Burger King Releases Body Spray

[Alex The Great]

Now I want KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Subway body sprays.

Why stop at smelling like a hamburger?

Musclesforsupes will love this

 

[Troy_Parker]

I'm a girl.

You're not the only one that's done that mistake. Been a while since someone has. Now you know...

I Ur...Meant "Good Sir-ess" t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Our country is in a financially epic crisis, and yet we're still finding ways to be the most trivial, base and shallow humans on the face of the earth. We have to smell like a food that is both poisoning and fattening.

Your voice on a superhero message board is so resounding. I know you'll make a difference.

 

[knowsbleed]

I regret going on the site for that reason alone. He already creeps me out & look what he did now. It's forever burned in my mind now.

translation = *printscreen*

 

[Captain Planet!]

I want.

 

[kane9321]

i saw the king...in that creepy fireplace pose .....oh god oh god

 

[SapphirePrima]

So that really smells like a burger or something or is it a joke?

 

[Troy_Parker]

No its real

 

[Alex The Great]

The naked Burger King Mascot Disturbs me so

 

[pyromaniac]

Our country is in a financially epic crisis, and yet we're still finding ways to be the most trivial, base and shallow humans on the face of the earth. We have to smell like a food that is both poisoning and fattening.

It has a few - few being the operative word- good qualities, but a country like America that loots, tramples over old and pregnant ladies in sales, likes reckless and absurd car chases, and is very nearly a caricature of caricature of mass consumerism, business acumen and image industry... Yeah, I'm not really surprised.

 

[terry78]

It has a few - few being the operative word- good qualities, but a country like America that loots, tramples over old and pregnant ladies in sales, likes reckless and absurd car chases, and is very nearly a caricature of caricature of mass consumerism, business acumen and image industry... Yeah, I'm not really surprised.

Hey man, America has been the pimp of the world for decades, and you know it. Men want to be us, women want to be with us. Don't hate.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

I would think this is a horriable Idea. I can't believe you guys want this stuff? I sure wouldn't want to smell like a Hamburg. Not unless I will be Makeing out in less than an hour with some Smokeing hot babe. I wouldn't want to be smelling like any kind of food other than Choloate.