Coca-Cola kills sperm

[Lighthouse]

I wonder if I should switch to Coke. It'd be cheaper and more satisfying than a vasectomy.

 

[04nbod]

I wonder if I should switch to Coke. It'd be cheaper and more satisfying than a vasectomy.

I hear the gas it pents up in your stomach makes people fat. True its fat people that say this so maybe its no reliable

 

[Prison Mike]

Oh no! Just last week, I was sitting with my laptop on my lap while drinking coke! All my men must be dead.

 

[Beanjuice]

Woohoo!!! saving money on condoms !

 

[Honey Vibe]

...We need better urban legends

 

[Captain Planet!]

Tubular!

 

[Nirvana]

I've heard this before. No surprise at all.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I've heard that Snapple lowers a sperm count as well. So I wonder what would happen if a woman used Coke as a chemical contraceptive before sex and the guy was a Snapple fanatic.

*imagines*

 

[Alex The Great]

I''ve tried this and nothing really happened. Though I had to take a shower after

 

[michephantom]

Now a lot of stupid people are going to try and use Coke as a contaception. More women are going to go in and see the doctor because they got irritated trying to use Coke.
Plus, I bet everybody in Africa will be trying to use Coke to keep from getting AIDs (and fail, of course).

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Thread is wrong
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp

Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.

Wrong
http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

 

[rizzo51]

..... hmmm, i would be even more entertained if gatorade killed sperm.. "is it in you?"

 

[cryptic name]

pretty much anything kills aids and sperm, now if drinking it had this kind of effect, then this might be interesting

 

[Mike_D202]

So the cure for AIDS is...coke?

 

[StrainedEyes]

Mythbusters tested this and proved it false.