Casino Royale: Caption This Thread

[The Punisher]

It's a bit early but we have alot of pics to start it. It's a fun thread and alot of forums have them. Simply posts pics of the actors, crew, or anything else that has to do with this movie and write a caption about it. Let's keep the jokes nice and not over do it. It's for fun so let's keep them humorous. I'll go:



People watching scene: James Bond isn't blond! This is wrong!

007: Roger Moore was blond, do i have to pull a gun to make you understand!



007: i'm so good with a gun i don't need practice. *shoots*

Crew member: Son of a b****! I've been shot!

007: ........*runs away*



*smells air* 007: NACHOS!!


And there'll be plenty more to come. for now those will start the thread. Post your captions and we'll continue from there. Enjoy and whose next?

 

[Kevin Roegele]

"Everyone back to mine, I've got a jacuzzi!"

 

[-WildCard-]

"Why do i feel like im on the set of Jurassic Park IV"

or

"Thank God this gun turns into a washer and dryer"

 

[Masut]

Daniel Craig: " ... but what are *you* doing here? You'll confuse the audience!"

Dame Judi Dench: "Quiet! I do what I like boy! Didn't you take the hint from the previous thrashing I gave you?!"

 

[The Punisher]

Daniel Craig: " ... but what are *you* doing here? You'll confuse the audience!"

Dame Judi Dench: "Quiet! I do what I like boy! Didn't you take the hint from the previous thrashing I gave you?!"

LOL

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Now here's the weirdest I've ever made!!! :

Bond : DON'T MOVE BASTARD!!!

Bond : Calm down, it's just me...

Bond : Damn! I was about to kill myself!!!

 

[Gold Samurai]

some good photoshopping skills can make it look like he's checking out the SHH! boards hehe

 

[dark_b]

some good photoshopping skills can make it look like he's checking out the SHH! boards hehe

good idea

 

[dark_b]

 

[Admiral Kent]

Craig: "I gotta go wash the sand out of my crack."

Green: "Who said 'skank?!'"

Craig to Green: "Since when in the hell are you modest?"

Craig: "It was the juice box...I swear!"

Craig: "Are you familiar with the concept of shrinkage?"

 

[Masut]

LOL @ Admiral Kent.

Sand in the crack, lol

 

[super85]

Bond: Well spank my @ss and call me Charlie! I had no idea you used to be a dude!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Bond: I look just like Marcus Ruhl in this picture.

Ruhl: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Artos]

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

"Listen Brosnan,I'M BOND now,get it!".

 

[Amm-arD]

LOLL!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Dame Judi Dench: Lazenby?

Daniel Craig: NO one confuses me with Lazenby, well no one but Lazenby's wife.

 

[The Punisher]

Bump.

 

[OddBob]

If these captions matched the pictures at some point, something has gone horribly wrong since.

 

[Artos]

Only 364 days...until the next pretzel day.

 

[Gold Samurai]

If these captions matched the pictures at some point, something has gone horribly wrong since.

yeah it is a bit odd I had a the picture of bond looking at the computer then it changed to the villain shooting o_0