Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Anubis]

Granted, your trapped in a Groundhog Day like situation.


I wish When I kicked peoples asses they would turn into coins like on Scott Pilgrim and or Mario Brothers.

 

[Duke]

Granted, your a videogame character.




I wish I had a magic genie that would grant me anything I'd want, without any repercussions.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but before you can make your first wish, the planet explodes.


I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Lord]

Granted, you feel everybody's pain

I wish for IGN to have some new movie news

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,as IGN gets their news in,your computer explodes.

I wish for all the money in the world.

 

[scarletwonder]

Granted but the world's economy collapses because you have all the money and you can't do anything with it.

I wish it would stop raining....

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, the sun comes, burns the atmosphere, and we all die.

I wish I had a 100GB USB drive.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, everything has frozen up so now you are stuck with thousands of vertical little sheets of water all over the place...


I wish I had a better pair of headphones..yeesh..

 

[Duke]

Granted, your headphones are so loud your eardrums will explode.


I wish DC would make more successful movies.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but they were all very unfaithful to the source material.



I wish I had a pet truffle-hunting pig.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but there is world wide famine & you're forced to kill the pig for food.




I wish I was a big time philantropist.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, you're Thomas Wayne and you get shot.

I wish my school locker was bigger.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but unfortunately you get tossed in there & locked up.




I wish I had Firestorm's superpowers.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you get erased from existence during the next crisis event.


I wish I could create an unlimited power source for me and me alone.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,it sends you into an alternate reality where the evil you kills you.

I wish I had a nice sports car.

 

[Duke]

Granted, in your enthusiasm to show off it's performance you total it.


I wish I was on vacation in Hawaii.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, the whole volcano explodes and the islands are destroyed.


I wish I had the ability to make physical copies of things I imagine. Like if I write a story in my head I can make a physical book out of it by concentrating.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, you write a book about vampire's taking the world over..and, you guessed it, they take the f'n world over...thanks!



I wish I had a prehensile tale

 

[Duke]

Granted your Nightcrawler from the X-men, a make believe character.





I wish I could run as fast as The Flash. ( and not be fictional character). t:

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but you cant stop running now.

I wish for a cheeseburger in paradise

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but unfortunately you aren't in paradise yet so that cheeseburger will have to wait...



I wish I had a martini sometime today...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but it will give a really bad hangover!



I wish the NFL lockout ends soon!

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but it ends up turning the NFL into the XFL and then nobody wants to watch it ever again.



I wish I had unlimited fuel for my car.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but once you start driving, the car can no longer stop. You're killed in a horrible crash going threw a red light at 75 miles per hour.


I wish hookers would give me freebees.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but then the government finds out about this "unlimited fuel" & takes you away, never to heard from again.




I wish I could go to a waterpark tomorrow.