Brett Ratner: Okay Hugh you are doing the Today Show and Letterman...
Jackman: Awesome!
Brett: Halle you're doing the Early Show, Leno, the View, Hosting FX and annoucing winning the oscar for X3 next year
Halle Berry: Okay but I wanna do MORE stuff next time
Brett: *sigh* We know Halle....okay Ian and Stewart you are getting Conan O'Brian
Ian: Excellent
Patrick: Splendid indeed
Brett: Rebecca you have Carson Daily....and remember
Rebecca: Make him wear protection this time....I got it.
Brett: Okay Anna Paquin you have Craig Fergusson
Anna: What the f---, who the f--- is he...goddamn you all
Brett: Remember what we said about the drinking....*sigh* never listens...okay and Marsden you have....Johnny Carson.
James: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!.........* waitaminute, he is off the air and dead....
Brett: Oh geez look at the time...okay gotta go.