chicks who paint on their eyebrows with a magic marker need to stop that crap

[Drakon]

You glued hair to your artifical leg?

Not to mention dying it dark and using heavy amounts of self-tanner on yourself.

.........yes.

 

[Daisy]

.........yes.

Ooooookaaaay then. *backs away from Drak*

 

[Drakon]

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My 11 year old stepsister was living with us, and she asked my mom if she could shave off her eyebrows. My mom said no, but Laura went ahead and did it anyhow. So for punishment, my mom wouldn't let her draw them on, so she had to walk around with no eyebrows

It was weird, like you knew something was off with her face, but you couldn't figure out what

 

[Mee]

Shaving your eyebrows makes you a red X!

 

[Spidey Rules 2]

I know, I can't see the pictures either. Not that I would want to. I've seen enough girls with shaved and drawn in eye brows (Ugh!). I feel the same way about women who tatoo their make up on. My wife asked if this would be a good idea...I said "Hell NO!!!" They really look ugly.

 

[Noon]

I don't wear a lot of make up for the same reason I don't wear a wonderbra, it's basically lying. A guy sees you and thinks, 'wow she has a lot of cleavage and really long dark eyelashes' but you're just setting them up for disappointment.

 

[Ongie]

***redacted***

 

[Noon]

But they used to have eyebrows, they just plucked them into oblivion and then realised, '**** I look like a freak, oh, I know what will help...'

 

[Ongie]

***redacted***

 

[Noon]

and geishas

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't listen to her.

If I ever have a prosthetic limb, I'm gonna glue chicken feathers to it!
Or maybe rhinestones, so it'd be like a leg version of Thriller-Era Michael Jackson's glove.

 

[Ongie]

***redacted***

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

wrong forum

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Batmans eyebrows are drawn on with magic marker













lawl

 

[JLBats]

I have a nasty habit. I pull at my eyebrows while I sit at the computer. When the individual hair come out, it produces a satisfying crunchy popping sound that I just loooooove.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I pull my toenails out at the computer, it makes a satisying crunchy sound. Soon followed by my satisfying squeal of agony

 

[Hades]

You know, I have this slash running down my eye brow. Like this scar, so there's a gap between one eyebrow. I don't know how I got it...I think it's from being whacked in the face too many times by various objects.

 

[The Female Torch]

How ugly...girls in Texas do that

 

[The Female Torch]

And burn victims.

AWWW poor guy

 

[LEX]

Buy one of those glue-on eyebrows. That pencil job is horrible.

 

[ico]

 

[Noon]

Why do they all seem to have really bad skin too?

 

[Kaleb]

I dont know why

 

[Noon]

I dont know why

You should know goddammit, you failure!