Black Dynamite

[roach]

O'Leary: We heard about your brother's death and we don't want you running around turning the streets into rivers of blood.
Black Dynamite: Then tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle.

 

[samsnee]

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

and of course

This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over & what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" sounded like some cartoon ****. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

 

[Whiskey Tango]

How did you know?

Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Creamcorn! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[roach]

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

and of course

This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over & what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" sounded like some cartoon ****. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

The phrase that Black Dynamite repeats hearing from a dying child is not Chinese but actually Vietnamese for "You are full of ****."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

LOL really??

 

[samsnee]

The phrase that Black Dynamite repeats hearing from a dying child is not Chinese but actually Vietnamese for "You are full of ****."

I just love the way he says "Chinese" in there...his Chinese legs, his Chinese knees, etc...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"He was laying face-down, looking up at me". I really hope everyone else caught that.

 

[darkseid26]

hilarious movie, definitely an instant classic imo.

 

[That-Guy]

How did you know?

Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

My favorite quote in the movie. t:

Also...

"Yeah! I threw that sh** before I even walked in the room!"

 

[Kane52630]

Euphoria needs to shut the hell up when people are talking

 

[samsnee]

So should they try for a sequel or would it be impossible to capture lightning in a bottle twice?

 

[That-Guy]

I think they could do a sequel. There are so many films they could use as an inspiration... I would love to see part 2.

 

[That-Guy]

I think they could do a sequel. There are so many films they could use as an inspiration... I would love to see part 2.

 

[Octoberist]

i liked the captain kangaroo gag.

 

[Octoberist]

i liked the captain kangaroo gag.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[M.O.Steel]

loved every minute of it

 

[terry78]

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/ex...e-cartoon-coming-soon-to-cartoon-network-8158

Get ready for BD...the animated series.

On Adult Swim.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Bullhorn, your death will not go unavenged!"

That entire scene as to how they figured out the legalized beer was gold.

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

Saw it again, great cult hit. Maybe they could do a Machete vs BD double feature of some sort.

"my momma says my daddys name is BD"
"whatchu talkin about kid, BD is a common name"

lol

 

[Carmine Falcone]

A friend of mine forced this movie on me, and I surprisingly enjoyed it. I loved all those deliberate technical errors; boom mikes in the shot etc. Plenty of laugh out loud moments aswell. Extremely enjoyable.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Glad you liked it Carmine. it's one of those movies where I think about it, it's funnier, but I still enjoyed it.

"Hey, my mamma says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite!"

"Yeah, my mamma says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite too!"

...

"I'm sure lots of cats have that same name."

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

SCRAM...I SAID SCRAM!!! see you monday

 

[Arbiter]

The line is " hush up kid, lots of cats have that name