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Can anyone explain this?

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All right, I was sitting on my back porch, listening to the freeway and kinda zoning out.

I notice this jet in the distance, miles past the line of houses and trees at the other side of the freeway. It was near (what would serve as) the horizon, and looked to be going straight up, so I assumed it had just taken off.

The jet's exhaust stream became higher and higher over the passing minutes. Then I started thinking I saw the stream tilting. At first I guessed this must be an illusion from sleepiness, but no, it quite clearly was tilting at a steady pace.

It had tilted maybe 50-60 degrees by the time I went inside. But the weird thing was... the jet was always at the top end of the stream. The stream stayed roughly straight and never broke, but only widened from natural dissipation and wind.

How was that even possible?
 
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Contrails!

Dem guvments gonna moider us with vapers and ****!
 
I was curious as to the scientific explanation.
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The contours are rips in the illusory cloaks of the reptilians' bioengineered dragons. They have been at war with the sasquatches, and you just got a look at it.
 
I was curious as to the scientific explanation.

Scientific explanation?!!? Aint No one got time for that. :cmad:

Get with the times. Just go watch that History Channel. They'll Show yah how it is!1
 
I don't know how to tell you this, but I suspect it was Shia Labeouf.
 

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