A Study On The Beauty Of Women...

[Machx72]

Okay, so for a study-type deal some close friends and I are doing, we're trying to compile a list of the all the ideal things in a woman [physically] are most sought after by guys [or lesbians], and are most admired by women [or butthole-pumpers].

Yes, we're looking for even the most risque parts (down to breast size, body hair, curves, etc.), and even the non-risque parts (eye color, height, hair-color, etc.).

We wanna hear from as many people as possible.

 

[Machx72]

This is for a comic, I might add.

 

[Spider-Who?]

butthole-pumpers

haha. i have a need word.

 

[Machx72]

Haha, sweet.

We'd still like input.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I think it'll be hard to find something that anyone agrees on here....

But for my part, the sexiest thing on a woman is when she's totally natural. No makeup, real nails, undyed/producted/messed with hair and no facial peircings.

 

[Machx72]

Well we're not really looking for one thing on every part of the topic that everyone agrees on, but a majority idea.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Well, if you're just looking for mass input, I'll also add that narrow waist and bigger hips works better than anything else, but in terms of breasts, anything more than a handful is a waste. A b-cup is perfect. Anything bigger just gets inpractical.

 

[Erzengel]

^
Well at least in the US the average is a C cup....we've been getting huskier but anywho in regards to comics I think C cup would be considered too small.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Average over here is a C or bigger. Much bigger than that they just start to look comical and lose all their appeal.

 

[Erzengel]

I've dated a few girls who were just naturally filled, sure they looked a lil top heavy but I never minded. So I can't agree with your assessment.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Average over here is a C or bigger. Much bigger than that they just start to look comical and lose all their appeal.

That'd be funny if it was that way with dudes.

"Kenneth is so great, but his 10 inch **** just looks so comical and repulsive.
Why can't I meet a guy with a nice, tasteful, understated 4 or 5 inches? "

 

[jaguarr]

Kenneth was a dejected freak who could only manage to hurt women with his oversized phallus. He lived alone in a small one-bedroom flat on the outskirts of the Bronx, sharing his time only with his spunky little Calico cat, Patches. Kenneth's life was about to take an amazing turn, though...







jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Are You There, God? It's Me, Kenneth

 

[Lord Doom]

I think nice, shapely legs are an important attribute in a woman's arsenal.

 

[Canadian Rider]

"Hello Kenneth. This is God. I am sorry that you are having a problem with your Phallus injuring women, but you see Kenneth ... I had always intended you to be the one to finally shut Hillary up ..."

 

[Canadian Rider]

Fine. Seriously?

Her eyes. Eyes that reflect the soul are the eyes that are attractive to me ...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That ain't how Hil rolls.

 

[Erzengel]

Okay, so for a study-type deal some close friends and I are doing, we're trying to compile a list of the all the ideal things in a woman [physically] are most sought after by guys [or lesbians], and are most admired by women [or butthole-pumpers].

Yes, we're looking for even the most risque parts (down to breast size, body hair, curves, etc.), and even the non-risque parts (eye color, height, hair-color, etc.).

We wanna hear from as many people as possible.

I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings, at least two pair
A Fendi bag and a bad attitude
That's all I need to get me in a good mood

 

[Canadian Rider]

Kenneth was a dejected freak who could only manage to hurt women with his oversized phallus. He lived alone in a small one-bedroom flat on the outskirts of the Bronx, sharing his time only with his spunky little Calico cat, Patches. Kenneth's life was about to take an amazing turn, though...







jag

The sound of a phone ringing in the background ...

Ring Ring. Ring Ring.

 

[jaguarr]

"...but, sadly..." God continued, "Hillary doesn't like men. So, you are of no further use to me."




jag

 

[Canadian Rider]

That ain't how Hil rolls.

 

[Canadian Rider]

I have an idea for a new thread ...

The Wil and Jag show ...

 

[Prognosticator]

Well, if you're just looking for mass input, I'll also add that narrow waist and bigger hips works better than anything else, but in terms of breasts, anything more than a handful is a waste. A b-cup is perfect. Anything bigger just gets inpractical.

Someone call Chris Hanson!

 

[Sofa]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I have an idea for a new thread ...

The Wil and Jag show ...

There already is the Erz, jag and Wilh Show.
It's called "superherohype.com during the day".
With special guest...Mee