Corrupt A Wish - Part 2

[NHawk19]

I do that anyway.

Granted one bag of wood chips.

I wish for a boat

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - there's a hole on it so it flooded. Now it sunked to the bottom of the river. (wooden chips...)

I wish for a new pair or earings.

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but it's cheap gold and turn your piercings green for 3 weeks and your nose purple for one.


I wish for some mulch for the yard

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - but I don't know what it is!!! Since it is yard-related... it's full of boys

(See Kelis song: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours...)

I wish for a puppy

 

[NHawk19]

It's wood chips you put around plants. And thanks now I don't have to be the one to spread it

Granted one Great Dane puppy that has way to much energy, is ultra high maintenance, and grows up to want to be a lap dog who will break your heart one day.


I wish for some fireworks

 

[MissMarvelous]

Aww... love them! I had one and he was the bets, so.. thank you

Ok, and Katy Perry is singing in the back.

I wish for a Ham & Cheese sandwich.

 

[NHawk19]

granted it appears in your desk drawer and you don't see it for a month.


I wish for a flux capacitor

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - but it's not yet compatible with the available energy sources so you cannot use it (I have no idea how it works but I hope I corrupted it!)

I wish for a lovely set of china.

 

[NHawk19]

pretty much yes. Until I make it compatible hehehehehehehe

Granted a plastic tea set of china.

I wish for a new fridge

 

[MissMarvelous]

You are not fun, you know?

Granted - but you need that flux capacitor to make it work.

I wish for a walk in the beach

 

[NHawk19]

Granted by the beach is in Fukushima

I wish for a 3 day weekend

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - You've got February 29/30/31

I wish for a Parmesan chees slice. With no fungus on it, please

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but the fungus is under it.


I wish for an order of fries.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - the place is out of business tho' https://www.yelp.com/biz/order-of-fries-new-haven

I wish for a Coca-Cola

 

[NHawk19]

Granted but someone shook the bottle before they gave it too you and it blew up when you opened it

I wish for a BLT

 

[MissMarvelous]

You bastard!

Granted, a BTL - Bilateral Tubal Ligation

I wish for an amazing zombie tv show

 

[NHawk19]

Granted - But it's a special, your TV breaks and the networks threaten to sue anyone who post it online so you never get to see it.


I wish for some pretzels

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - those are mustard and onion flavoured

I wish for some fresh fruits

 

[LightDaggers]

Granted - But those fruits are starting to rot.

I wish to get the Tomb Raider '13 game.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - but it's "rented" so you have to return it within two hours. Rotten fruits.... hummm

I wish for a new pair of runners

 

[LightDaggers]

Granted - But they are used and dirty.

I wish for a yummy pizza.

 

[Iceman]

Granted - But they are used and dirty.

I wish for a yummy pizza.

Granted - but it got dropped in the toilet on its way to you.

I wish for my own cinema.

 

[LightDaggers]

My poor pizza.

Granted - but you'll have to share the cinema with somebody else.

I wish to hangout with Superman for a day.

 

[Iceman]

My poor pizza.

Granted - but you'll have to share the cinema with somebody else.

I wish to hangout with Superman for a day.

Granted - but you’ll be stuck in a lift with him all day after he’s had a curry with kryptonite laxatives.

I want Batman to donate his Batmobile to me.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted - but it's an old one and it doesn't have any of the technology you want.

I wish for a "sloppy Joe" sandwich.