Burger King Releases Body Spray

[Anti-Moderator]

So now you don't have to work a double shift at Burger King to smell like you did.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Now if they would just release French Fried Lipstick and Coke-Cola Shampoo...

 

[Majic Walrus]

This is officially my last minute gift idea for the rest of time.

 

[Immortalfire]

This will sure fly off the shelves.

 

[CashforStash]

Wtf has this world came to?

 

[Carcharodon]

I hate this species.

No, jman...you hate this kind. The term "species" was coined by spiteful atheists trying to disprove the existence of God.

Get it right.

 

[terry78]

For all those people that are chubby chasers, you now have an aroma that will attract them like wildfire. You'll be knee deep in dimpled ass.

 

[Shemtov]

i DAMAND pizza Hut comes out with pizza colonge.

 

[rizzo51]

why would someone want to smell like a burger? .. I just don't get it... I mean, I suppose its not to far fetched seeing as everytime i get body sprays they are some kind of fruit smell, strawberry, melon, peach.. but.. burger?

 

[lou2099]

Our country is in a financially epic crisis, and yet we're still finding ways to be the most trivial, base and shallow humans on the face of the earth. We have to smell like a food that is both poisoning and fattening.

 

[terry78]

I won't lie, if a girl smelled like a whopper I would get a *****. You smell like fast food AND you have ****? Man, I am gonna tear you up.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

I won't lie, if a girl smelled like a whopper I would get a *****. You smell like fast food AND you have ****? Man, I am gonna tear you up.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I won't lie, if a girl smelled like a whopper I would get a *****. You smell like fast food AND you have ****? Man, I am gonna tear you up.

anyone who eats enough fast food will end up with ****.

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[The Senator]

No, jman...you hate this kind. The term "species" was coined by spiteful atheists trying to disprove the existence of God.

Get it right.

I literally laughed-out-loud.

 

[The Senator]

anyone who eats enough fast food will end up with ****.

Tell me about it. I basically lived off of fast food for one semester and almost hit 200 lbs. Not fun.

 

[Mee]

Beef, not just what's for dinner, anymore.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Whoever wears this spray, deserves to get attacked by a pack of hungry dogs.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Whoever wears this spray, desereves to get attacked by a pack of hungry dogs.

 

[strikezone89]

I want it

 

[Troy_Parker]

I Just LMAO'd So Hard, Thank You Good Sir t:

 

[Alex The Great]

Wow

For all those people that are chubby chasers, you now have an aroma that will attract them like wildfire. You'll be knee deep in dimpled ass.

:shudders:

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I Just LMAO'd So Hard, Thank You Good Sir t:

I'm a girl.

You're not the only one that's done that mistake. Been a while since someone has. Now you know...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Now I want KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Subway body sprays.

Why stop at smelling like a hamburger?

 

[tzarinna]

A bunch of stoners work at BK's advertisement department. Look at there past commercials.

If I wasn't convinced before, I am now.