chicks who paint on their eyebrows with a magic marker need to stop that crap

[Master Chief]

I think it's funny because I can picture them trying to get their eyebrows just right, then they mess up and they're like, "Oh f**k! Hey, a marker!"

 

[Slipknot]

She is going to eat you.

 

[Master Chief]

Well she has nice teeth.

And actually.

Now I see what your point about the nice face was.

 

[Mee]

I've seen women like this in a store before, they're creepy.

 

[Slipknot]

Well she has nice teeth.

And actually.

Now I see what your point about the nice face was.

She has white teeth, yes... but I don't know if she actually has nice teeth. They seem to shoot out of her mouth like she wants to eat me.

 

[Kaleb]

no stop that , stop that right now.

 

[Master Chief]

I wonder if they actually think they're fooling anyone.

 

[Mee]

I wonder if they actually think they're fooling anyone.

Only themselves. ...And blind people.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe if we males shave and draw a thin little moustache on they'll realize how silly they look.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Mister Sinister]

OK cover her face with your hand and then gradually move your hand down revealling parts of the face gradually. She doesn't look that bad. It also works if you move up. It's just when you see all of her she's ugly.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Give him a nice, thick, rich Tom Selleck to man him up.

 

[Kaleb]

 

[Slipknot]

Powder should have colored his eyebrows in with a marker.

 

[jaguarr]

Where's that pic of the chola chicks with the ridiculous Sharpie eyebrows someone posted a day or two ago? That pic was GOLD, dammit!

jag

 

[terry78]

To quote myself, that is gayer than Wicked.

 

[Jplaya2023]

chicks who wear makeup need to stop that bullsheeit

 

[Prognosticator]

Paint the ****. That's what guys look at

This is a GREAT thread!

 

[Prognosticator]

I worked at a Sonic one summer when i was a sophomore in high school. My dad was managing a store in the Texas panhandle. The majority of workers were hispanic and nearly ALL the girls working there had ZERO eyebrows....ALL stencils!

 

[Daisy]

Man what a strange coincidence...

Sunday at the grocery store, I saw this girl who had super pencil-thin stencilled in eyebrows AND false eyelashes, plus super-glamour eye makeup (like on runway models when they make it really obvious and dramatic). She also had a very elaborate hairdo, designer clothes and gucci bag (or at least knock-offs)... but then she had such a hairy face she looked like she had 5 o'clock shadow (and no, it wasn't a guy) and hadn't shaved her legs. I couldn't help thinking... "Okay, why wax off your eyebrows entirely and put that much work into your eyes, hair and clothes, only to neglect the hair on the rest of your body?"

 

[jaguarr]

Man what a strange coincidence...

Sunday at the grocery store, I saw this girl who had super pencil-thin stencilled in eyebrows AND false eyelashes, plus super-glamour eye makeup (like on runway models when they make it really obvious and dramatic). She also had a very elaborate hairdo, designer clothes and gucci bag (or at least knock-offs)... but then she had such a hairy face she looked like she had 5 o'clock shadow (and no, it wasn't a guy) and hadn't shaved her legs. I couldn't help thinking... "Okay, why wax off your eyebrows entirely and put that much work into your eyes, hair and clothes, only to neglect the hair on the rest of your body?"

Just because she's a sasquatch doesn't mean she can't look pretty.

jag

 

[Drakon]

Man what a strange coincidence...

Sunday at the grocery store, I saw this girl who had super pencil-thin stencilled in eyebrows AND false eyelashes, plus super-glamour eye makeup (like on runway models when they make it really obvious and dramatic). She also had a very elaborate hairdo, designer clothes and gucci bag (or at least knock-offs)... but then she had such a hairy face she looked like she had 5 o'clock shadow (and no, it wasn't a guy) and hadn't shaved her legs. I couldn't help thinking... "Okay, why wax off your eyebrows entirely and put that much work into your eyes, hair and clothes, only to neglect the hair on the rest of your body?"

That was me!

 

[jaguarr]

That was me!

jag

 

[Daisy]

That was me!

You glued hair to your artifical leg?

Not to mention dying it dark and using heavy amounts of self-tanner on yourself.

 

[Addendum]

That was me!