Beach Patrol Runs Over and Kills Sun Bather

[Kmack]

What a way to go....

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

Whats a "Berm"?

A rise in the sand.
Like a tiny sand-dune.

Now, if she was sunbathing, why was she covered in sand?

 

[kane9321]

i heard about this this morning , i was like wtf

 

[Bat Attack]

A rise in the sand.
Like a tiny sand-dune.

Now, if she was sunbathing, why was she covered in sand?

She had crabs?

 

[Man-Thing]

that's horrible.

I wonder if it made a "popping" sound?

 

[Super Mark]

Beach Patrol Runs Over and Kills Sun Bather
I will not laugh. This headline is NOT funny. I will not laugh. Not funny. Not laugh. Beach Patrol Runs Over and Kills Sun Bather.

 

[Super Mark]

But, like, seriously, it had to happen sooner or later. Driving around on the road is one thing. Driving around in a place where people are napping just does not seem to make sense on some level.

I mean, *****, I don't lay out my towel and sun bathe on the highway, do I? No. Because that would be stupid. Don't drive on the beach.

 

[War Lord]

But, like, seriously, it had to happen sooner or later. Driving around on the road is one thing. Driving around in a place where people are napping just does not seem to make sense on some level.

I mean, *****, I don't lay out my towel and sun bathe on the highway, do I? No. Because that would be stupid. Don't drive on the beach.

The have to drive on the beach at times.

Don't wear sand-coloured clothes.

 

[Super Mark]

>>Don't wear sand-coloured clothes.

Yes. I'm thinking that may have been their mistake.

 

[Boom]

Good thing they're doing an autopsy. Maybe she died of a heart attack just as the SUV was about to drive over her head. Maybe the cops aren't at fault here.

 

[Noon]

I feel bad, I laughed so loud when I read the title and now I'm getting strange looks from the people in the library.

But really, sad story.....mustn't laugh.....

 

[Morg]

What the hell is the autopsy for?

to make sure she wasn't already dead before they ran over her?

 

[Noon]

to find out who the hell she is, duh

 

[Super Mark]

I feel bad, I laughed so loud when I read the title and now I'm getting strange looks from the people in the library.

But really, sad story.....mustn't laugh.....

Thank God I'm not the only one. Thanks for admitting it.

 

[Equint77]

only in California.

 

[NDX]

to make sure she wasn't already dead before they ran over her?

I thought about that about 5 minutes after I made the innitial post.

Has there been any update on this story?

 

[War Lord]

only in California.

That's because New York city doesn't have beaches.

It must be tough to sunbathe along Broadway.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Sun Screen who knew

 

[MKCTS]

Sun Screen who knew

There will probably eventually be some kind of Horror Movie based on this Death & then chicks will be afraid to do this stuff at the beach the new face in Terror

Beach Patrol

 

[jaguarr]

That's because New York city doesn't have beaches.

You've never been to NYC, have you?

jag

 

[Fred_Fury]

fake! cops can do no wrong. gotta be fake.

 

[THWIP*]

What the hell is the autopsy for?

WELL, MAYBE THE 16" GOODYEARS AREN'T WHAT KILLED HER. MAYBE SHE WAS ACTUALLY KILLED BY HER HUSBAND/EX OR..........THE WESTCOAST MOB. THEY PLACED HER BODY THERE, BECAUSE THEY KNEW THE BEACH PATROL ROUTE.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I betr it was a total dude lifeguard








.........gnarly

 

[Darthphere]

You've never been to NYC, have you?

jag

Hes never been in the US period. Funny, since he always feels the need to speak about it.

 

[War Lord]

You've never been to NYC, have you?

jag

A twelve inch width of sand doesn't qualify as a beach.