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Bought Thought 9/24

This was a big week, an end-of-month wallet buster to embrace Fall and to bid September farewell. Fortunately, it was also a good week overall in terms of quality. That doesn't always happen.

Blue Blazes! Spoilers below!

Dread's Bought/Thought for 9/26/08:

BLUE BEETLE #31:
Matt Sturges continues on with his run of BLUE BEETLE, this time alongside Andre Coelho on art, whose style matches former regular Alberquerque amazingly. BOUNDARIES continues onward on the third installment of the story. Blue Beetle brings the four goons that snuck across the border into El Paso and then injected themselves with a serum that gave them super-powers to the hospital, since they are dying despite his best efforts. Naturally, this is the same hospital his mother works at as a nurse, so there are some awkward secret identity moments.

As the cover reveals, Doctor Mid-Nite from the JSA is on hand to investigate the case and add his super-surgeon specialties to the mix. It is rare that an appearance from him warrants cover-image excitement, but it is pretty cool as he is a long-time character with a bit of rep. In the meanwhile, Beetle is honored with the Key to the City and the local politician deputizes him onto border patrol, something Jaime hardly asked for. Now he has Immigrant Rights groups calling him a fascist and is caught in the middle of the political turmoil. Sturges does a good job of presenting the situation without preaching, as it is a very hairy situation that has some grounds in reality, especially for a place like El Paso that is only miles from Mexico. Mariposa ends up meeting Brenda's aunt, La Dama, and it is revealed that Doctor Polaris, DC's answer to Magneto, has been the one working with Intergang and the true mastermind of the arc's schemes.

All the while, Jaime and Paco discuss the situation over some burgers and Sturges really seems to have Giffen & Jones' style down, or his style is similar. The transistion has been very seemless and I am enjoying the real life connections between immigration reform and those who seek to exploit the gaps in security that the story offers. While it is easy for Marvel fans to go, "the DCU celebrates their heroes more than Marvel", this issue shows that not everything is all ceremonies and museums for heroes. I also liked Mid-Nite's "old school" approach to crime fighting and his words with Jaime about God. The art from Coelho was vibrant and energetic, and BLUE BEETLE continues to be one of DC's high points at this stage. It has great characters, a simple premise and isn't so neck deep in continuity that you need a vast understanding of the mythos or to be reading other books to get it. For those who haven't given it a try, I suggest grabbing up the last few trades and diving in.

AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #17: Tolibao has to fill in for Caselli on art chores again, and I am curious if that was because Caselli was busy on MIGHTY AVENGERS #17. The exposure's good for him, but I prefer him on this title, of course. The SECRET INVASION storyline continues from Slott & Gage, and this issue features the usual boatload of characters. Of course, that is what I like about the book, the mixture of older characters being used well alongside fun new characters. In a way, this title reminds me of MARVEL TEAM UP (the premise, not the last series), only handled in a way that actually matters to the universe as a whole, something no volume of MTU could accomplish (at best, it served as an extra Spidey book in volume one).

Naturally, we're still knee deep in the Skrull Invasion and we still have superheroes boxing the aliens. The Shadow Initiative are summoned to take out Queen Verenke, who is naturally in the form of Spider-Woman. Bengal's background is given more exposure and Mutant Zero is given the most hints as to her identity yet. She is Caucasion with long red hair. She meditates naked in a white, hot room. Her biggest fear is apparently her "dark side". She also has telekenesis. Y'know, a while back people in the A:TI topic guessed that Mutant Zero was in fact Jean Grey, and I didn't buy it. I mean, how does it make sense? Mutant Zero is violent, has warrior skills, and is far more brutal than Jean ever was. And continuity wise, how in the bloody hell does it fit into anything the X-Men have done since PHOENIX: ENDSONG? I would hate for Mutant Zero to be the Monarch for Jean; that is, some violent new identity that was created for a token mystery, but does nothing but harm the past character involved (as Monarch did for DC's Hawk and Capt. Atom). Isn't the baby that Cable is trucking around supposed to be her? Could this be Maddie Pryor? Or whatever replicant of her that popped up in X-MAN circa 2000 and then vanished? Back in that series, this "fake Maddie" claimed she "replaced" the amnesiac version X-Man knew. Who knows where that version wound up? If it is Pyor, then an already complicated and retconned history may get moreso. At any rate, at least Mutant Zero still has me guessing, although at this stage, I would like her identity to be revealed soon. A mystery stretched too long just becomes dull. At any rate, the Shadow Initiative attack Spider-Woman, but it turns out she faked them out, and they are defeated. Eric O'Grady does what he does best; hide and leer at breasts, but it manages to allow him to once again escape. Not everyone likes his snivelling, but he still is entertaining for me, although his schtick is a bit simpler here than it was in Kirkman's series, of course. The rest of the Shadow Initiative are cool, as Trauma's powers are used to remind us of Bengal's war-torn past and fears for her new family.

Meanwhile, the Skrull Kill Krew rides into Nevada on Komodo's behalf to save the Heavy Hitters from their Skrull impostor and ensure that her boyfriend Hardball is safe (whose costume, designed by Steve Uy, still looks ridiculous). The leader of the term turns out to be Gravity, a plot point which I figure is pretty cool. He may have debuted in 2004 (even in "Marvel Time" he's had under a year's experience), but he's been through a lot, including a cosmic resurrection and saving the universe alongside Dr. Strange and the Fantastic Four, so I kind of like the idea of him leading other rookies. I STILL wonder if the bum bothered to tell his girlfriend in NY that he was alive. It takes a bit away from Gravity's "rookie hero unsure of himself" status quo, but that HAD to end at some point, otherwise he'd just be Spider-Man, acting like a clueless newb for over 40 years. Crusader regrets not acting sooner, but is inspired to fight on by Nick Fury, who unlike Bendis, Slott & Gage write as someone who has another mode besides "gritty a$$-hole". Jocasta returns to the Chandler residence and brings in Devil-Slayer to help the SKK finish off the rest of the Initiative moles. The idea of Jocasta and Devil-Slayer having an iconic pose may not appeal to everyone, but I'm a continuity buff who sometimes likes seeing the forgotten D and F Listers get a moment in the sun; Marvel's a big universe after all. The only quibble was that Jocasta was formerly in a little green andriod girl's form and no reason is given for why she is in her default body, even if it is a stronger design. Considering she last popped up during Disassembled, maybe we can blame Scarlet Witch?

While he is no Caselli, Tolibao's art is still impressive and I like it more than Uy's for fill-in work. It is a bit overly detailed, but it still works with rendering the action and sometimes complicated designs.

As usual, I enjoy this series. It always has a lot of high octane action, some biting one-liners and a treasure trove of characters to work with, as well as a sense of being connected to the MU and being faithful (at least moreso than many titles) to past history. Hopefully this does not change. Plus, this tie-in helps explain some of the Invasion events from outside NY state. Considering the Skrull infiltration, and the fact that the very architect for much of it was a Skrull himself, I am curious how this will effect the future of the 50 State Initiative, and whether this may be the title where a "Search for Hank Pym" is had. I don't trust Bendis with something like that, as he obviously loathes the character. But Slott & Gage? Sure thing. They'd make it work.

Oh, that 2-page SI ad with the kids? Very annoying. I know it was in every Marvel issue this week, but I thought I'd bring it up here. Advertising for an event within the very tie-in for it; redundancy, thy name is Marvel.

Final thought: "SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS" is, in fact, a real movie. Kudos to whichever of the two writers recalled it.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #42: It is good to have a Marvel book that has a high tense storyarc of it's own that has nothing to do with Skrulls of any sort. There're only so many green men that I can take. This issue wraps up the "Death of Captain America" storyline that has been running for over a year now. In that way, a lot of things happen and it hops around a bit, but the story isn't as final as some may have feared. Is Red Skull killed? Yes and no, and Brubaker wisely doesn't pretend overwise and lays out his cards on the final page. It is the scheme that is thwarted, as a new status quo is established, and James "Bucky" Barnes seems to get the girl and embrace his destiny. Hard to not be pleased with that.

Want more specific stuff? Fine. I suppose overall "enjoyed the issue" statements ARE boring as heck. New Cap has a showdown with Sin as she tries to commit her political assassinations to advance Skull's candidate to the Presidency. Buck thwarts her at every turn, even risking his life to protect a swarm of cops from her bazooka shot, earning the adoration of Washington D.C. as a result (as well as getting word about himself officially "out"). Falcon and Black Widow continue their raid of Skull's facilities to rescue Sharon Carter, who is strapped to the time platform that Zola had created from Dr. Doom's tech. Apparently the plan was to speed-grow Sharon's fetus to adulthood and transfer the Skull's consciousness there; something I predicted in some comics months ago, but dismissed as "disgusting". Ha, nothing is too low for Skull. In the end, it is Sharon herself who guns down Lukin, which is appropriate considering she has spent the majority of the past 42 issues as either a brainwashed victim or a damsel in distress. Ironically, Skull's Bond-Villain habit of automatically self-destructing his base at the slightest trouble ends up backfiring on him royally, which was interesting to watch. The Skull survives in a Zola-Created robot body, which made for a great visual. The Grand Director, who still believes he is Steve Rogers, escapes into the night (after gutting Zola, who is perpetually able to DL himself into a new robot body, like Ultron).

Black Widow convinces Senator Wright to resign so word of his connection to "domestic terror" remains hidden from the public before snuggling on the coach with the hero of the hour, New Cap. I am glad that the relationship between the pair is officially being explored rather than just endless "tension from the retconned past". Hey, Brubaker created that history, may as well exploit it to the fullest.

Epting and Ross are on art and as usual, it is looks lovely for both still panels and high octane action.

While this arc is over, there still are ramifications to it to explore, although Brubaker is giving it a bit of a rest according to solicts, which is a good idea. I can't wait to see his take on Batroc coming up, as well as other new opponents for New Cap. Hopefully, Brubaker is able to remain on the book past issue #50; I want this legendary run to last as long as possible. Bendis wrote DAREDEVIL for 55 issues (and has been on USM for 7 years and counting) and JMS stayed on ASM for about 6 years, after all. It is possible, right? Certainly Brubaker's CAPTAIN AMERICA can break that 5 year barrier too? It deserves to, especially since he obviously loves Bucky and it would be a shame to leave him too soon after establishing this new status quo. Even if Brubaker stays past his prime on the title, it will still likely be better than whoever else who would come aboard. Here's to 42 more issues!

Easily one of Marvel's best titles. I'm trying to think of a title that I feel is at least as good and all I can think of is NOVA.

FANTASTIC FOUR #560: While, much like CAPTAIN AMERICA, this title's run is a universe unto itself separated from SECRET INVASION (despite the Skrulls being Four enemies and Reed playing a big role in the story), Millar & Hitch's title isn't nearly as good. It had some schedule hiccups by missing July (I know, I know, shocking for a Hitch title to meet some delays), but more issues of this have shipped this year than I ever expected. FUTURESHOCK continues the 3rd part in the DEATH OF THE INVISIBLE WOMAN storyline, and I have to admit, Millar actually explained his continuity hiccups.

Basically, everyone is from 501 years in the future. The New Defenders all hail from that naturally apocalyptic future where the Earth is dying and all of the world's rich and political elite, because they are all evil (this is a Millar story after all; all rich people are evil. Although considering his movie success, Millar is likely nearing becoming a millionare himself; therefore, is he now evil himself, and would admit to it, or is he just a hycrocite like everyone else) have fled to New Earth and left everyone else to rot. Which does sound like something they would do at least until one of them figured they would need SOME workers in New Earth, unless Bill Gaites wants to wash his own dishes or something.

The New Defenders consist of Hulk's Son (not Skaar), Alex Ultron (or "Ultron 16.0", although Ultron technically stopped counting at "Ultron-19", but expecting Millar to spend a second on Wikipedia to find this out is probably asking too much), Natalie X ("the world's most poweful psychic", which means I guess all of the Grey clan are dead) and of course Hooded Man (Hulk Jr.'s Step-Father), and the father-daughter team of Lightwave and Psionics. The Galactus they are using as fuel for their machine is Future Galactus, who their world's heroes were able to beat, although basically sacrificising themselves in the process. Johnny and Dr. Doom are also to be used as fuel, although why they are needed if Galactus alone isn't sufficient is never quite ironed out beyond plot convenience. The New Defenders' big plan is to send everyone from 2509 into the past alongside with them, and give the Time Space Continuum a middle finger by not caring how that effects the time stream. Somewhere, Kang disapproves. Got to love how "Alex Ultron" looks more like Colossus than Ultron...no, I didn't either.

The rest of the Four are looking for Johnny, but they are quickly defeated by Tabitha, the Four's new nanny for Franklin and Val, who is actually Future Sue, somehow alive for 500 extra years. I mean, I would imagine Reed or Thing to be extremely long lived, but not Sue. Oh, well. With her centuries of extra experience, she beats the three of them with ease to escape in a stock Millar/Hitch splash. The only caveat is that you have to believe that a guy like Reed Richards who can build time machines during commercial breaks and can pull Galactus-armor out of his rectum wouldn't recognize an older version of his own wife. Of course, we have another issue or two to go before this story ends, so he may very well go "Aha!" and do what he does best.

Meanwhile, Thing's new girlfriend, Not Alicia...sorry, I mean Debra, apparently has a jealous ex who isn't taking being replaced by the Thing lying down. Maybe he'll shake a fist and scream, "GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN, MEATBALL!" at Ben in a splash page or something. Yeah, it still sucks that no one cares about THE THING and the stuff with Alicia anymore, and I'll ***** about it 'till my fingers fall off. Slott's story mattered, damn it!

Oh, and She-Hulk has decided to drop by, if for no other reason than because Hulk's son is with the villains. Millar can preach on about how he set it up in past issues, but c'mon, that's why Jen is there. At the very least, considering Jen was among the team's longest serving alternate members, it does make sense for her to show up and add things to Five every now and again. Apparently, Future Sue doesn't see any problem with simply leaving the heroes she doesn't want to screw with her plans unconscious on the floor, because heaven willing that has NEVER backfired on any villain ever, but whatever. This leaves Val and Franklin awake, although Franklin seemed to act more like a Millar Kid than himself.

Hitch's art is what it is. The detail is amazing and everyone's costume has a lot of leather and pouches, even Dr. Doom. The last page almost makes Future Sue look like she is trying not to fall in the tub rather than look dramatic while flying away, but no big. There are those who think it is lovely and others who feel that the leather fetish is just as predictable as spandex only with twice the pretentiousness. I think it is peachy, but I don't want to see it everywhere.

There is disturbing sales news, though. In June, Millar & Hitch's FF sold at 51k, which is about where the SI tie in mini debuted and that title is selling at 48k towards it's end. Millar's WOLVERINE run, which is also equally seperate from the core continuity, is selling much better. Basically, this just proves that the FF are officially a B-List property now and hardly any creative team is going to boost them far above the 48-50k mark for long. These are the numbers McDuffie was averaging after CW wound down. Sales for the book are down 12% from a year ago. Considering how key the Skrulls are to the FF, of all franchises to have a vital tie-in, the Four should have been considered. But, that is the road not traveled.

Speaking of not traveled, while I know that Marvel hates any marriage that wasn't formulated during Joe Q's tenure, I seriously doubt that Sue will be "dead" for long, considering that this is a time travel tale. They had a one-shot that undid it with time travel a year or so ago. Besides, death never stopped anyone from the X-Men, and they don't have Reed's uber science. He could just speed-grow a clone and DL Sue's psyche into it. I mean, didn't the Shi'ar revive Xavier that way once or twice, because he was Lilandra's boyfriend?

Overall, though, while McDuffie's run was fun, this one is more epic in scale and I am paying a lot more attention to the title. Despite the zeal to maybe end the marriage for a while, I do believe that Millar likes the Four and the story isn't quite as bleak or Facistly Liberal as most of Millar's stories, and therefore the imagination of things shines through a little better. Dr. Doom is still a useless pawn, though, and that continues to stink.

Coming up: IMMORTAL IRON FIST: ORSON RANDALL AND THE DEATH QUEEN OF CALIFORNIA, NEW AVENGERS #45, NEW WARRIORS #16 & NOVA #17 (which, to give some away, would be my BOOK OF THE WEEK, even despite CA rocking the house this week. It was awesome).
 
The cover to Blue Beetle deserves some kind of prestigious award. Like, the Nobel prize. So. Awesome.
 
"I find that the world looks beautiful in infrared. Every living thing becomes a shining light in the darkness."

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"Not the cold-blooded things".

I ****ing love Blue Beetle. If they cancel this book, I'm going to be so goddamn pissed.
 
Just curious, did anyone read the Wolverine: Roar one-shot? Was it good, i'm a sucker for Deodato's art,so i'm considering pickin it up.
 
The cover to Blue Beetle deserves some kind of prestigious award. Like, the Nobel prize. So. Awesome.

You're correct, it was awesome.

"I find that the world looks beautiful in infrared. Every living thing becomes a shining light in the darkness."

...

"Not the cold-blooded things".

I ****ing love Blue Beetle. If they cancel this book, I'm going to be so goddamn pissed.
I agree. Sturges is able to maintain the high quality character interaction and dialogue that Giffen and Jones started out. The lines with Mid-Nite were pretty good. I've always liked Dr. Mid-Nite even though I've read little about him; Daredevil gets all the rep for being a "handicapped superhero", but the good doctor predated him by a good 20+ years.

BLUE BEETLE's a great book.

Just curious, did anyone read the Wolverine: Roar one-shot? Was it good, i'm a sucker for Deodato's art,so i'm considering pickin it up.

I flipped through it, but it didn't grab me and the week was expensive enough. ;)
 
It seems like a lot of people liked the first issue. It even won me over. We were left a little surprised at Deadpool's willingness to help the Skrulls invade Earth. But then, since he's a little off in the head, it wasn't too much of a surprise. The question is, what will he do next. Another question is, are the Skrulls pulling one over on Deadpool or is it the other way around?

One of Deadpool's strongest assets is that he is unpredictable. That's what can help sell this comic. We do get a brief re-cap of his origin in the first few pages. I have to say I'm glad Daniel Way didn't go the cliche route and have it take up space in the first issue. From the cover we get the impression that the Skrulls will use Deadpool's strengths as a killing machine to further their invasion. That in itself is a scary thought. An army of Deadpools. Who could lead such an army? I'll let you take a guess.

I enjoyed seeing Deadpool in his new role. But how does this comic stack up? Will this Secret Invasion tie-in change the outcome of the war? Probably not. It's not essential reading as far as the main story goes but as far as being entertaining, it's pretty much a must have. Daniel Way continues to capture the essence of Deadpool's character. Paco Medina's art captures the mayhem perfectly. He has the right amount of detail mixed with the hilarity of Deadpool's world.

This volume is off to a good start. Again it's not essential reading but it was highly entertaining and that's what a comic should be. I had fun. I'm going to up my rating a bit from last month and give this issue an A.
 
Originally posted by Dread
I flipped through it, but it didn't grab me and the week was expensive enough.

^^I feel u dude, this week broke my wallet too, i may havta hold out for a few weeks till i can buy more comics. If only comics were $1.25 like wen i was younger. :yay:
 
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Captain America #42
"The Death of Captain America" concludes, and it is excellent. Everything gets wrapped up well, and loved the ending. I can't wait to read the new arc with Bucky fully into the Cap role.

Fantastic Four #560
The third part of "The Death of the Invisible Woman" explains a lot about what has happened so far and does a good job of building up the final issue. I'm guessing that the "death" of the Invisible Woman means the future Sue, and that Doom will become more involved (which is good). The art is great as usual, and I love the cover.
 
Man... I typically spend around $20 on comics in a week. This week I dropped $58 (including 4 issues I didn't get last week). Thank God next week is only looking to be about $6.

Okay, I'm not going into much detail because it's late and it was a lot of comics... but I'll do some of my favorates. Beware of Spoilers.

Deadpool 2 - Okay, the first issue bored me and I wasn't even planning on picking this issue up. I figured "what the heck, I'm already going broke" so I bought it anyway. And it's about 200% better than the first issue and in the end I gave a little "Yeah!" and nodded my head. I loved the way it played out and Deadpool's real role and the exicution of it. Turns out Deadpool's working for Nick Fury and he's been given the task of taking out the new wave of Super Skrulls. He does so by donating his healing factor and talking them into letting him train the new class. It turns he he makes them all like him, insane and unpredictable (in some fun ways may I add) and when the Skrulls realize that this class is self destructive and needs to be wasted, they end up killing most skrulls and superskrulls they come into contact with. Ol' Wade turned an entire crew of super skrulls against their own and it's a little Skrull Civil War. Just as Nick Fury wanted it. Brilliant! And I've turned into a big fan of Medina's art over the years so that's a big plus. My only question is... why is this the only marvel tie-in that doesn't have the Secret Invasion banner? I almost overlooked it due to that. Heh... and the Rob Liefield crack was priceless!

Black Panther 41 - Not a big Panther fan, but this arc was great. It even really made us feel for the main Skrull bad guy... something I don't think any other book has done during this event. I actually found myself sad when his end came. And it really made Black Panther, Storm, and all of Wakanda stand out for their ability to defend their home. Very well written by Aaron. It's probably at least in my top 3 tie-in's of Secret Invasion.

Avengers: The Initiative 17 - Dread did a perfectly fine review up above so I won't go into much here. I loved the story and the fill-in art was good. The way the skrulls took out Trauma was smart and the Shadow Initiative overall was great. I am ready to learn who Mutant X is, as it's starting to drag. Jean Grey seems too obvious, but Madelyne Prior is my main choice here. Though as Dread said, that's a lot of convoluted history to sort through to make that work. Though I have faith in Slott and Gage that it would come through just fine. And for the record... I'm not getting sick of Ant-Man one bit. I love my little Eric O'Grady.

Oh... and Awsome seeing Gravity again!

Nova 17 - Freakin' sweet! I haven't really been reading solicits lately, so seeing Darkhawk's name on the cover about made me orgasm. Then I got two more goodies on the inside that made the issue for me. First... and I doubt many know of this... but Doctor Necker shows up. Most may not remember her, but I've lately picked up and become a big fan of the "Death's Head II" comics that as it turns out Abnett and Lanning wrote back in the 90's. Doctor Necker is the one who created Death's Head II in a project called the "Minion Project"... which was referenced here. I loved that and was praying that in the end he would show up. Sadly, he doesn't... but I sure wasn't expected the original Quasar! That's a definate bonus as well. I have to say... this is probably my favorate Marvel title. It really is just phenominal.

She-Hulk 33 - Wasn't that impressed with last issue, but after reading Nova, then this follow up to it, it really helps. It's a nice issue that puts Super Skrull into character of how he's been of late... and I loved the final words of the comic. It's so Super Skrull that it isn't even funny. He tells She-Hulk to tell his daughter anything she wants about why he wasn't able to kill her... just as long as it's not that he loves her. Good stuff. And the multiple references to Skrull's son's death in Annihilation is a nice tie to that as well. These are great tie-in's to Cosmic Marvel at the moment, and when I do my binding thing I do, these will definately go into that volume.

New Avengers 45 - Decent tie-in covering Spider-Woman and Hank Pym during the House of M, but there's something else here that I liked, and the only reason I'm mentioning this issue. "Annihilation Day Plus 15". That's right, the ending talks about Annihilation. Mark it here boys and girls. September 24, 2008. Brian Michael Bendis uses continuity from a story that he had nothing to do with. Bendis respected continuity that wasn't his own!

Hulk 6 - A fun issue, but you're left with a lot of questions still. The big help that Tony brings to help Hulk take on Rulk is all for squat as they do nothing in the issue. Thor comes back and helps Hulk and that's about it. In the end we still don't learn who Rulk is, though we see it isn't Sampson... and that apparantly Ross knows about it and somehow created Rulk. So I guess in my mind that still leaves Quarterman as the only viable option. They say he's dead and found his burnt cloths. The madder Rulk gets the hotter he gets so he could have just burnt out of them in transformation. It makes sense to me. I'm hanging onto this book issue by issue. I'm not sold on it enough to say I'm picking it up regularly, but if it doesn't get better soon I may lose interest and drop it.

New Warriors 16 - Man... you know I love this series and I hope it keeps going on and on... but this whole distrust of Night Thrasher thing is starting to get old. Once again we see it here, but at least it's tame and doesn't take over the book. We see the death of 2 more team members in this issue... one of them (Ripcord... aka Stacey X) I don't care about, and the other (Skybolt... aka Redneck) is actually one of my favorate members of the team. I hated to see him die, but then Thrash starts talking time travel and hopes to save his brother... and in turn, both Skybolt and Ripcord... as well as Christine, who died a few issues in. In the end, after a raid that takes out a few of them, the main part of the team jumps time and they're on their way, though they land elsewhere than expected.

The comic's good and the art's nice too. I'm iffy these days when it comes to time travel so we'll see how this turns out. I'd like to see Duane come back, but right now I'm just hoping they can at least save Skybolt. He's one of the most interesting and visually appealing characters in the book and he'd be a big loss if he remains dead. I don't care about killing the fodder like Christine and Stacy (Stacy, Jubilee, and Angel all look too much alike anyway), but the people who are strong enough to hold their own needs to survive.

All in all a good issue though. It's solicited through issue 19 so far so there doesn't seem to be any plans of canceling it yet. Hopefully it can keep going and all will be well. I'm half expecting it to die at issue 25 with Duane's return, but we'll see.

Hey Dread, since you follow these things, where is this selling in the charts? How long do you expect it to last? I know you're a fan of the book so I assume you've put thought into it.
 
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Fantastic Four #560
Oh, Hitch. How I've missed your gratuitous 2-page spreads every 3 pages.

The issue starts off with the origins on the New Defenders. They're from the future. The Hulk with them isn't our good ol' Professor Hulk (damn), but a future son of Bruce's. Anyway, you remember that big cataclysm other scientists predicted in the previous storyline? You know, the whole reason they're building a spare Earth? You know, the McGuffin. Yeah, well, it turns out Reed stops the Earth from coming to an end. Yay. However, 500 years later, the Earth comes to an end anyway, and the rich & powerful all disappear overnight (possibly to the spare Earth). The remaining people on Earth are all starving and freezing to death, with only 100+ superheroes left to try to make things right.

That's when Dr. Banner Jr. comes in, with his bright idea to go back in time. Does he intend to go back in time to save the world? Hell no. He wants to send all of the dieing people of the future back 500 years to live in the past. Because, you know, screw causality, time paradoxes, and the fact that their icky future diseases could wipe out all humans living in the present. Oh, and let's not forget the lovely fact that by distracting Reed Richards, they'll likely stop him from finding a way to stop the world from ending in the early 21st century, leaving them in the exact same mess they were in before.

God, I love time traveling idiots.

Oh, and we found out who the new nanny is. I thought she'd be Val from the future, since she knew Val's secret and instantly gained her trust. I was wrong. She's Future Sue, come to kick the asses of everyone who gets in her way. Why? Because she's the ring leader of the New Defenders. Doom is not going to be happy when he sees her. I also expect Johnny to be unbelievably confused.

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She-Hulk #33
...in which we finally get to Jazinda's secret origins.

As we've established before, She-Hulk's new Skrully best friend, Jazinda, is (a) immortal, (b) considered a traitor to her people and being hunted down by her own father, and (c) is the daughter of the original Super-Skrull. In this issue, Super-Skrull explains to She-Hulk (and us, the readers) why Jazinda is immortal and on the run.

Jaz was a Skrull government agent, sent to a Kree planet to steal some sort of powerful artifact for her beloved empire. When the Kree guards at the facility she broke into threatened to shoot her down and take back the artifact, she swallowed it so the Kree wouldn't get it back from her without a fight. Or at least a bowel movement, assuming Skrulls have those. Anyway, that artifact is now stuck inside of Jazinda, and it's the thing that keeps her alive. So why is this patriot of the Skrull Empire being hunted down by her own people? Because in order for her superiors to extract the artifact from her body, Jaz would have to die. So... f*** that. She ran.

She-Hulk learns most of this while fighting Super-Skrull, while Jaz is busy fighting off the Talisman dude. Both fights come together, with Nogor the Talisman telling Super-Skrull (yes, I know his name is Kl'rt, but you have no idea how much I hate names with apostrophes in place of actual vowels) to cap his daughter so they can extract the artifact from her before she resurrects. Super-Skrull shoots her, but thanks to some psychological coaxing from Shulkie, Super-Skrull decides to let her live (you know, after she resurrects), knocks out the Talisman himself, and disappears after telling Shulkie that the Talisman is under his custody.

You know, I like the penciler in this book, but the current colorist needs to turn it down a notch. It's like everyone is living in the technicolor land of Oz, with bright spotlights 2 feet in front of them (and a bit to their left) at all times. The colors are so saturated sometimes that it actually gets hard to tell whether She-Hulk is in her normal or green form. And everyone has this eerie glow, like the colorist uses soft-edge brushes for everything. It's really a little distracting.

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X-Men Legacy #216
For a change of pace, Charles spends this issue flashing back to several key moments in his life. Wait...

I'm going to let the fact that Emma dominated Charles in his own mind slide for now. God knows this whole thing started with Exodus doing the exact same thing. However, if Emma mentally roughs up one more telepath out of her league (yes, I still remember her winning the fight against Rachel), I'm going down to Marvel's offices in New York and busting some skulls.

In this issue, Emma, Scott, and Charles take a trip down memory lane, where Emma has Charles relive some of his toughest decisions. Eventually, we get to the part where Charles first makes a decision about rescuing his team from Krakoa. The whole point of this, of course, was for Emma to (1) make Charles confront the things he should feel guilty for rather than ignore them and escape guilty, and (2) tell him to get the hell over it. As she says toward the end of the book, "...you make the choice, and then you live with the consequences. Just like we all have to do." In a way, I think that line speaks a lot about Emma, as she's committed much worse crimes herself, with intended malice and selfish reasons that make Charles look like a saint. But this wasn't addressed, so whatever.

The issue ends with Emma showing Charles one last lost memory of his: Moira's death. Emma also lets us in on something about Charles' mind. His memories aren't all gone. They're just shattered, misplaced, and suppressed. Potentially, Chuck's mind could all come back in one piece. Also, for a man who claims to no longer feel an emotional attachment to his memories, he sure does have a lot of regrets he doesn't like seeing.

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The Immortal Iron Fist: Orson Randall and the Death Queen of California
It's official. I approve of new writer Duane Swierczynski.

The story starts off with a classic film-noir opening. It's 1928, and Orson Randall (the previous Iron Fist) is at a diner in Hollywood, waiting to meet a friend who's looking for his kidnapped daughter. Orson's friend doesn't show up, but we're soon treated to a dangerous & beautiful woman walking into the room while Orson's internal monologue says "And that's when she walked in. She knew exactly who she was looking for. And exactly what she wanted."

What happens next is a story of murder, dirty movie executives, and a journey into the world of the occult. Oh yes, and a gaggle of nymphos. And when I say nymphos, I mean Orson gets so lucky at the end of this story that it persists for about a year of his life. My god, what a fun one-shot.

Of course, if this one-shot is anything like the Green Mist of Death, it's going to tie in to the main title at some point in the future. In the case of Green Mist, it turns out the story explained who the Prince of Orphans was. I can only hope we get to see more of this Death Queen develop in the future, although it shouldn't be forced. In fact, if they can find a way to tie it in to the 8th city subplot, I'd be a happy clam.

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Runaways #2
Runaway! Runaway! Run children! Run for your life!

Don't look at me like that. You have no idea how hard it was for me to resist using the lyrics to Gnarls Barkley's "Run" in this review.

Right, so as you might remember, a group of alien soldiers from Karolina's race's home planet of Majesdane came to Earth to kill her. As soon as they busted through the door, however, Nico used a spell that was similar but clearly distinct from a teleportation spell to get of all but one of them. The one left behind becomes their prisoner, and the kids interrogate him to find out why they want Karolina dead. It turns out Karolina is responsible for the destruction of Majesdane.

Well, to be more precise, Karolina is a political scapegoat. The Skrulls launched an attack that utterly destroyed the planet of Majesdane, and the only reason they knew where to find the planet was because Karolina's dad has previously told them the planet's coordinates. So nevermind the fact that Karolina tried to prevent a Skrull/Majesdane war with her political marriage. Nevermind the fact that the Skrull Empire knowing where to find the planet was less responsible for its destruction than the fact that Majesdane's government failed miserably on a diplomatic level. Karolina is the daughter of the man who told the Skrulls where to find the planet so they could destroy it after said planet failed to defend itself on multiple levels. She has to die.

This storyline is some bull****.
 
I agree. Sturges is able to maintain the high quality character interaction and dialogue that Giffen and Jones started out. The lines with Mid-Nite were pretty good. I've always liked Dr. Mid-Nite even though I've read little about him; Daredevil gets all the rep for being a "handicapped superhero", but the good doctor predated him by a good 20+ years.

The new(est) Doctor Mid-Nite* (Pieter Anton Cross) is another example of a 90s character that fits perfectly into what I love about the DCU - he plays such a staple role in the Universe being the resident medical expert (with his different vision abilities he's actually a Doctor first and a Superhero secondly).

He's the kind of character that will never be able to hold a solo series (although Matt Wagner's miniseries is great) but he plays such a vital role in building a cohesive working universe that the DCU is a more well rounded place with him in it.

I'm excited about reading him in Blue Beetle.


*Although there is nothing wrong with the original Doctor - Starman alone makes him wonderful.
 
Future Sue, somehow alive for 500 extra years. I mean, I would imagine Reed or Thing to be extremely long lived, but not Sue.
Given technological advances, the idea that a privileged human life expectancy is that long doesn't surprise me.
 
Given technological advances, the idea that a privileged human life expectancy is that long doesn't surprise me.

Cases in point:


Nick Fury

Age: About 90.
Looks: About 40.

Black Widow

Age: About 75.
Looks: 25-30.

Marvel is full of characters using infinite formulas and stuff keeping them alive; it'd only make sense that eventually all the heroes would get their hands on it.
 
Why is there only one Nova review!?! I demand more people here read and review Nova! :cmad:
 
Why is there only one Nova review!?! I demand more people here read and review Nova! :cmad:

My review:

quasar.jpg

:wow:

But then he's probably a Skrull.
 
He's the combination of the Xandarian Worldmind and that super secret weapon, right?
 
What will the chacter's return mean to
Phyla?
 
^^I feel u dude, this week broke my wallet too, i may havta hold out for a few weeks till i can buy more comics. If only comics were $1.25 like wen i was younger. :yay:

Indeed. Heck, I'd settle for $2.50 again. That was only a few years ago.

The new(est) Doctor Mid-Nite* (Pieter Anton Cross) is another example of a 90s character that fits perfectly into what I love about the DCU - he plays such a staple role in the Universe being the resident medical expert (with his different vision abilities he's actually a Doctor first and a Superhero secondly).

He's the kind of character that will never be able to hold a solo series (although Matt Wagner's miniseries is great) but he plays such a vital role in building a cohesive working universe that the DCU is a more well rounded place with him in it.

I'm excited about reading him in Blue Beetle.


*Although there is nothing wrong with the original Doctor - Starman alone makes him wonderful.

Yeah, Doctor Mid-Nite is cool.

Given technological advances, the idea that a privileged human life expectancy is that long doesn't surprise me.

As well as considering that she was Mr. Fantastic's wife and he'd likely invent some technology to keep her alive. It still wasn't something I expected.

Why is there only one Nova review!?! I demand more people here read and review Nova! :cmad:

Oh, don't worry, I'll have one coming up. :up:
 
Glen is dead, his brother is Brian Talbot is called Grey he was part of Gamma Corps during WWH.
 
I mean, I would imagine Reed or Thing to be extremely long lived, but not Sue.

I can't see Reed living 500 years and not finding a way for Sue to last.


Oh, well. With her centuries of extra experience, she beats the three of them with ease to escape in a stock Millar/Hitch splash. The only caveat is that you have to believe that a guy like Reed Richards who can build time machines during commercial breaks and can pull Galactus-armor out of his rectum wouldn't recognize an older version of his own wife.

See, this I find strangely in-character.
 

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