Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,every class you take,you hate.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,every class you take,you hate.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, everybody is now dead.


I wish I could sleep forever.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, everybody is now dead.


I wish I could sleep forever.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're dead.

I wish for a houseboat.

 

[Anubis]

(I'm fine with being dead if it means I can get some f**king sleep.)


Granted, but it's got a hole in it.

I wish I could go on vacation.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're off to Japan.

I wish the lag on here was gone.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Granted. The lag is gone, but you've been banned.

I wish I was a Green Lantern

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but Sinestro killed you on your first day as a Green Lantern.

I wish I was Superman.

 

[Orb]

Granted, but Lex luthor kills you the next day with a kryptonite mountain.

I wish I never had a bad day.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you were never born.

I wish I was The Hulk.

 

[Sensi]

You will be the Hulk but you will be the Red Hulk

I wish tomorrow would be like today.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,you're in a time loop.


I wish for a good Spring.

 

[Sensi]

You will have a good Spring but realize you are on a different planet alone.

I wish to have fun this weekend.

 

[lou2099]

You had fun fun fun, but your daddy took your T-bird away.

I wish for clean, white teeth.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

You will get white teeth, but in the process, your dentist slices your tongue off.

I wish James Cameron would direct the next Terminator movie.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

He does,but he wants Jim Carrey as The Terminator.

I wish I had a Green Lantern Power Ring.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, but it needs a recharge..



I wish I didn't have to re-heat my cup of coffee...

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but it tastes terrible

I wish that I didn't have exams today.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,they have been postponed for next week.

I wish I had super speed.

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted but it only lasts for one hour, after that you're super slow.

I wish I had something other than mandarins for lunch.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Granted, but now everything you eat tastes awful.

I wish I could age and de-age myself whenever I wanted.

 

[Cheshire1996]

Granted, but you get stuck at the age of 85.

I wish I had mutant abilities.

 

[greenrage36]

Granted, you have gained the oft-overlooked ability to pee power rays..(think Cyclops but without the..uh..eyes to aim)


I wish I could think of a place to eat tonight

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Granted, but you but the place has been closed for years.

I wish I had enough tuition and housing money.