And the next step beyond creationism is...

[C.F. Kane]

The return of the geocentric universe

This is not a parody site. I repeat, this is not a parody site.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I'm partial to Sherry, myself.

 

[Killgore]

Indeed, the diligent reader will be astonished at the level of demonstrable hi-tech fraud, baseless assumptions, occult mathematics, etc.,--all part of a religious conspiracy!--that has been at work over many centuries implanting the incredible evolution myth about the origin of the Universe, the Earth, and Mankind.

I KNEW IT!! The number 7 is SATANIC!!

 

[Kritish]

Reality has a liberal bias - Stephen Colbert

Seriously, why do we allow these people to breed? Freedom of speech should only apply to people that have passed an IQ and psych test.

 

[Turtle-Man]

Weird color schemes and italicized words of God burn my eyes.

IQ Test: Does 2 + 2 = 6,246?

Bob: When God wants it to, yes.

*circles yes*

 

[Killgore]

I believe that I am the center of the universe and that when I jump, that's not gravity bu the earth rushing up to catch me.

 

[Turtle-Man]

I believe that I am the center of the universe and that when I jump, that's not gravity bu the earth rushing up to catch me.

Does that mean you can make the Earth eat the Magical Ball of Moon Cheese?

 

[Killgore]

Reality has a liberal biased - Stephen Colbert

Seriously, why do we allow these people to breed? Freedom of speech should only apply to people that have passed an IQ and psych test.

Don't believe books They're all filled with facts. You need to believe with your heart.

Colbert needs to get this guy on his show.

 

[PhotoJones]

The return of the geocentric universe

This is not a parody site. I repeat, this is not a parody site.

i have become so desensitized to this kind of stuff, i'm not even surprised anymore.

 

[Ben Urich]

"Science" and "the Bible" should not be used in the same sentence unless the space between "science" and "the Bible" is the phrase "is greater than".

 

[Knives122]

I'm partial to Sherry, myself.

There's a song called Sherry by Bon-Bon-Blanco..

 

[Kritish]

"Science" and "the Bible" should not be used in the same sentence unless the space between "science" and "the Bible" is the phrase "is greater than".

Or "is more trustworthy than".

 

[Killgore]

"Science" and "the Bible" should not be used in the same sentence unless the space between "science" and "the Bible" is the phrase "is greater than".

Or pwns

 

[Mr Sparkle]

HA! genius