Candy Canes

[dpm07]

I prefer a more traditional candy cane based on a taste that is reminiscent of a minty flavor.

 

[Captain_Obvious]

cute lil candy cane

 

[Captain_Obvious]

Satan has holidays...like Halloween and the 4th of July

 

[Coongregator]

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit' no bump *****z
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head get bumped
Get bumped, Candy Canes, go head

 

[Slipknot]

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[Gamma Ray]

Classic mint. What the hell does this crap have to do with the birth of jesus anyway?

 

[Outsiderzedge]

After further contemplation, I still prefer classic mint.

 

[hulkamania85]

M and M things, as M and M's kick ass.

 

[Coongregator]

M and M things, as M and M's kick ass.

Do you also enjoy the imitation M&M things? The ones with the weird after taste?

 

[Winter Spleen]

I like the "fruity" multi-colored ones.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

One time a boyfriend of mine sharpened a candy cane for a long time until it was as sharp as a needle. He showed it to me, all proud, and I bit it off. God, he was pouty after that

 

[Coongregator]

One time a boyfriend of mine sharpened a candy cane for a long time until it was as sharp as a needle. He showed it to me, all proud, and I bit it off. God, he was pouty after that

Lol, that is evil. I would have made another one and stabbed you out of rage!

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

You're very lucky with the approach of Christmas and even...Halloween(for some weirdos).

 

[Coongregator]

What you gon’ do with all that bumps?
All that bumps inside your thread?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you bumped,
Get you bumped up on page one.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely Candy bumps!

 

[Bat Attack]

I LOVE candy canes. I eat boxes of them at Christmastime.

 

[Kritish]

It's a bit earily to be talking about a christmas candy.

 

[Coongregator]

It's never too early to talk about our Lord's b-day bash.

 

[Coongregator]

Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore

 

[deemar325]

Classic mint

 

[BannanaMan]

mint, the rest are bastardizations of Ben Affleck

 

[Leto Atrides]

World's most unnecessary bump.

 

[Tsunulia]

Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To bump you on your birthday anymore

Why did any one dig this thread out of storage? Why are we singin a bump version of 'No Hard Feelings' by the Blood Hound Gang? (though I do like their music)

WHY?!!!!! ................................oh and blueberry kind.........or the starburstkind............ or jollyrancher kind..................if none of those then minty will do

 

[Coongregator]

I didn't dig it out of storage. Clearly it still is a relevant issue and must continue to be discussed. If we forget about candy canes we forget about what made us smile as children. We forget about what Santos gave us after we sat on his lap and told him of our most special desires. We forget that for those brief years we enjoyed our lives. So forgive me, Tsunulia, for trying to bring a little joy to the Hype.

Starburst kind, eh? I don't believe I've tried those.

 

[SuperFerret]

I didn't dig it out of storage. Clearly it still is a relevant issue and must continue to be discussed. If we forget about candy canes we forget about what made us smile as children. We forget about what Santos gave us after we sat on his lap and told him of our most special desires. We forget that for those brief years we enjoyed our lives. So forgive me, Tsunulia, for trying to bring a little joy to the Hype.

Starburst kind, eh? I don't believe I've tried those.

I don't know about anyone else, but I know I've never sat on a Hispanic man's lap and told him my most special desires.


I'm so ashamed of that joke.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I don't know about anyone else, but I know I've never sat on a Hispanic man's lap and told him my most special desires.

I have, but that's another story altogether.