got this from Netflix last night, still funny after all this time. t:

Kareem and Peter Graves...pure awesome

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[Dr. Evil]

Shirley, you can't be serious.

 

[The Squirrel]

One of the funniest movies of all time.

 

[Immortalfire]

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

"Jim never vomits at home."

 

[The Chairman]

"What's our vector, Victor?"

 

[Dave McFly]

"What's our vector, Victor?"

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"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."


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"Cream?"
"No thank you, I take it black, like my men."
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"Calm down, get a hold of yourself!"
SMACK!


AIRPLANE!
Comedic Gold!

 

[Immortalfire]

Jive lady is June Cleaver, lol


Murdock: "Want me to check the weather, Clarence?"
Captain Oveur: "No, why don't you do it."


Operator: "Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm"
Captain Oveur: "Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo."

 

[Nirvana]

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

Comedy gold.

 

[mongoose-mania]

One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Never gets old.
"Bad news. The fog is getting thicker."
"And Leon's getting LAAARGER!"

 

[Drizzle]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

[Immortalfire]

Doctor: "What did you serve for dinner?"
Elaine: "We had a choice of either steak or fish."
Doctor: "Oh yes, I had lasagna."

 

[Dr. Evil]

Does anyone notice that Leslie Nielsen looks the same in this movie as he did in The Naked Gun?

Ah yes. Robert Stack was great in this movie, before he went all "Unsolved Mysteries" Creepy.

 

[Solidus]

Little Boy:"Cream?"
Little Girl: "No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. "

LOL the look on the kids face.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

God I love that movie, and this whole thread is pure win! Love reading the quotes.

 

[Gilpesh]

It may be from the sequel... but I still enjoy these lines:
"Can you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
"Sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychology."

 

[Immortalfire]

Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted : I can't tell you that. It's classified

 

[ttotheusher]

"Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Immortalfire]

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

 

[BatMatt]

Truly comedy gold, and a standard for the genre. You can never quote this movie too much or watch it too many times.

 

[The Squirrel]

The Tower? The Tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

 

[Peyton Westlake]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue.

 

[Gilpesh]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

The coffee bit always gets me

 

[gwynplaine]

A true classic.

 

[Peyton Westlake]

LOL, nice visual.