Cast Yourself As A Comic-Book Character

[Napoleon]

If you were to be cast in a comic-book movie, who would you play based on the following attributes:

Age

Height

Hair Color

Skin Color

Body Type

Sexiness

Charisma

Acting Ability

Misc/Other

I'll start off with myself:

Age - 18 (although I've been told that I can pass for up to 3 - 5 years older than I really am).

Height - 6'3"

Hair Color - A very dirty blonde.

Skin Color - Olive

Body Type - I'm not super-muscular, but I'm not super-skinny either. Somewhere in between those two.

Sexiness - I'd say I'm good-looking in a Christian Bale sort of way.

Charisma - I've got a fair amount.

Acting Ability - I did some acting in middle school, and I'm very much a natural showman being an aspiring musician. I'm also good with accents and impersonations.

Misc/Other - I've been in much better shape than I currently am (in fact I used to be in excellent shape), but I'm sure I'd have a really good personal trainer if I were cast in one of these films.

So with all that said, I believe that the characters that would most fit me would be a young Piotr Rasputin/Colossus

or Jason Todd/Red Hood

both roles for which I'd dye my hair black.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm not going to list my attributes, but I am pretty sure I'm ideal for either Panicky Pedestrian Running Away From Thanos or Shopkeeper Who Gets Brutally Killed By The Joker.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Batman obviously, because I'm hot strong mysterious and the ladies love me

 

[jokesonm3]

I consider myself to be the flash for my speedy personality.

 

[The Shape]

Batman obviously, because I'm depressed, lonely, paranoid, aggressive, obsessive, angry, and the ladies love me

 

[Enriquespy]

Zorro. I'd had to work hard to achieve such a glorious mustache, but other than that i'm not that far off.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Zorro. I'd had to work hard to achieve such a glorious mustache, but other than that i'm not that far off.

Plus, you already have the hat and the man-blouse (we all assume).

 

[Enriquespy]

Not as hard to get as the moustache, my friend.

 

[Shikamaru]

People always told me I'm the real life Scott Pilgrim. I'm similar in age and look (blonde Caucasian of similar build), in personality (geeky cute and socially awkward), am from Toronto and played bass in a band a few years ago.

 

[Sundancer]

I could pull off Jonathan Crane or Weasel.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

I've always felt that I was old beyond my years, but ironically look very young for my age. I'm kinda short, an I've been bulking up more this year...
(so, other then my blond hair, an the fact that I can't grow sideburns)

I'll say Wolverine

 

[ThePhantasm]

Batman obviously, because I'm depressed, lonely, paranoid, aggressive, obsessive, angry, and the ladies love me

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[BestGirl]

Oracle. I wear glasses and am pretty thin but not at all athletic, so thankfully all I'd have to do is sit in a chair. My hair isn't red but that can be easily fixed.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Oracle. I wear glasses and am pretty thin but not at all athletic, so thankfully all I'd have to do is sit in a chair. My hair isn't red but that can be easily fixed.

That's exactly the opposite of the attitude that Oracle has!

 

[TheSpectacular]

Spider-Man/Peter Parker

Age: 19 (look 16-17)
Hair: Light Brown
Height: 5"11
Misc: can pull off the nerd look with glasses

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Deadpool

Cause I'm a schizo who favors ninja skills and sexy female assassins.

 

[Boy Scout]

• Age: 20.
• Height: 5'5".
• Hair Color: Black.
• Skin Color: African-American.
• Body Type: I think I have a decent body. I work out regularly.
• Sexiness: I'd say I'm an 8/10 on a good day.
• Charisma: I'd describe myself as fairly charismatic.
• Acting Ability: I've done several plays. I'd love to be a professional actor.

There are only a few superheroes I could picture myself playing: Miles Morales, Black Panther (very unlikely), Luke Cage (possibly), John Stewart (unlikely), Batwing (maybe), or a race-bent Robin (that'd be awesome, but I'm not sure it'd be worth the controversy).

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

• Age: 20.
• Height: 5'5".
• Hair Color: Black.
• Skin Color: African-American.
• Body Type: I think I have a decent body. I work out regularly.
• Sexiness: I'd say I'm an 8/10 on a good day.
• Charisma: I'd describe myself as fairly charismatic.
• Acting Ability: I've done several plays. I'd love to be a professional actor.

There are only a few superheroes I could picture myself playing: Miles Morales, Black Panther (very unlikely), Luke Cage (possibly), John Stewart (unlikely), Batwing (maybe), or a race-bent Robin (that'd be awesome, but I'm not sure it'd be worth the controversy).

What about Patriot?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Batman, cause I like to disappear as soon as the one talking to me turns their back on me.

 

[Napoleon]

• Age: 20.
• Height: 5'5".
• Hair Color: Black.
• Skin Color: African-American.
• Body Type: I think I have a decent body. I work out regularly.
• Sexiness: I'd say I'm an 8/10 on a good day.
• Charisma: I'd describe myself as fairly charismatic.
• Acting Ability: I've done several plays. I'd love to be a professional actor.

There are only a few superheroes I could picture myself playing: Miles Morales, Black Panther (very unlikely), Luke Cage (possibly), John Stewart (unlikely), Batwing (maybe), or a race-bent Robin (that'd be awesome, but I'm not sure it'd be worth the controversy).

Race-bent Wolverine

 

[Guts]

I'm not going to list my attributes, but I am pretty sure I'm ideal for either Panicky Pedestrian Running Away From Thanos or Shopkeeper Who Gets Brutally Killed By The Joker.

What kind of shop would you keep that would make the Joker kill you?

 

[jokesonm3]

What kind of shop would you keep that would make the Joker kill you?

Bat's and Bat's Accessories.

 

[BestGirl]

That's exactly the opposite of the attitude that Oracle has!

Find me a superheroine who'd rather kick back at home and watch TV than fight crime and that's who I'll play.

 

[Boy Scout]

What about Patriot?

I don't know who that is.

Race-bent Wolverine

I wouldn't want to be the guy that follows Hugh Jackman.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Find me a superheroine who'd rather kick back at home and watch TV than fight crime and that's who I'll play.

Elasta Girl in the Incredibles?