Dread
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Incredible Herc 122 was... well... INCREDIBLE. Hilarious and full of tons of action -- Herc and Namor fighting, Herc and amazons fighting, Namora and Amazons fighting, explosions, gorgons, and purple blood. This is seriously among the best books out right now. READ IT!
I've heard a lot of good things about INCREDIBLE HERC, but at this point I am about a year behind, and back issue/trade hunting usually puts me off. That, and I absolutely can't stand that Cho kid. He's too arrogant and smug for me.
Thor could've deflected it into space. Also, I don't think any Skrull magic (which shouldn't really exist in the first place, given what we've been told of Skrull society before) should be able to mess with enchantments Odin himself put on the hammer. The problem with f***ing up Stormbreaker is that it's literally equal to Mjolnir, so there's an implication there that the Skrulls could've easily subverted even Mjolnir's enchantments, which is something Thor fans tend to take issue with (as the outcry over Rulk's ******ed zero-G thing shows).
As for the costume, I'm not shocked, I just think the Omega Flight costume was a lot better. Simonson took Thor's costume and introduced a few new design flourishes for Bill's original costume, and it shows. It's extremely derivative. The Omega Flight costume is still derivative, but it at least takes things a bit further and gives Bill his own color scheme and a more interesting visual. The original costume says "sci-fi Thor." The OF costume says that Bill's his own character more.
That's true, the Skrulls really shouldn't have access to magic; the only Skrulls that were mages were shunted off and eventually became the Dire Wraiths. The problem is that Bendis didn't care about all that and introduced the idea of Verenke rising to power from her place of exile after the Annihilation Wave and that the Skrulls, via retcon, had done DNA experiments on Dr. Strange back during the 70's, that SOMEHOW allowed them new access to magic (at least to block it's effects). It makes zero sense, but it was there as the basis for the event, so some of the spin-off's played with it. Skrulls did the magic mojo in CAPTAIN BRITAIN and it worked fine; granted, that was also written better overall.
For all we know, the Skrull gods that showed up in Incredible Hercules were involved in breaking up Stormbreaker. They're dead now, so, they can't do it again.
The power levels of the Skrulls have always been a problem with this event. They wax and wane from impossible levels of bull**** plot convenience to annoyingly easy to defeat in a few Royal Rumble like splash pages (you're not much of a "Super Skrull" if Wolverine or Luke Cage can defeat you with a single attack, sorry). Their planning ranges from Batman Prep-Time level Plot-Hole Omnipotence to ******ed Slack Jaw villain level (they plan an entire invasion for years, but fail to kill the one guy who really matters, Reed Richards, despite having plenty of chances, or recall 3-D Man from the 50's). Bendis bares the brunt of the blame for this as it is HIS story, but apparently other writers have played in that sandbox, too.
RE: Thor Girl
Maybe the real Thor Girl was killed by KIA, and a Skrull took advantage of that? I always thought it was kind of fishy that: a) Thor Girl survived having her skin burned off, and b) that a story designed to thin out the ranks didn't really result a huge bodycount.
I thought it was silly that KIA could even manage to hurt Tarene in the first place. She's a cosmic messiah. My guess is that the real Tarene took off into space when Asgard fell and is still out there somewhere. The Skrulls noticed her absence (since they seem to have a penchant for sniffing out second-stringers to impersonate) and figured if she's not gonna use her identity on Earth, they might as well.
I kind of don't care anymore. I've been dicked around with Tarene so much in A:TI that I don't really give a s*** whether she's alive or dead or ever going to see Thor again. Slott and Gage broke me.
It is possible that the real Thor-Girl was killed by KIA, but that would be up to Slott or Gage to showcase in a future story. KIA was empowered by cosmic space weapons so who knows how potent those energy blasts were. It would make more sense for her to still be in space somewhere to return at a future date, if at all. And someone's bitter about her.
Hey, if JMS cared about these sorts of things, her place would be on THOR. But that would involve a little complication to his "TV style plot summary" for the relaunch. The dynamic is Thor living on Earth with his people interacting with local hicks. Add aliens to the mix and, gasp, stuff gets complicated. JMS doesn't do complicated. He does dragging out a 4 issue story to 12 and adding flourishes to give the illusion of complication.
Thor accepting Loki back at all was Plot Convenient Stupidity defying all logic. If there was ANY Asgardian Thor should go out of his way to kill or keep trapped, it was Loki. Balder blindly listening to Loki is just Outright Gullibility, nearly worthy of Goku from DBZ. Now I understand that franchise villains always squeeze back onto the scene in this way (The Joker being the poster child for it; seriously, if there was anyone Batman should allow Kal to send to the Phantom Zone, it's him), but it hasn't been handled especially well. JMS should have had Loki be revived by outside means and living and plotting outside New Asgard; maybe masquarading as a "random Asgardian" that no one knows about or can mystically sense. That would have worked better than Thor just stubbornly allowing his mortal enemy to live with him based on flimsy story, and Balder to be completely naive.
It's like if Superman built New Krypton in Metropolis and allowed Lex Luthor to live inside. It'd be ****ing stupid.
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