Black Dynamite

I was not aware...I thought the Sony deal was for DVD distribution....my mistake then
 
I just saw 2 ads for it yesturday on Spike during some UFC programming
 
BLACK DYNAMITE
It was my crush on Pam Grier that lead me to the film genre of Blaxploitation
Of course i watched all of her films,and watched tons of others in the genre.
So of course i had to see BLACK DYNAMITE a spoof of the films i have come to enjoy
Michael Jai White,who co wrote the flick is perfect as BD and Salli Richardson-Whitfield
is the perfect straight woman to BD's antics,one liners,and very funny outbursts.
Throw in some memorable faces like Arsenio Hall and the voluptuous Kym Whitley
and its a fun time at the movies.Things get a bit repetitive towards the end but i had fun for the most part.Stick around during the credits for some cool animation and funny clips
scale of 1-10 an 8
 
It's still holding around 85% on RottenTomatoes.

A fun movie with so many great lines:
"Go, leave, scram, get outta my house! I'll see you guys next Thursday."

"...and when you pop the top, the panties drop."

"I am smiling"
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"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a Little Richard?"[/blackout]

"Who saw that coming? I mean who saw where that came from?"

"Ha, ha; I threw that **** before I walked in the room!"

[BLACKOUT]"I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."[/BLACKOUT]

See it; it's worth the $10.50 for a ticket. It's especially good if you've seen 70s movies like Dolemite.
 
Saw this film last friday and it was so awesome!

Easily one of my favourite films not only this year but EVER!
 
"Euphoria, shut the **** up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot coat hangers, *****, would you like that?!?"
 
wow. i just saw this movie. and i swear, without a bit of exaggeration, this was the funniest damn movie i have ever seen in my entire life. i was laughing my ass off and crying through 90% of this movie. by the end of the movie i just wanted it to stop being funny because i couldnt handle any more funny. my friend and i stumbled out of the theater laughing ourselves to tears. wow.
 
I don't see why you can't post a red band trailer when Superhero Hype posted one right on the front page... :huh:
 
^^makes about as much sense as the time i was infracted by a mod for censoring my own curse words.

but back to the movie, between the scene in the orphanage and the following scene with all the pimps and drug pushers, i almost had to leave the theater because i was laughing so hard! i couldnt even catch my breath to swallow.
 
what were your favorite quotes?

Mines were

When Bull Horn or whatever his name was smacks that guy and then he went out of character and just said "Mother *Beep*"

"YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM YOU JIVE MOTHER *BEEP*"
 
LOL! I love that, in the bar after Black Dynamite leaves? XD
 
Movie was great and funny. They need to make more Blaxploitation films like this.
 
I loved this movie.

I want "Kung Fu treachery" to become a common phrase.
 
It's doing so well here in DC, they extended the engagement beyond the New Year's weekend, although they only offer midnight screenings. So, it'll probably be here one more weekend before they do their midnight movie series of old 80s movies.
 
I LOVED this movie. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
 
hits DVD on the 16th be sure to pick it up now Ya Dig?

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hits DVD on the 16th be sure to pick it up now Ya Dig?

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Solid! If anyone doesn't pick up the DVD, I'll make them drink Anaconda Malt Liquor!
 
^YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been saying "kung-fu treachery" like crazy lately, and now people will finally understand what I'm saying. lol
 
The gag was wearing one me once it got to the third act and I started checking the watch.

I feel it kind of fell apart when they got to the White House. A bad Nixon impression is not funny. It was pretty funny for the first half hour so. It was like watching a sketch that's a good 10 minute sketch turned into a long ass movie.

Don't know how MacGruber can do it.
 

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