Al-Queda Has "The Bomb"

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Leading Terrorist Group, Al Queda, Known To Have Developed "The Bomb"



According to top CIA officials and Iraqi police presiding over the controversial "black prisons" in Iraq, the infamous terrorist organisation, Al-Queda may have developed a previously unknown type of WMD.

"All we have for now is speculation about this weapon based on information coerced from one of our Al-Queda detainees." says a CIA official who's name we are unable to print. "Our prisoner had been interogated for weeks before providing us with this information so it's possible he could just be making it up. Regardless, we are questioning further prisoners with ties to Al-queda about the bomb."

The CIA says that they are unsure about how the information of the prisoner in question's claim was leaked, but that the "black prisons" have become abuzz with talk of the possible threat. Mujaref Al-Dijhani, an Iraqi police officer responsible for transporting detainees to the prison had this to say; "They say it is a new kind of bomb. A bomb that would help the terrorists to better acheive their goals. I don't know if it's true or not."

Government officials have naturaly remained very tight-lipped about the information concerning the existance of this possible new threat, but trusted sources to CNN have provided us with a few details about the bomb. According to our sources the weapon was appearently developed some years ago (as early as 2000, by our estimate) and the reason for it's not being used thus far were due to lack of a delivery system. However, one of our sources claims that the bomb, since it's creation, has undegone a number of changes and that there is a possibility that it could by now be very light-weight and even easily concealable. The bomb, nicknamed "The Freedom Cutter" is said to be able to destroy all freedom within a 30 mile radius of it's target.

When CNN correspondent, John King caught up with the President outside of the Whitehouse today, he had only this to say about the threat; "I've told you before and this just further proves my words and stuff. The terrorists hate your freedom."



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It's good this thread done got remade. People need to hear my words and stuff.
 
The Freedom Cutter??? hahahaha!




bring on the pandemonium :o :(
 
I don't believe it, but hey, anything is possible.
 
Al Queda having a bomb in an election year? Uh-oh.
 
Addendum said:
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"It's unacceptable to think"
Cheney's face is priceless.

"You've done well, my young apprentice."
 
This story is fake. Your first thread got locked and deleted BECAUSE it is a fake. Keep this crap on your blog, Hooligan.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
This story is fake. Your first thread got locked and deleted BECAUSE it is a fake. Keep this crap on your blog, Hooligan.

jag
The source link is below the article. I was about to post it, as per your request, in the other thread before it got yanked.:o
 
So, I let you repost this because you have a point to make.

Um...

So, your point iiiiiiiis...?
 
Dew k. Mosi said:
So, I let you repost this because you have a point to make.

Um...

So, your point iiiiiiiis...?
That anyone can make up an "article" of words and stuff.
 
WilcofanAshes said:
The source link is below the article. I was about to post it, as per your request, in the other thread before it got yanked.:o

It's still a load of crap from your lame-ass blog that YOU made up. Don't post it here as if it were news. It's not. It's shyte from your brain. :down

jag
 
"This article is a joke. I wrote it. It's not from CNN. I wrote it because it's always seemed ridiculous to me that the US government claims to be fighting a war against "terror". Their enemies, they claim, fight against "freedom". Simple as that appearently. Well, the way I see it, what better way to fight freedom than with a freedom bomb. Now if we can only get those "terror cutters" through the KBR production line.

posted by Hooligan at 2:56 PM"
 
Holly Goodhead said:
"This article is a joke. I wrote it. It's not from CNN. I wrote it because it's always seemed ridiculous to me that the US government claims to be fighting a war against "terror". Their enemies, they claim, fight against "freedom". Simple as that appearently. Well, the way I see it, what better way to fight freedom than with a freedom bomb. Now if we can only get those "terror cutters" through the KBR production line.

posted by Hooligan at 2:56 PM"

It's sad when Toven has to make your point FOR you, and it's STILL a load of crap. :rolleyes:

jag
 
Holly Goodhead said:
"This article is a joke. I wrote it. It's not from CNN. I wrote it because it's always seemed ridiculous to me that the US government claims to be fighting a war against "terror". Their enemies, they claim, fight against "freedom". Simple as that appearently. Well, the way I see it, what better way to fight freedom than with a freedom bomb. Now if we can only get those "terror cutters" through the KBR production line.

posted by Hooligan at 2:56 PM"
Ah, meaningful :dry:
 
jaguarr said:
It's still a load of crap from your lame-ass blog that YOU made up. Don't post it here as if it were news. It's not. It's shyte from your brain. :down

jag
So far your complaints are isolated. If you've missed the point I'm afraid it's not my responsibility to educate you. I was given permission to repost the article if I agreed to remove the CNN tag and post a source link which I've done. I'm not forcing anything on you, if you'd like you can stay out of the thread. Hell, if you'd like you can stay in the thread and just close your eyes. The decision is yours.
 
WilcofanAshes said:
So far your complaints are isolated. If you've missed the point I'm afraid it's not my responsibility to educate you. I was given permission to repost the article if I agreed to remove the CNN tag and post a source link which I've done. I'm not forcing anything on you, if you'd like you can stay out of the thread. Hell, if you'd like you can stay in the thread and just close your eyes. The decision is yours.

The point's not lost on me, you're simply nowhere NEAR as briliant as you'd like to believe you are. :)

jag
 
jaguarr said:
The point's not lost on me, you're simply nowhere NEAR as briliant as you'd like to believe you are. :)

jag
Ofcourse not. You couldn't imagine how brilliant I believe myself to be. If only I could get lessons from someone at the cusp of intellectual satire such as yourself. Oh, how I could one day see my name in lights. :o
 

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