Batman Elimination Game Round 9: Batman writers

[Iceman]

I just can't stop, dammit! I'm weak...just so damn WEAK!
*runs off screaming and crying*

Denny O'Neill 194 (+)
Jeph Loeb 7 (-)

Denny O'Neill 193 (-)
Jeph Loeb 8 (+)

It is your gift, your curse

 

[Bat Attack]

Does this vote count or am I posting to soon?

Denny O'Neill 194 (+)
Jeph Loeb 7 (-)

 

[Mister J]

It's cool, HQ. Your last vote was over 20 minutes ago.


I wish 20 minutes had passed since my last vote.

Oh, powerful Gods of time, why have thou forsaken me?
Woe is me. Woe is me.

 

[Iceman]

It's cool, HQ. Your last vote was over 20 minutes ago.


I wish 20 minutes had passed since my last vote.

Oh, powerful Gods of time, why have thou forsaken me?
Woe is me. Woe is me.

You do realise that you should be making five adult goat sacrifices between each vote. Every time you fail the gods gradually lose a little faith in your worthiness of the gifts that they so generously bestow. Time was only invented (after I missed one last week) to fill our lives with emptiness between the eternity that exists between votes.

 

[Mister J]

Thank the Heavens. I'm allowed to vote. Yet, I am acutely aware that now, I must wait for the prescribed time to elapse...AGAIN. What kind of a cruel joke is this?

Denny O'Neill 195 (+)
Jeph Loeb 6 (-)

 

[Fledermaus]

Denny O'Neill 196 (+)
Jeph Loeb 5 (-)

We're going to get you in a treatment program Mr J. You have all of our support in kicking this deadly habit. Just as soon as this rounds over.

 

[Iceman]

Denny O'Neill 195 (-)
Jeph Loeb 6 (+)

 

[Mister J]

You do realise that you should be making five adult goat sacrifices between each vote. Every time you fail the gods gradually lose a little faith in your worthiness of the gifts that they so generously bestow. Time was only invented (after I missed one last week) to fill our lives with emptiness between the eternity that exists between votes.

It's up to FIVE now! I picked up a copy of Appeasing Time Gods For Dummies last week, and it specifically said only 4 adult goats were required for the sacrifice.

What a cruel hand fate has dealt me. I beseech you Masters of the Tick-Tock...embrace me once again.

*storms off to Barnes & Nobles to return book and get refund*

 

[Mister J]

Denny O'Neill 196 (+)
Jeph Loeb 5 (-)

We're going to get you in a treatment program Mr J. You have all of our support in kicking this deadly habit. Just as soon as this rounds over.

Bless you all.

 

[Iceman]

Thank the Heavens. I'm allowed to vote. Yet, I am acutely aware that now, I must wait for the prescribed time to elapse...AGAIN. What kind of a cruel joke is this?

A Killing Joke?

 

[Iceman]

It's up to FIVE now! I picked up a copy of Appeasing Time Gods For Dummies last week, and it specifically said only 4 adult goats were required for the sacrifice.

What a cruel hand fate has dealt me. I beseech you Masters of the Tick-Tock...embrace me once again.

*storms off to Barnes & Nobles to return book and get refund*

The book is correct but alas the gods are mischievous. Whilst the figure is indeed four adult goats as stated, this can vary by 10,000 billion in either direction at any time dependant on the mercy level of the governing god at the moment of your vote.

 

[Mister J]

The book is correct but alas the gods are mischievous. Whilst the figure is indeed four adult goats as stated, this can vary by 10,000 billion in either direction at any time dependant on the mercy level of the governing god at the moment of your vote.

It's all too much. I only possess the understanding of a mere mortal; a pawn in the master plan of Father Time. I must pray on this at the Temple of Bob Kane and Bill Finger. If I remember correctly, it's just a couple of blocks from the Temple of Doom.


Denny O'Neill 196 (+)
Jeph Loeb 5 (-)

 

[Iceman]

It's all too much. I only possess the understanding of a mere mortal; a pawn in the master plan of Father Time.

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You have learnt to be humble. It will serve you well.



The gods order that you immediately sacrifice the adult goat known as O'Neill.

Denny O'Neill 195 (-)
Jeph Loeb 5 (+)

 

[Mister J]

You have learnt to be humble. It will serve you well.



The gods order that you immediately sacrifice the adult goat known as O'Neill.

My first step is adding a point to Loeb in lieu of a scoring error above.

...is this what Anakin felt before turning to the Dark Side?

Current:
Denny O'Neill 195
Jeph Loeb 6

 

[Iceman]

My first step is adding a point to Loeb in lieu of a scoring error above.

...is this what Anakin felt before turning to the Dark Side?

Current:
Denny O'Neill 195
Jeph Loeb 6

I lured you into that trap. Now you shall never be free of the pull of the dark side. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

 

[Iceman]

Denny O'Neill 194 (-)
Jeph Loeb 7 (+)

 

[Mister J]

Must...try...to resist...

Denny O'Neill 195 (+)
Jeph Loeb 6 (-)

 

[Iceman]

I am in control...I am in control...I am in control...I am in control...


Denny O'Neill 194 (-)
Jeph Loeb 7 (+)

 

[Mister J]

Denny O'Neill 195 (+)
Jeph Loeb 6 (-)

 

[Fledermaus]

Denny O'Neill 196 (+)
Jeph Loeb 5 (-)

Deja Vu

 

[Mister J]

Denny O'Neill 197 (+)
Jeph Loeb 4 (-)

 

[Fledermaus]

Denny O'Neill 198 (+)
Jeph Loeb 3 (-)

 

[Mister J]

Denny O'Neill 199 (+)
Jeph Loeb 2 (-)

 

[Fledermaus]

Denny O'Neill 200 (+)
Jeph Loeb 1 (-)

Yes! Yes!

 

[Mister J]

Denny O'Neill 201 (+)
Jeph Loeb 0 (-)

That's it...and it's about time. Freakin' stubborn Loeb fans. . That was one of the best rounds yet. Both very accomplished writers in Batman lore.

I think it's fitting that I cast the last vote, seeing as how I apparently don't give anybody else a chance. I'm such a cyber-bully.

*kicks dirt indiscriminantly and takes lunch monies*