Apparently clowns are trying to lure children in South Carolina.

[TheDreamMaster]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fi...dly-trying-to-lure-kids-into-woods/vi-AAikOHR

sinister-looking clown who has allegedly tried to lure kids into the woods in a small South Carolina town has been photographed. The picture came after a 10-year-old boy told cops two clowns tried to lure him into the woods saying, "we got candy." Some neighbors fear the clowns may be using a boarded-up house in the woods of Greenville as a base of operations. A sheriff's deputy says authorities are taking the reports seriously and a resident is trying to organize a neighborhood watch.

Well that's terrifying.


EDIT: Crap, my computer stalled writing the title, can someone change it to "Apparently, Clowns are trying to lure children in South Carolina".

 

[Sawyer]

Honestly, if you're a kid being lured into the woods by a clown and your response is anything other than to run the hell away, I'm going to have to assume that that kid will grow up to be a serial killer.

 

[Guts]

The only thing I don't like about this is that these clowns aren't living in the sewers.

 

[AnneFan]

The kids don't want candy. Give these clowns lead.

 

[Victarion]

The juggalos weren't supposed to march until 2017.

Could be these kids are like I was at their age - their cool uncle that introduced them to the musical stylings of the Knights In Satan's Service also let them watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space, so they're not afraid of the clowns.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Or they just really like balloons that float

 

[Greens]

The juggalos weren't supposed to march until 2017.

Could be these kids are like I was at their age - their cool uncle that introduced them to the musical stylings of the Knights In Satan's Service also let them watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space, so they're not afraid of the clowns.

I've got a Knights in Satan's Service flag hanging right above my head. I guess I'm taking a one-way trip to South Carolina..

 

[Xrated48]

This sounds scary hopefully these clowns get caught.

 

[Slushy]

I'm calling BS on this story. No photos or videos on any of these clowns? Come on...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm calling BS on this story. No photos or videos on any of these clowns? Come on...

Let me see if I can find a chain E-mail that implicates the clowns in the "mysterious" deaths of Clinton associates. Maybe a fake meme of one of the clowns telling lazy clowns to vote Republican? Those seem like legit evidence.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Good thing that old cabin in the woods isn't a pokestop or the clowns wouldn't have to do anything to get children out there.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'm calling BS on this story. No photos or videos on any of these clowns? Come on...

Did you click the link?

 

[Sawyer]

Let me see if I can find a chain E-mail that implicates the clowns in the "mysterious" deaths of Clinton associates. Maybe a fake meme of one of the clowns telling lazy clowns to vote Republican? Those seem like legit evidence.

 

[Victarion]

If they weren't suicides, then they don't count.

Let me know if my humor went to far. I'm a bit savage at times.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

*Video cannot be played from your current location*


Anyway, who looked up to Pennyworth and took him for inspiration?

 

[C. Lee]

A new version of IT is being made.....

 

[KevanG]

Pennyworth? Batmans butler?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Not good ol' Alfie.

 

[KevanG]

Or did you mean Pennywise from IT?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Does anyone know if Irons or Caine have been spotted close by?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

 

[Guts]

*Video cannot be played from your current location*


Anyway, who looked up to Pennyworth and took him for inspiration?

Pennyworth? Batmans butler?

Not good ol' Alfie.

From Neil Gaiman.

 

[Slushy]

Let me see if I can find a chain E-mail that implicates the clowns in the "mysterious" deaths of Clinton associates. Maybe a fake meme of one of the clowns telling lazy clowns to vote Republican? Those seem like legit evidence.

It was funny the first time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It was funny the first time.

Really? The first time I saw a lying meme using a recently dead superstar to further a political view I found it sad.

 

[KevanG]

From Neil Gaiman.

Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader is a favorite of mine.

A lot of Gaimans works are favorites of mine actually.