Who da baby daddy? and other day time talk show themes

[Metamorpho1977]

Anyone watch these shows, sometimes you just can't turn them off. Maury has chicks on that can't tell between 30 guys who the daddy is. Jerry still has nekkid chicks fighting and ripping clothes off.

What shows do you watch?

Just my opinion the maury crowds need to stop booing the "daddies" and start booing the hoochies that can't tell between the 30 guys who the daddy is.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Anyone watch these shows, sometimes you just can't turn them off. Maury has chicks on that can't tell between 30 guys who the daddy is. Jerry still has nekkid chicks fighting and ripping clothes off.

What shows do you watch?

Just my opinion the maury crowds need to stop booing the "daddies" and start booing the hoochies that can't tell between the 30 guys who the daddy is.

So true.

I remember watching one episode a while back where some dumb hootch tested about 16 men in a span of a couple of shows trying to find her son's dad, when the last guy to be tested turned out negative she said she would "continue her quest" to find the father like it was LOTR or something.

It was hilarious.

 

[SurfDUI]

I love how when 'Murrie' gives everyone that bro hug when they come out on stage...Too much trash T.V. slows ur brain down.

I do however watch Judge shows, mainly Joe Brown, and I don't like to miss Judy

 

[PyroChamber]

So true.

I remember watching one episode a while back where some dumb hootch tested about 16 men in a span of a couple of shows trying to find her son's dad, when the last guy to be tested turned out negative she said she would "continue her quest" to find the father like it was LOTR or something.

It was hilarious.

Or how about when the none of the guys the girl picks is the father and then after that she'll say "I know who it is now".

 

[Wolfwood]

If I'm stuck in a waiting room or can't go anywhere during the day, I'll switch it on to Murray, I still find him rather entertaining. My favorite shows are the "Is It a Man or a Woman?" ones, it's funny to see the homophobic guys freak out over saying they thought the man was attractive.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I love Jerry Springer and Judge Judy.

 

[O'Haire]

I watch Maury once and a while.

I love how the guys that are being accused of cheating still fall for the female decoys in the back room.

 

[y2jversion1]

LOL what about the OUt of Control Teens

"I'm so out of control, I had sex with 20 guys last year 'fo my 13th birthday and ma mommah cant say nuthin cuz i'm a punch her out if she does... wa'eva! wa'eva, I do wa' a wan'! "

 

[PyroChamber]

I always like the "from nerd to hot" episodes, if they still do that. Where someone will come to the show to confront someone that bullied them when they were younger by showing how they've changed looks wise.

Yet they always come out looking like porn stars.

 

[Scourge2099]

LOL what about the OUt of Control Teens

"I'm so out of control, I had sex with 20 guys last year 'fo my 13th birthday and ma mommah cant say nuthin cuz i'm a punch her out if she does... wa'eva! wa'eva, I do wa' a wan'! "

I love those episodes. I like it when Maury brings out that boot camp dude and then they're off to camp. They start crying like the girls they are and they'll start acting like good girls again.

I saw this one episode of Springer once and this cute looking brown haired chick with a southern accent found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with the town ****e. Guess what she wanted to do ? She wanted to challenge the town ****e to a mud wrestling contest because her boyfriend said she wasn't country enough.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Jerry still has nekkid chicks fighting and ripping clothes off.

Jerry is still on the air?

LOL what about the OUt of Control Teens

"I'm so out of control, I had sex with 20 guys last year 'fo my 13th birthday and ma mommah cant say nuthin cuz i'm a punch her out if she does... wa'eva! wa'eva, I do wa' a wan'! "

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[Dr. Evil]

"When asked if you cheated on your wife, you said no....the lie detector determined that was a lie, more than 800 times with 400 different women."

Maury is one of those guilty pleasure shows that I watch.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

LOL what about the OUt of Control Teens

"I'm so out of control, I had sex with 20 guys last year 'fo my 13th birthday and ma mommah cant say nuthin cuz i'm a punch her out if she does... wa'eva! wa'eva, I do wa' a wan'! "

and when the audience boos them they go "wa'eva! wa'eva" f@#$you. you don't know me.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

I will never forget one episode of Maury where one out-of-control teen had sex for a cheeseburger and another one (on the same episode) had sex for a can of soda! LMAO

 

[O'Haire]

I will never forget one episode of Maury where one out-of-control teen had sex for a cheeseburger and another one (on the same episode) had sex for a can of soda! LMAO

I remember those.

I haven't seen an out of control teen episode in ages. Seems to be just cheater and paternity tests these days.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I remember those.

I haven't seen an out of control teen episode in ages. Seems to be just cheater and paternity tests these days.

There was one today. Things got so bad, Maury brought out Steve Wilkos. Yes, the former Jerry Springer body guard turned talk show host.

Ah yes, the South Park episode of Maury Povich, starring Butters with Balls on his chin.

 

[PyroChamber]

How about on the cheater episodes when they bring out the "sexy decoy"? Yeah the guy is wrong for cheating but what does it say about the woman that let's someone they met for 2 minutes feel on them and kiss them then come out and say "girl, he's no good"?

 

[SoulManX]

Rikki Lake was the queen of making black guys look stupid

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I do miss Rikki's show. Oh, and Sally Jesse Raphael as well.

Maury's highly entertaining in the fake cheesy way though.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

The out of control teens are proof positive why parents need to stop being afraid of disciplining their kids.

 

[SoulManX]

The out of control teens are proof positive why parents need to stop being afraid of disciplining their kids.

A good ass whipping would do them so good

 

[Pink Ranger]

I remember those.

I haven't seen an out of control teen episode in ages. Seems to be just cheater and paternity tests these days.

Circle of life. All those out of control teenagers are now the young women getting paternity tests from 30 diifferent guys.

 

[SurfDUI]

My favorite- "....you said no, the lie detector determined that was a lie"

"BOOO, BOOO"

"Murry, Murry! Can I retake the test"

I be like dood, its not 2 out of 3 you putz!