Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[Enriquespy]

Yes they become amazing watches. they are now better at being "Citizens" than before.

I want a gaming PC.

 

[Sensi]

You get one because your local elementary school was kind enough to make you one out of a cardboard box....................... I wish people would be nice to each other.

 

[BlueLightning]

People are nice to each other. But not everyone realizes it.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[Enriquespy]

Sure!

Oh man, did you wanted them to fit? Sorry.

I want an awesome Katana.

 

[Schlosser85]

You get an awesome Katana. The one that slices your heart in half and takes your soul.

I'm hungry. I want tacos.

 

[Sensi]

You get tacos but realize they are the plastic kid food toys.................I wish you would tell me a little secret.

 

[NHawk19]

granted but its the last we hear from each other.


I wish for a fish sandwich

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted but it's salted cod fish.

I wish I were taller.

 

[NHawk19]

granted. Now you're 7'2" and bad at basketball so the WNBA is out.


I wish for new glasses

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, these are your new glasses

I wanna be rich.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted your name changes to Richard but everyone calls you Rich.

I wish for a winning powerball ticket.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - It from 2015

I wanna be able to eat junk food without getting fat.

 

[NHawk19]

(Don't we all) Granted. You can eat it without getting fat but it doesn't stay down and gives you hives.


I wish for a motorcycle

 

[MissMarvelous]

OMG...

Granted - it's a solar energy fueled one.

I wish upon a star

 

[NHawk19]

Actually that sounds kind of cool. Harley has an electric model coming out so :P

Granted but it makes not difference who you are.

I wish for a months paid vacation.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Darnnnn! I granted you a cool one haha

Vacations 2099. There you go.

I wish "world peace".

 

[NHawk19]

Granted everyone bites their tongues and becomes an annoying level of happy for about a week until they can't handle it and things get worse than before because of all the bottled up rage exploding.

I wish for a trip around the world.

 

[Enriquespy]

OMG you walked onto a pebble and tripped continuously for 40000 km!!!! you ended superdead.

I wish for a gaming chair.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Good one

Granted - it's made of a donkey's skin

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted everyone bites their tongues and becomes an annoying level of happy for about a week until they can't handle it and things get worse than before because of all the bottled up rage exploding.

I wish for a trip around the world.

Dude, still can't believe you corrupted "world peace"

 

[MissMarvelous]

I'll make a wish: I wish, I wish... I could fly.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted you can fly by you never learned how to land and thusly crash into the ocean.

I wish for a time machine

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ouch - that's painful!

Granted but you can only SEND things, you cannot travel.

I wish I could never get old.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted you never age, but as a consequence you have to watch everyone you love die, along with the rest of the world in time.


I wish I my fit bit would stop shutting down

 

[MissMarvelous]

You turned me a vampire! cool, but Do I sparkle in the sun?

granted - but it will NEVER shut down. As in, NEVER.

I wish I could be a great chef.