Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Duke]

Granted, but once you start driving, the car can no longer stop. You're killed in a horrible crash going threw a red light at 75 miles per hour.


I wish hookers would give me freebees.

Granted, but then you contract some bad diease.



I wish I found a stash of cash, without no repercussions.

 

[Anubis]

(Pfft, I pretty much got everything, I'll take my chances.)
Granted, but the economy collapses the next day and all the money is worthless.


I wish could have had sex with that hot history teacher I had back in High school.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but she is now married & her jealous husband shoots you dead.



I wish I had the magic ticket from Last Action Hero.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you get stuck in the movie.

I wish I was a spy.

 

[Duke]

Granted, but as with most spies, you get caught & sentenced to die.



I wish I had Capt. Marvel's powers.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you're now deaf.



I wish there was a way to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt whether somebody committed a crime or not.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but the justice system is still on the books for the mob so it don't matter....



I wish my pet could go out and earn a paycheck so I wouldn't have too...

 

[Duke]

Granted, but your pet decides to pocket the money for him/her self.



I wish my job would pay me for doing nothing. t:

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, you're the new President!



I wish I could be head of National Security and be able to run Death Squads rampant around the world..mwhahahha!!!!

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, now a guerilla war force rises up and takes back their country. You die.



I wish I had a photographic memory.

 

[SyntheticHeart]

I wish I was happily married,

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted, now a guerilla war force rises up and takes back their country. You die.



I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted,You're just like Rain Man.


I wish I was super strong.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you rip off your own penis while taking a leak.


I wish I had a Pizza and a bottle of wine.

 

[Sensi]

You will have it but the pizza will be in the wine bottle and the cork will not come off

I wish for tonight not to be as miserable as the day.

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but tomorrow night will be even worse.

I wish I could see Captain America now...

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you bought a Captain America comic book.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, you can travel back exactly 10 seconds forward or backwards..make the most of such a prize!



Come to think of it..I kinda wish I had a pizza too....

 

[Anubis]

(You know, 10 seconds is actually more than enough. You could become a professional poker player.)
Granted, but because you only kinda wish you had a pizza, it's only kinda there. You can see it, but you can't touch it.


I wish I lived in a less crime riddled neighborhood.

 

[Duke]

Granted, you're now a monk in a monastery.




I wish Starfleet was a reality in our time.

 

[Sensi]

You will and it will be were Truman use to live. it now will be the Anubis Show.

Duke, it will be but you will be kept far from it.

I wish the internet wasn't so social because to me it is impossible to trust anyone anymore.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, there is nothing but porn and shopping from now on.



I wish to see Inmates fight to the death for my amusement.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but they are short on participants..so looks like you've become a mandatory volunteer!



I wish the knife hadn't ran away with the spoon..the whole thing is so damn complicated!

 

[Sensi]

You will but keep in mind your turn is coming.

Your wish we be. The knife now ran away with the salad fork.

I wish I would throw my computer and phone away

 

[Duke]

Granted, but then you'll regret it later.





I wish I had $1000.00 in my pocket.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted..but you stuck it in the pocket that has a hole in it and.....well, let's just say you better not have had any plans with that money!


I wish I could think of something cool to spend this $1,000.00 I just found on the ground!