Cleavagefield...

[Alex The Great]

Cloverfield Parody....
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You had to ask, didn’t you?
This is an ad for a new giant monster film that’s just gone into production. No, really! It is! The film’s called Cleavagefield – for reasons no one could possibly guess, though I’m sure it will became clear when we see the movie… Here’s the plot, as described by director Jim Wynorski:

A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.
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Wynorski has fallen from the exploitation heights of Chopping Mall (1986), The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) and The Haunting of Morella (1990) into a fertile career that combines B-grade monster flicks like The Curse of the Komodo (2004) with soft-porn film parodies like The Bare Wench Project (2000) and The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2001) — all of them very low budget.
As you can tell, though, Cleavagefield is a serious drama….
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PS. I wonder what the monster will look like?

MORE

Exploitation director Jim Wynorski has visited the Undead Backbrain to give us an update on his latest film — the Cloverfield parody, Cleavagefield, which we introduced here.
Wynorski says that the movie is now in post production. It stars Julie K. Smith, Rebecca Love, Amy Reid, Lucia Reyes and Brandin Rackley — among others. “The monster is quite amusing as well,” he added. “Look for it soon.”
And for those still drawn to the film because of the possibility that that’s Denise Milani on the Cleavagefield poster, he says “She’s NOT in it … sorry.”
Just to fill up the space, here’s a picture of Penthouse Pet of the Month (February 1993) Julie K. Smith in one of her more recent flicks, Baberellas (US-2003; dir. Chuck Cirino) — They’ll Do Anything To Save the Earth. Anything.

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POSTERS

Well....uhh......uh.....umm....hmm.....well.....

 

[DieSmiling]

Utterly spectacular.

 

[Alex The Great]

Morg is going to see this movie a hundred times over.

 

[xwolverine2]

any viral marketing involved in this?

 

[Symbiote666]

So what, is this porn?

 

[Alex The Great]

any viral marketing involved in this?

Let's hope so

 

[The Lizard]

Utterly spectacular.

I'm assuming you meant "udderly".

 

[MaskedManJRK]

any viral marketing involved in this?

Really, I don't think you want the word "viral" associated with any form of pornography.

Also, who wants to bet that Cleavagefield f**ks all the girls in the, ahem, climax?

 

[ross2287]

I'm assuming you meant "udderly".

 

[AlteredEgo]

Really, I don't think you want the word "viral" associated with any form of pornography.

 

[Morg]

Morg is going to see this movie a hundred times over.

not

 

[Kanon]

Trailer online! (careful kids...)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=388449083

 

[Dark Victory]

 

[dude stannis]

This is going to completely own Cloverfield.