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None of the above is false.Mister J said:True, but if he were really an alchemist, he could more than handle the situation. Everybody knows all thugs carry lead pipes. It's required in the Thug 101 Handbook. An alchemist could easily transfmute that lead into gold or silver and make his escape while the thugs scrambled to recover the valuable metals. Furthermore, if he were a dark alchemist, he should be able to call upon malelovent forces and transform all the thugs into Smurfs or something; maybe even into Dodo birds. I've seen it done before.![]()

The first section, however, is irrelevant as the claim is solely related to dark alchemy. The second section is wholly true but a dark alchemist would enjoy the opportunity to use their powers malevolently and, while they would not need to let themselves become distracted during a minor confrontation with insignificant foes, would more than likely choose to let this happen at the expense of perfect entry for their elimination game votes.
