Ben Folds appreciation thread

Isn't he just awesome???

 

BLASPHEMY!!!

 

All U Can Eat
Son, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
And out the window to the parking lot
At their SUV’s taking all the space

They give no ****
They talk as loud as they want
They give no ****
Just as long as there’s enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
Talk about some **** that’s been on my mind
Talk of the state of this great nation of ours
People look to your left
Yeah, look to your right

They give no ****
They buy as much as they want
They give no ****
Just as long as there’s enough for them

Son, look at the people lining up for plastic
Wouldn’t you like to see them in the National Geographic?
Squatting bare assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head, and maybe a bone in their nose

See that ******* with the peace sign on his license plate?
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
God made us number one because he loves us the best
Well he should go bless someone else for a while
Give us a rest

(They give no)
Yeah, and everyone can see
(They give no)
We’ve eaten all that we can eat

 

He was on the Hnery Rollins show the other night. Excellent as usual.