Britney Spears, Back In Control!

[amazingfantasy15]

I just wish her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton would OD or get in a horrible car wreck already so we'd just have to endure the month long Us Weekly, People mourning/funeral process and then finally be rid of them.

 

[Excel]

she should have saved "stronger" for whenever she needed a comeback song. the theme is perfect, and its the kind of song that could do well at pretty much any time.

 

[Excel]

p.s. why do they always say "leaving the kid at home"??

she has joint custody with kfed which means he gets a lot...she seems to go out 1-2 nights a week; probably the ones their with him.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Fired by Clarkson, Hired by Britney!

"After months and months without any formal guidance, Britney Spears has finally hired a manager!

The former pop star had a very public rift with her former manager, Larry Rudolph, whom she “blamed” for “forcing” her into rehab, which she feels she never needed. Britney fired Larry earlier this year.

Spears’ new manager is The Firm’s Jeff Kwatinez, Kelly Clarkson’s old manager - before she fired him a few months ago.

As Jeff knows very well first-hand, you can’t force a client to do anything. You can merely suggest, tell, encourage, prod."





to go with this article, perezhilton.com supplied a picture that i could only describe as "perfect"...

ADUR!!! her career and reputation are ruined...she'll probably end up firing this guy also. that would make both Britney and Jeff repeat offenders. Brit for firing 2 managers and Jeff for being fired by 2 stars.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Damn you DorkyFresh! I was gonna post this!

 

[DorkyFresh]

Damn you DorkyFresh! I was gonna post this!

eh...doesn't matter. no one's really posting here anymore. i guess people are getting tired of Britney act a fool..but i can't help it. i love seeing her downfall...



Britney Scratches Car While Parking

"Britney Spears pulled off a smash and dash in broad daylight yesterday -- bolting after she slammed into a frickin' parked car! Hit me baby one more time!

As the Britster was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store on Monday, she banged her Mercedes into a parked station wagon in a botched attempt at parking. After scraping up her wheels in the crash, Brit screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" Well, there's no denying it now!

Not once seen checking out the other vehicle, a micro-dressed Brit popped a ladylike squat in front of her Mercedes to inspect the damage, giving a few photogs another view of her hoo-hoo-dilly. Will she never learn?

Brit then walked right past the scraped up wagon next to her, and left without leaving a note for the owner.

UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Miss Spears has not contacted the owner of the station wagon. Damage to the other car was minor. TMZ spoke to the owner of the vehicle, who said that she hopes the former Mrs. Federline will do the right thing."

some pix...

and here's the video...
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1134197980

...to add insult to injury, after she parks the car she opens the door and the door hits the car she just scratched. she checks out the scratch, says it's not bad, then casually walks past the other car without stopping to check out what she did to it. ULTIMATE SELFISHNESS!!!

 

[Kritish]

Someone put down that poor dog.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Britney Spears’ Story Is Yet To Be Told

According to the Post Chronicle, Britney Spears was set to do an interview with Allure Magazine to defend herself against rumors and tell the world she’s ready for her big comeback. Britney, however, just walked off the set, very similarly to the episode with OK! Magazine.

Linda Wells, Allure Magazine’s Editor in Chief, explained:

"I thought we could present the profile as her comeback. Perhaps Britney’s story would be redemptive, like those of Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore and Mariah Carey before her."

Not only did Brit take photos from the interview and just walk off, she’s also missed 4 scheduled interviews with writer Judith Newman. Her ‘comeback’ story has yet to be told.Allure decided to title what they did have; “Britney Spears: Tells Us Nothing and Everything”.

 

[blind_fury]

this is how to lose your mind, brit.



watch and learn. lolz.

 

[blind_fury]

:heart:

 

[blind_fury]

all anarchy needs is a pretty face.

 

[DorkyFresh]

oh lord....

hope that's not true...








...but then again i kinda do, haha

 

[Dr Lee]

The big problem i have with that headline is that those kinda gossip w*nkers deliberately make things sound as bad as they can, They can go as far as making ***** up. So how true is that 'story'

I'm most certainly not making an excuse here, If it is true then those kids need to be removed from her care , i'm just saying we can't always trust the print press

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

She's attempting to make another music video according to tmz.

 

[DorkyFresh]

She's attempting to make another music video according to tmz.

i already posted several pictures of the shoot somewhere in this thread. anywho, here's the story about that Us Weekly cover...

Britney Spears is on a tramp-age!

The latest man to fall into the hard-partying pop star’s orbit is Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student who tells Us Weekly the exclusive details of his twisted night with Spears in the latest issue.

In just five hours, Encinias went from being an extra in her latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the single mom of two in a rooftop pool at L.A’s Standard Downtown hotel.

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. “And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

She's gonna end up like Anna Nicole.

 

[Excel]

Haha, thats pretty funny. I dont see whats so bad about that...people do **** all the time only it involved sex; not just hooking up.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Haha, thats pretty funny. I dont see whats so bad about that...people do **** all the time only it involved sex;

yeah but most people do it BEFORE they become parents. either way i would be ashamed if my mom were like Brit. i'd be steaming if i ever found out my mom jumped into a hot-tub while topless and made out with a guy that doesn't even matter to her. she's not doing anything EXTREMELY wrong but she's certainly not taking on the responsibility of being a mother very seriously.

btw....who the hell wears sunglasses at night?

 

[KenK]

this is how to lose your mind, brit.



watch and learn. lolz.

And the sad thing is, she's got such a nice body (especially the rack). Why are you wasting your time being a total spaz on YouTube?!?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Leaving a club last night.

 

[Dr Lee]

that looks fake.

 

[DorkyFresh]

those dots are fake...the skank is real

 

[Shuley]

I can't stand this chick.

 

[DorkyFresh]

I can't stand this chick.

i can't either. the odd thing is that i pay more attention to her NOW than i ever did when she was making "music".

 

[Victarion]

Those poor children...they're all that's worth saving here.