Can Anyone Help Me Out?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For a long time now, practically my whole LIFE () I've noticed this gross brown stuff coming out from behind me.
I hate the smell of it and so do girls, but it just keeps appearing there.
What should I do?
Or will anyone clean it up for me, 'cause it's annoying and I don't want to touch it!

If I PM you my address, and anyone would be willing to come over and fix this situation for me, that'd be awesome.

 

[PhotoJones]

It's food. You should eat it. And then grin.

 

[Carcharodon]

It's cancer.

 

[ico]

Kill yourself, end your pain.

 

[raybia]

 

[black_dust]

Block the first hole, and the 2nd hole will soon stop producing.*





*Death may ensue

 

[Ice-man]

stop eating, there problem fixed.

 

[Mee]

You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

 

[BRUTAL]

You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

Yeah but Wil's not Catholic so...

Here Wil:

 

[Mee]

Apples don't poop.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Mmm...Taro Gomi is one of my favorite writer's but I've yet to read that.
I'll have to check it out.
Thanks.

 

[Speedball]

Eat it, you might become a Superhero.

 

[Strange]

Try some of this

 

[BRUTAL]

Apples don't poop.

Don't be so naive... of course apples don't poop!

Trees poop though... that's what apples are...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Eat it, you might become a Superhero.

Well that's why I need someone to come over and clean it up FOR me, 'cause I don't wanna have to reach all the way back there! It's awkward.
I'm trying to finish the new Paper Mario and Judge Judy's coming on later.

 

[ico]

Well that's why I need someone to come over and clean it up FOR me, 'cause I don't wanna have to reach all the way back there! It's awkward.
I'm trying to finish the new Paper Mario and Judge Judy's coming on later.

I'll clean it up for ya.

 

[JP]

I love how one black man turns 'In before the lock' into 'In B4 Da lock!'.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll clean it up for ya.

Bring some food and some new clothes for me too. Thx!

 

[Mee]

Don't be so naive... of course apples don't poop!

Trees poop though... that's what apples are...

It's not true precious...lies...

 

[raybia]

Don't be so naive... of course apples don't poop!

Trees poop though... that's what apples are...

I just ate one...

 

[BRUTAL]

It's not true precious...lies...

Mee enjoys applesauce... ew...

 

[Mee]

I also like apple juice.


Don't judge me.

 

[raybia]

I also like apple juice.


Don't judge me.

I like apple cider. what does that make me?

 

[BRUTAL]

I like apple cider. what does that make me?

... pervert.

 

[Mee]

I like apple cider. what does that make me?

That's just going too far.