Bastard Moderator from Hell - 24
by Malice
(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)
Later-The Same Day
*BuURrrppp!*
Malice: "Damn, four gallons of DR, two pots of coffee, two bags of pretzels and a bag of cheetos...That is just awesome."
Malice literally is sitting in front of his laptop watching network traces and logs scrolls across his screen in a vision that was similar to the "The Matrix."
Malice: "Pradeep seems to be keeping up with the workload, but he will crack soon enough."
Quickly enough, opening Pidgin, Malice messages a user named, "Timed_Explosion". The message he types is, "The Chair is Against the Wall, John has a Long Moustache."
Malice: "Now, lets see the fun begin."
9395 miles (15120 km) (8165 nautical miles) away
(If someone can tell me which cities I used, PM me, I used the website -
LINK)
Pradeep: "Let me see, I have a new message."
Pradeep clicks on the message on Hype and looks at the message, it reads:
From: Hunter-Rider
Subject: Problem User
Message: Pradeep, we have a serious problem. The user named Drakon and Dew K. Mosi have been secretly discussion a plan to perform a coup de'tat on the boards and ban all admin and mods. Leaving only themselves to rule Hype! This cannot happen!
You must do something!
Pradeep: "This is not good. They must be banned!"
Quietly, he clicks on a second screen where he goes into the admin console and IP bans both Dew and Drakon.
*beep* *Beep*
Pradeep: "What could that be?"
Looking at the screen, he pulls up the I_D_10_T database that is constantly changing, and notices that immediately it looks to need his attention. Clicking on a log, he sees an FTP session has failed. He immediately relaunches it, and watches it for a few minutes making sure its successful in making its connection. He clicks back the Hype!
*pop up*
You have 5 new messages:
WHAT THE HELL? from Bobbie
Dew K rules! You will pay! from AsteroidBoy
Porn for you! from Naked Aussie Chick
Explain please from Cmille
OOOO you are in trouble now from Matt
Deleting the Porn for you message, Pradeep opens the first.
WHAT THE HELL? from Bobbie
How could you ban Dew!? She made this site! You are causing the Community to just Melt Down!
Dew K rules! You will pay! from AsteroidBoy
Man, your life is over now...The Community folks will burn you alive!
Explain please from Cmille
Dude...you banned Dew? What the hell?
OOOO you are in trouble now from Matt
Explain your actions in the secret forum that noone knows about. You know the one, the one that does not exist.