Atlanta bar owner builds robot to fight crime

[The Lizard]

Why do I anticipate hearing a story about this guy getting assaulted by an angry pimp or crack addict or three while he's standing on the corner, distracted by driving his robot?

jag

He's a heavily-armed gun enthusiast as well, so that scenario would most likely end badly for the attackers.

 

[jaguarr]

He's a heavily-armed gun enthusiast as well, so that scenario would most likely end badly for the attackers.

Maybe, but it would probably also get him some criminal charges and possible jail time if he shot some of them, even if in self-defense. He is harassing them after all, not that I blame him for that, to be honest.

jag

 

[Obi-Ron]

Can it tend bar too?

LOL "Your drinks...creep."

 

[moraldeficiency]

He's a heavily-armed gun enthusiast as well, so that scenario would most likely end badly for the attackers.

Unless they used robots to do it.

 

[jaguarr]

Unless they used robots to do it.

This robot on robot crime is getting out of hand.

jag

 

[vindrow]

Waiting or the inevitable law suit to happen or him getting the crap kicked out of him by somone while he is busy operating his bot.

 

[The Guard]

Am I too late to make the first BLANKMAN J5 joke?

 

[bullets]

This robot on robot crime is getting out of hand.

jag

 

[bullets]

whoops ! double -post

 

[The Lizard]

Stopped by the bar tonight -- packed with people...about 3 times the usual amount for Thursday. CNN is doing a story on the robot on Monday, so big profits for Rufus and his little robot buddy. t:

 

[The Guard]

You know, the robot could look more interesting. It's just kind of...there.

 

[Showtime]

Matt get on this.

 

[bullets]

You know, the robot could look more interesting. It's just kind of...there.

I would probably confuse it with an atm.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Robocop?

 

[Arc-Light]

Why do I anticipate hearing a story about this guy getting assaulted by an angry pimp or crack addict or three while he's standing on the corner, distracted by driving his robot?

jag

Sure i can see it, the crack-heads and the pimps create their own robots the " crack'a' hoe-bot and the " The sir pimps a lot -bot " and a battle ensues in the streets.

 

[The Lizard]

The sir pimps a lot -bot a

That's Pimpbot 5000 to you, sucka...

 

[bullets]

Who's gonna tell you when, it's too late
Who's gonna tell you things, aren't so great
You can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
Who's gonna pick you up, when you fall
Who's gonna hang it up, when you call
Who's gonna pay attention, to your dreams
Who's gonna plug your ears, when you scream
You can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight

 

[Poetic Chaos]

 

[The Lizard]

Atlanta's very own Bum-bot was featured on Attack of the Show today, and will be appearing on CNN and NPR in the coming days. Go Bum-bot! Squirt those pesky junkies!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/me.../robot_0221.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab

I actually go to this bar sometimes, and I've seen the "bum-bot" in action. It's pretty hilarious, but it's probably an assault charge waiting to happen.

Makes me proud to be from Atlanta. I can't wait for us to invade Tennessee to steal their river.

 

[Tron5000]

Where was that robotic MF when I got mugged in front of Starbucks on Peachtree? Shoulda had my back...

 

[jaguarr]

Where was that robotic MF when I got mugged in front of Starbucks on Peachtree? Shoulda had my back...

He was probably capturing it on video to a live feed back at the bar where it was on all the tv's in the joint.

jag

 

[Tron5000]

He was probably capturing it on video to a live feed back at the bar where it was on all the tv's in the joint.

jag

That robotic bastard has something coming...Not saving a man in his time of need.

First, no flying cars. Then robotic policemen that don't help you? 21st century sucks.

 

[jaguarr]

That robotic bastard has something coming...Not saving a man in his time of need.

Watch out for his cousin: http://robotbastard.com/

First, no flying cars. Then robotic policemen that don't help you? 21st century sucks.

Oh...umm....you're REALLY not going to be happy about the Feeding Tube, then...

jag

 

[Tron5000]

As long as it goes in my mouth, I won't be able to complain too much...







...please tell me it goes in my mouth...